DS9 Caption That # "Come Fly With Me"

[Judas Ascendant]

New pics for the new round.

 

[Tallis Rhul]

"Is this on?..."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Bashir: "Are you sure about this, Jadzia?"
Dax: "Trust me Julian. Have I ever steered you wrong? Hey, steered you wrong! I made a funny."
Bashir: "Yeah, but at the last Halloween party, 6 people went as Captain Pike. It was embarrassing."

 

[Cuhl]

Don't answer the door! It's those Jehovah's Witnesses again!

 

[T'Girl]

Given your fourth degree black belt, you got a lot of nerve calling yourself "disabled"

Jadzia I know you said you'd break my back if I didn't stop hitting on you, but ...

Don't worry my dear, many a woman's hair has gone stone white the first time they met 'the emissary'

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[nx1701g]

Melora: "I'm sorry Julian I forgot I left the banana peel on the floor!"

Bashir: "This really is remarkable Jadzia."
Dax: "What was that Julian? I don't understand."
Bashir: "What do you mean you don't understand me?"
Dax: "You have to use beeps."
Bashir: "Don't be absurd."
Dax: "JULIAN!"
Bashir: "Fine" *BEEP* "You!"

Where were you when your diarrhea came back?

"Do you have any Grey Poupon?"

 

[Too Much Fun]

It's Edward's long-lost brother...Efrem Scissornose.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Bashir: "It's amazing, we're in zero-g, but your hair still falls straight down!"

Bashir: "But Nog said that you were turned on by geniuses in wheelchairs who spoke in an electronic voice about wormholes."

Sisko: "You look insufferably pleased with yourself, Doctor... Well, more than usual."

Melora: "Julian boned me so hard last night that I'm still numb from the waist down."

Sisko: "TMI Ensign, T.M.I."

"My demands! My demands are simple. I want the Federation's stockpiles of hayfever remedies, cold cures, antihistamines, and Kleenex. Do you know how disgusting it is on my planet when someone sneezes? You have five hours."

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Four hours later, Bashir finally gave up and asked O'Brien to change the lightbulb with a step ladder.

It was April Fools Day, and the crew had reprogrammed Professor Hawking's computer to speak in an outrageous French accent just minutes before he was to address the entire Vulcan Science Academy.

Sisko: "Hey! Stop trying to make me look short!"

Quark: "I told him not to run with the scissors."

 

[Nebusj]

``You look like you're having fun, Julian.''
``I am! Microgravity is fantastic!''
``Great! Now let's turn the atmosphere down to zero!''
``Yeah, that's --- wait, what?''

``Julian, you don't even fly a runabout! Why do you need to scam the handicapped parking dock?''

``And, Commander, the fantastic news is her costume here won 2,038th place in the Seven Of Nine contest!''

``And now, kiddies, Count Floid returns you to ... ugh ... Doctor Tongue's 3-D House Of ... Laptop ... Messenger Bags. Groan.''

 

[The Cutest of Borg]

Quark: "Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place."

 

[Kirby]

Following the holo-adventures of an old Earth program known as Seinfeld Odo ordered all of the peepholes in every room on DS9 reversed so Security could better monitor what was going on around the station.

 

[Judas Ascendant]

The winners for this round

Quark: "Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place."

``Julian, you don't even fly a runabout! Why do you need to scam the handicapped parking dock?''

"My demands! My demands are simple. I want the Federation's stockpiles of hayfever remedies, cold cures, antihistamines, and Kleenex. Do you know how disgusting it is on my planet when someone sneezes? You have five hours."

The prize

An Odo Mask.... just in time for Halloween.

Now you can reenact all of your favorite scenes from "Silence of the Tribbles"

 

[AdmiralGarak]

GAAH... That's creepy.