The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI

[LeadHead]

[Robau vaporizes a random crewman by glaring at them]

George Kirk: Nevermind, polarizing the view screen is a very good idea.

Oh no you didn't (Snap)

(Robau Terminated on screen)

George Kirk: Damn! He still owed me 20 bucks!

Robau's ghost: Well I just fraged the autopilot TRY MAKING CRACKS NOW GEORGE, MUWHAHAHA!

Cuddy: 38 year old male, symtoms include loss of memory, altered mental status and involuntary hair loss. Says "I am Robau." over and over. Also he thinks he destroyed the autopilot controls of a starship to spite his first officer.

House: Wait, he says he's Robau? Oh my god!

Foreman: What? Is it serious?

House: No, just delusions of grandeur. But alert security
usually a guy with a "Robau for President" button running around.

 

[M'Sharak]

Robau: Polarize the viewscreen.

George Kirk: Are you stupid? There's a ship the size of Montana out there! Your first order isn't "Back us off" or "shields up" or "get us out of here." Remind me to ask for a transfer.

[Robau vaporizes a random crewman by glaring at them]

George Kirk: Nevermind, polarizing the view screen is a very good idea.

I keep reading this and getting a mental image of a flashback to Young Robau.

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORGE KIRK: Is it a boy? Good...name him after my childhood hero...Jonathan Archer's drunken uncle Louie!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

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I keep reading this and getting a mental image of a flashback to Young Robau.

You're risking being willed into the cornfield M!!!!

 

[EnsignRicky]

Sarek: Has anybody seen Sybok?!!

 

[Islander]

GEORGE KIRK: Is it a boy? Good...name him after my childhood hero...Jonathan Archer's drunken uncle Louie!

WINONA KIRK:" I have to confess, George, the baby is Robau's..."

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Oh no you didn't (Snap)

(Robau Terminated on screen)

George Kirk: Damn! He still owed me 20 bucks!

Robau's ghost: Well I just fraged the autopilot TRY MAKING CRACKS NOW GEORGE, MUWHAHAHA!

Cuddy: 38 year old male, symtoms include loss of memory, altered mental status and involuntary hair loss. Says "I am Robau." over and over. Also he thinks he destroyed the autopilot controls of a starship to spite his first officer.

House: Wait, he says he's Robau? Oh my god!

Foreman: What? Is it serious?

House: No, just delusions of grandeur. But alert security
usually a guy with a "Robau for President" button running around.

Robau: Well in that case.... [pulls out phone and calls FOX] Shows canceled, Bitch.

Fox executives: Okay, okay,we'll cancel House because you were insulted, PLEASE DON'T KILL US!

 

[LeadHead]

Seriously man, that's not funny, even in jest.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

^ It won't happen. Robau loves to watch House. Only unlike House, Robau figures out whats wrong with the patient within the first minute and a half.

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORGE KIRK: Is it a boy? Good...name him after my childhood hero...Jonathan Archer's drunken uncle Louie!

WINONA KIRK:" I have to confess, George, the baby is Robau's..."

GEORGE: You whore!!!!! Why didn't you at LEAST let me watch and jerk to it?

 

[M'Sharak]

 

[Islander]

GEORGE KIRK: Is it a boy? Good...name him after my childhood hero...Jonathan Archer's drunken uncle Louie!

WINONA KIRK:" I have to confess, George, the baby is Robau's..."

GEORGE: You whore!!!!! Why didn't you at LEAST let me watch and jerk to it?

WINONA: "Well we were kind of short on space given the 3 orion slave girls, the freaky nurse with the big eyes and Archer's beagle... "

 

[cooleddie74]

WINONA KIRK:" I have to confess, George, the baby is Robau's..."

GEORGE: You whore!!!!! Why didn't you at LEAST let me watch and jerk to it?

WINONA: "Well we were kind of short on space given the 3 orion slave girls, the freaky nurse with the big eyes and Archer's beagle... "

J.J. ABRAMS: CUT! Let's delete this scene.

Then burn it.

In fact, nobody mention this again.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

LOL M! i love it!

 

[cooleddie74]

I think we've all made poor M'Sharak age FAR past a normal rate.

 

[Islander]

I think we've all made poor M'Sharak age FAR past a normal rate.

His current avatar is actually a recent picture of him...

 

[cooleddie74]

I think we've all made poor M'Sharak age FAR past a normal rate.

His current avatar is actually a recent picture of him...

Mine is what I'll still look like at age 75. After all the expensive surgery and blood transfusions from young runaways.

 

[Islander]

I think we've all made poor M'Sharak age FAR past a normal rate.

His current avatar is actually a recent picture of him...

Mine is what I'll still look like at age 75. After all the expensive surgery and blood transfusions from young runaways.

I hope you got a discount for that...

 

[cooleddie74]

His current avatar is actually a recent picture of him...

Mine is what I'll still look like at age 75. After all the expensive surgery and blood transfusions from young runaways.

I hope you got a discount for that...

Both I...and Robau...will pretend we didn't read that.

 

[Islander]

LOL M! i love it!

This is "level 1" CoolEddie emoticon. "Level 2" he's pulling his hair and "Level 3" he's having a heart attack.