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...and then Robau beats director John Glen senseless with his shoe.
...and then Robau beats director John Glen senseless with his shoe.
Facts About Captain Robau
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^and then Robau directed the remainder of the movie:
i.e., the Golden Gate Fight...the Fire-Truck chase...the Ski-fight....
BTW...John Barry wrote the "He's Dangerous" track as a tribute to Robau:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5cZP3c0JOE
i.e., the Golden Gate Fight...the Fire-Truck chase...the Ski-fight....
BTW...John Barry wrote the "He's Dangerous" track as a tribute to Robau:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5cZP3c0JOE
The TNZ was created by Robau to be a test for only the most faithful of his followers could survive such a place.
Jason, Michael Meyers and Freddy Kruger are unkillable, until they met Robau.
If yousay Robau 3 times in a mirror, he'll kick your front door down grab you and beat the crap out of you.
In a deleted scene from the movie, before Robau was "killed," he warned Nero that if he were struck down, he would become more powerful than Nero could possibly imagine.
This explains the "coincidence" of Kirk and Spock Prime running into each other. Spock was right when he guessed the universe was trying to repair itself, but he didn't know that Robau was behind it.
This explains the "coincidence" of Kirk and Spock Prime running into each other. Spock was right when he guessed the universe was trying to repair itself, but he didn't know that Robau was behind it.
AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!
Robau is so badass, even Samuel L. Jackson lets him skip to the front in line at one of his movie premieres.
And that bad mother?
Joan Crawford.
Yep. Robau likes 'em craggy.
Joan Crawford.
Yep. Robau likes 'em craggy.
One Thread To Rule Them All.
And crush all who oppose it!
^In the Starship Kelvin...where the shadows tremble....
One Robau to rule them all
One Robau to find them
One Robau to clean their clocks
And in badassness grind them
One Robau to find them
One Robau to clean their clocks
And in badassness grind them
Okay that's just scary cooleddie.. that's just scary. Not scary enough for Robau. But still... scary.
Robau orders you to do ten cock pushups!
Star Trek 20 questions: How many questions does it take to guess "Captain Robau"?
What a disgrace...
1. It is classified as Sentient Being. (Kind of demeaning to compare Robau to mere sentients, but close enough for now.)
2. Is it as commanding as Picard? Yes. (I had to answer Yes, because "More Commanding Times Infinity" isn't one of the options.)
3. Has it ever considered joining the Q Continuum? No. (Like he'd ever sink that low.)
4. Is it human? Doubtful. (Robau is human in the same way that Charlie Tuna is a great white shark.)
5. Does it have hair? No. (Narrows things down to Sisko, Robau, and Janeway.)
6. Is it flexible? Yes. (The ladies will attest.)
7. Has it ever been stranded? No. (Don't be ridiculous. The ship is stranded when he's not onboard. Not the other way around.)
8. Has it ever been involved in a war? Yes. (God rest the souls of his enemies.
9. Is there much information about it? Yes.
10. Has Picard seen it? No. (Only in his fantasies.)
11. Would it make a good captain? Yes. (What part of being a commanding, flexible, bald badass doesn't this thing understand?)
12. Has it ever been beamed aboard the Enterprise? No. (He's more the 'punch my way through the hull' type.)
13. Is it in good relations with the Federation? Irrelevant. (The Federation does what he damn well tells them to do.)
14. Did it appear in a holodeck? No. (Though in a deleted scene, Riker tried to conjure up a holographic Robau to help with a moral problem. It simply punched him in the face and vanished.)
15. Has it ever spent an evening with James T. Kirk? Yes. (No comment. A gentleman never talks.)
16. Does it help people get places? Doubtful. (Though he has been known to drop kick people in the general direction they wish to go.)
17. Does it work well with a team? Irrelevant. (What the hell does an omnipotent badass need with a team?)
18. I guessed that it was General Chang? Wrong. (That Shakespeare quoting wuss!?)
19. Is it mechanically inclined? Yes. (Like the Federation, machines better damned well do what Robau tells them to do.)
20. I guessed that it was Flint? Wrong. (Flint's not bald.Or badass.
21. Is it cooperative? Irrelevant. (Re. working well with a team.)
22. I guessed that it was Nero? Wrong. (MOTHER FU!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
23. Is it ranked higher than a Lieutenant? Yes. (Badass is his Starfleet rank. "Captain" is merely a nickname.)
24. I guessed that it was Captain Koloth? Wrong. (You're comparing CAPTAIN FUCKING ROBAU to a dude who's afraid of a damn Tribble!?)
25. Is it known for its physical strength? Yes. (Only in legend. Nobody has survived a demonstration.)
26. Is it as deranged as Q? No. (If Robau were deranged, than deranged would be sane and sane would be deranged.)
27. I guessed that it was Kor? Wrong. (Kor is a Dahar Master. A "Dahar" is Klingon for "1/1,000,000 as badass as Robau". That's pretty damn badass for a mortal.)
28. Is it friendly to humans? Irrelevant. (Re. works well with a team.)
29. I guessed that it was Commander Kruge? Wrong. (Now it's just fucking with us...)
30. I am guessing that it is Omet'iklan? Wrong. ()
What a disgrace...
And one bald badass to remind it who the REAL power behind the throne is.
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