VFWCC #24 - One Night Caption

[Akiraprise]

I think it's time to move on to another contest. Not sure where Lucy wandered off to again.

I thought this one by Triskelion was pretty good.

Well it's my own fault. I asked for more characterization.

Honorable mention to Mistral:
Chakotay: "Listen, bitch, you're gonna tell me how you put this shit on my face and, more importantly, how to get it off or I swear, I will kiss you! Or kill you-I get those two confused sometimes."

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The next image for your captioning consideration:

 

[SilentP]

Klingon Woman: There there, little one, not everyone can endure the Klingon sexual practise of k'ama'suet'ra'max'hurt without some bleeding of all the orifices. Now, who wants a little session of mot'a'boat'ing?

 

[Cuhl]

You never forget the first time you saw "Threshold."

 

[Captain Crow]

Neelix: I suddenly have a craving for milk.

Klingon Woman: What do you think you're doing?

Neelix: I'm trying to hear the ocean.

 

[Lucy of Nine]

I'm here, I was just waiting for a message in my inbox that you were ready... its all ok. Can you just PM me when you're done with this comp? Did you wanna take them in turns? I dont mind either way!?

 

[Lucy of Nine]

OOPS - I just saw YOU DID leave me a message... I totally missed it. SORRY hon!

 

[Akiraprise]

It's all good. In a week you can end this one and pick a winner. Running one contest already is enough for me.

 

[kustirider2]

Neelix regretted drinking that much vodka

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Neelix: "Mama!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Neelix: "But...but this looked more fun when they did it on Deep Space Nine."

 

[Triskelion]

Thanks for the win Akiraprise!

Sorry. Apparently Talaxian shrieking translates as "Touchdown!" in Klingon.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Neelix: Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo...so long ago when there was nothing but our love. No politics, no plotting, no war.

 

[Daneel]

NEELIX: "My gods... It, it actually had teeth..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Neelix (thinking): I thought I saw a hole in the condom.

 

[Shatmandu]

Neelix, after tapping Communicator: "Kes, I'll be working late tonight."

 

[JB2005]

where will you be when diarrhoea strikes?

 

[Velocity]

Neelix threw in the towel after one round in the wrestling match with Ru Paul. He vowed to never borrow one of Harry's holoprograms again.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KLINGON: Thats enough foreplay, lets get into the rough stuff.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Scene from the movie, Weekend at Neelix's

 

[Lucy of Nine]

Still a few days left on this comp guys!