Data: See. A motion picture budget.
Geordi: Still feels like an episode to me. A two-hour long episode, but an episode nevertheless.
Scotty: Have yah seen Lieutenant Ilia? Bitch's been tearing through doors all over the ship.
Movie Caption Contest #107: Opening Doors
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Data: See. A motion picture budget.
Geordi: Still feels like an episode to me. A two-hour long episode, but an episode nevertheless.
Scotty: Have yah seen Lieutenant Ilia? Bitch's been tearing through doors all over the ship.
Data: See. A motion picture budget.
Geordi: Still feels like an episode to me. A two-hour long episode, but an episode nevertheless.
Data: Oh right, there wasn't much left over after my motion picture salary.
SCOTTY:"What are ye standin' around for?
Ye not know PAPIER-MACHE when you see it?!"
DATA:"...and to think! Commander Riker kept saying we'd get lethal skin cancer THIS close to the Amargosa star!!"
EMH: "This isn't part of my programming!
I'm a character actor...not a convenient crossover reference!"
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Data's creation of the galaxy's biggest game of BOGGLE seemed to impress only him.
Data: "So then I said, 'Aft thrusther? I already did!'."
OR
Data: "Hey, Geordi, say hello to my friend, MArk -- he's got an ... explosive personallity!"
Except he's not though.
Go back and check Contest 103 (IIRC).
He magically jumps from 42 to 48, despite not even winning that week.
Candlelight, trying not to sound like a sore loser.
EDIT: I just better go back and check...
OK, Nerys won 1 contest in 104, so he should've gone up to 43.
Candlelight, still trying not to sound like a sore loser.
But failing badly.
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"Don't ye recognise eh reality make over show when ye see one?"
"Data, stop fooling around, we have to find the long lost Pamela Anderson silicon implant before it's too late"
"Who replaced my sickbay door with the poster for Peter Jackson's The Frighteners?"
EMH: That better not be Mr. Scott again trying to blast into my sickbay.
Except he's not though.
Go back and check Contest 103 (IIRC).
He magically jumps from 42 to 48, despite not even winning that week.
Candlelight, trying not to sound like a sore loser.
EDIT: I just better go back and check...
OK, Nerys won 1 contest in 104, so he should've gone up to 43.
Candlelight, still trying not to sound like a sore loser.
But failing badly.
Aren't you forgetting that I rolled in the Trek XI contest results into this one?
9 out of 10 starships are infected with Scotty-rot (tm).
"Data, the captain has asked me to stop masterbating as he says its affecting my work. I can't see how though"
"I'm over here, Geordi"
"Dammit Picardo, we didn't mean for it to suck! Even movies are always the best! Number 10 should've been lucky!"
"How can you go wrong with Romulans and clones?! Just give us a few seconds, Rob, that's all we ask!!"
*Brannon Braga & Rick Berman then disappear into a Jeffreys Tube*
EMH: That better not be Lieutenant Ilia trying to bust down yet another sickbay door.
EMH: Whelp, this will be as close as I'll ever get to being in a Voyager movie.
Picardo: Rick, you might wanna let Garrett direct. He's pounding his fists on the sets again.
Data: Slip me some skin, my brotha!
Geordi: Data we don't have time for this, deactivate your sterotype chip.
Doctor: According to Starfleet Medical Research, Borg Implants cause severe skin irritations. Perhaps you'd like an analgesic cream?
Borg #1: Oh Bigtime and could I have a lollipop?
Borg #2: If he gets a Lollipop, I want a lollipop!
Doctor: Power is down, as long as your people are in control of the ship, I only have the one lollipop!
Borg #1: Dang. Tell the Queen it's over. We give up. We control the ship, but only The Doctor controls the lollipops.
"Hmmm... should I press a blue button today... or a yellow one?"
Data: I'm frrr-eee!
Geordi: This is no time for your John Inman impression, Data.
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