Are you an exhibitionist?

[An Officer]

So, there's scaffolding up all around the house for redecoration. I found out the other morning when I went down to the bathroom to take care of business, and saw two men working behind the glass. I could see them pretty clearly, so I guess they could see me, too. Since they were going to be there for the foreseeable future, and I had stuff to take care off, I went about my usual business.

It felt a bit odd though having two men effectively in the bathroom with me...

What would you have done?

 

[RJDiogenes]

Opened up the window and pushed them over. Or maybe just put up a towel or something.

I'm only an exhibitionist when it comes to my writing and art.

 

[An Officer]

^ I was very tempted to tell them to clear off for a few minutes!

 

[Mallory]

Those guys are going to be working around that window for weeks now.

 

[Gryffindorian]

Oh, boy. Officer, this looks just the recurring dream I have--going to the bathroom with absolutely no curtains or drapes whatsoever to cover up the windows.

 

[An Officer]

We're not usually overlooked on that side, so there was really no need to have anything there besides slightly blurred glass. I regret that now.

Having a young Polish boy watching me make my tea in the kitchen was a walk in the park after that. Thank goodness I decided to get dressed that time around. No window coverings there either.

I drew the line in the living room though, and kept the curtains closed. Not very nice having the lights on daytime. Felt like one of those bizarre hermits who never open their windows.

Did I mention I hate scaffolding? So ugly and messy, and blocks what little light there is!

And to think I have another week or more of this to look forward to. Looks like we're gonna get to know each other very well.

 

[Gryffindorian]

A young Polish boy, eh? Woohoo! Is he cute? Assuming he's old enough, I wouldn't mind his seeing me take a shower through the bathroom window. In fact, I'd open the window all the way. Then again, I couldn't be held responsible for people going blind.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

I'm actually exceedingly prudish in real life, but I constantly have dreams where I am showering or masturbating in public.

 

[tharpdevenport]

So, there's scaffolding up all around the house for redecoration. I found out the other morning when I went down to the bathroom to take care of business, and saw two men working behind the glass. I could see them pretty clearly, so I guess they could see me, too. Since they were going to be there for the foreseeable future, and I had stuff to take care off, I went about my usual business.

It felt a bit odd though having two men effectively in the bathroom with me...

What would you have done?

Well, at least you weren't wanking it.



I'm not. Just doesn't interest me.

 

[Goji]

I'm not a big fan of being seen even when I have all my clothes on, so... yeah, that would freak me out.

 

[The Grim Ghost]

Definitely not me. I hate the feeling of being watched. Doesn't turn me on in the slightest.

 

[AstroSmurf]

Doesn't bother me in the least. I could walk outside and strip down in the parking right now. Being naked in public doesn't even blip on my radar. It doesn't turn me on though. The idea of being caught... oh yeah baby.

The one thing I can't do is pee in front of someone. That freaks me out. And I don't even want to talk about the other. If I needed to go and people were standing outside my window, I would probably explode first before I could relieve myself with them in such close proximity.

 

[Daneel]

I've flashed my junk to an audience on more than one occasion. Does that qualify me as an exhibitionist?

 

[Kestra]

I'm not. I can barely contemplate doing anything even in the secluded outdoors, though I indulge on occasion. I'd be horrified if anyone saw me. I feel anything intimate is also very private by nature.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I would have kept going. And then invited them in.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

So, there's scaffolding up all around the house for redecoration. I found out the other morning when I went down to the bathroom to take care of business, and saw two men working behind the glass. I could see them pretty clearly, so I guess they could see me, too. Since they were going to be there for the foreseeable future, and I had stuff to take care off, I went about my usual business.

It felt a bit odd though having two men effectively in the bathroom with me...

What would you have done?

...I drew the line in the living room though, and kept the curtains closed. Not very nice having the lights on daytime. Felt like one of those bizarre hermits who never open their windows.

I am absolutely intriqued that you get up to more 'secret behaviour' in your living room than your bathroom . Pray do tell what you get up to in there?

...The one thing I can't do is pee in front of someone. That freaks me out. And I don't even want to talk about the other. If I needed to go and people were standing outside my window, I would probably explode first before I could relieve myself with them in such close proximity.

We had peeps on scaffolding outside our flats for a couple of weeks and my 'poo-phobia' went into overdrive ~ Same as AS, I could not go to the bathroom until they were having a break in their van Same reason that I can't use public loos unless they're empty *shrugs*

 

[Cakes488]

I'm not. I can barely contemplate doing anything even in the secluded outdoors, though I indulge on occasion. I'd be horrified if anyone saw me. I feel anything intimate is also very private by nature.

Me neither as in I don't want/need to be seen by others. Although, at times when I've been masterbating I've imagined someone is looking at me through the window and it does help it along...but to actually put that in action...I don't think so.

I have no problem having sex outdoors or in public places...I actually have a list of places I want/need to have sex....but that doesn't include any voyeurism.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I'm very shy by nature. I don't even have any windows open in my house. I don't want anyone looking in here! I could never relieve myself in front of anyone, strangers or no.

In fact, I wouldn't even use that public toilet I saw once, the one that has walls which are opaque (as seen from outside) but once you go in, you can see *out* - the walls are one-way. So from inside it looks like there are no walls at all. I couldn't even use that.

And as for having sex? Well, once I start, I'll let y'all know. Although I doubt I could do it in public. I don't ever like to draw attention to myself.

We had peeps on scaffolding outside our flats

What kind of peeps were they? The birds or the bunnies?

 

[An Officer]

I am absolutely intriqued that you get up to more 'secret behaviour' in your living room than your bathroom . Pray do tell what you get up to in there?

I surf the TrekBBS. 'Nuff said.

We had peeps on scaffolding outside our flats for a couple of weeks and my 'poo-phobia' went into overdrive ~ Same as AS, I could not go to the bathroom until they were having a break in their van Same reason that I can't use public loos unless they're empty *shrugs*

Strangely enough, I felt more uncomfortable being overlooked in my living room! Maybe it's because the bathroom situation allows me to get in and get out at top speed. Whereas the living room area involves prolonged exposure. I can't really run out of there in the same way. Well, I could I suppose, but I don't want to run off with all my windows open (they are being painted also), god knows what mess I might come home to. I've learned not to trust builders and decorators - many of them seem to have little regard for other people's property. It's like a job requirement or something.

And, as a special little gift to me, one of the windows now doesn't open all the way - as they've lathered areas they shouldn't have with generous dollops of paint.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

In fact, I wouldn't even use that public toilet I saw once, the one that has walls which are opaque (as seen from outside) but once you go in, you can see *out* - the walls are one-way. So from inside it looks like there are no walls at all. I couldn't even use that.

That would totally freak me out too .

We had peeps on scaffolding outside our flats

What kind of peeps were they? The birds or the bunnies?

The Tom kind

I am absolutely intriqued that you get up to more 'secret behaviour' in your living room than your bathroom . Pray do tell what you get up to in there?

I surf the TrekBBS. 'Nuff said.

We had peeps on scaffolding outside our flats for a couple of weeks and my 'poo-phobia' went into overdrive ~ Same as AS, I could not go to the bathroom until they were having a break in their van Same reason that I can't use public loos unless they're empty *shrugs*

Strangely enough, I felt more uncomfortable being overlooked in my living room! Maybe it's because the bathroom situation allows me to get in and get out at top speed. Whereas the living room area involves prolonged exposure. I can't really run out of there in the same way. Well, I could I suppose, but I don't want to run off with all my windows open (they are being painted also), god knows what mess I might come home to. I've learned not to trust builders and decorators - many of them seem to have little regard for other people's property. It's like a job requirement or something.

And, as a special little gift to me, one of the windows now doesn't open all the way - as they've lathered areas they shouldn't have with generous dollops of paint.

I s'pose it is longer scrutiny, it is horribly intrusive, but the windows will look so much nicer ~ hopefully

Be proud of being caught on TrekBBS ~ or always keep another window open to something else less embarrassing so you can switch quickly ~ like porn

Yes, we had new windows fitted ~ within a few months man had pulled handle off trying to close one and now 3 don't shut completely. Must phone about that...