Movie Caption Contest #105: Uncle Kahless Wants You!

[BriGuy]

Unbeknownst to the Enterprise-D crew, the Klingons were spying on them for far longer than anyone could have possibly imagined...

Data: I am programmed in... multiple techniques, a wide variety of pleasuring...

 

[Shatmandu]

Unbeknownst to the Enterprise-D crew, the Klingons were spying on them for far longer than anyone could have possibly imagined...

Wesley dresses himself in his mother's clothes and "polishes his batleth" for seven hours.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kamarag: "What? You never heard of the Klingon game called 'Pass the Corpse?'"

 

[SeerSGB]

Klingon Ambassador: The brave crew of the Bird of Prey sacrificed themselves in an attempt to... ~notices video playback~ oh you're all just a bunch of pricks.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Ambassador: "You Federationers. Lording it over us with your grand displays and your innate clarity. We demand parity. We demand HD. We demand Blu-ray!"
President: "That's a rear projection screen."
Ambassador: "Give us the war criminal Kirk and we call it quits, yeah, Ok?"

Klaa: "... hmmm, and also D7... no... D8."
Vixis: "You have sunk Kirk's Battleship."
Klaa: "Q'ap'lah!"
Vixis: "Incoming transmission from the Federation Cruiser... B2, B3, and B4... Sir... he has... he has taken our last Bird of Prey."
Klaa: "The p'tahk has no honour. You challenge him to a game of Twister next. Try to get him into a headlock, and then break his neck."

Lursa: "Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy Shit!"
B'Etor: "9.58 seconds! Did you just see that Usain Bolt? I just saw that, and I still don't believe it!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Ambassador Sch'Uck: "MY FOOT WAS LOST IN BATTLE ... with diabetes."

Ambassador Sch'Uck: "Klingons do not use fabric softeners. We're not French, after all"

 

[Triskelion]

Rat Boy, thanks for dragging me kicking and screaming into that motley Hall of Fame! (Check ur paypal). I'm wearing my Grignak medal right now!

Ambassador Kamarag:And now I would ask for a short recess so we can all watch Magnum on the big screen.
President Roth: Granted!

Lursa: I was the closest bidder for the showcase!
Betor: You should totally go on that show.
Dude beside them: You could have won that rad yellow Escort!

Scotty: Ooh, are we havin' pastries?

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Hello, apple tarrrrt. Helloooooo?"
McCheese: "As long as the Klingon doesn't touch my strudel again, I'm happy."
Ambassador Sch'Uck: "IT WAS A COMMON RESTROOM ERROR!"

 

[Triskelion]

Floyd: Not now, Thelma Lou!

 

[Shatmandu]

Sarek: "NOT NOW, MADELINE. I'm eating a Snickerdoodle."

 

[BriGuy]

My wife insisted I separate the laundry.

So I separated her spine from her back.

 

[Rat Boy]

How Klingons solved problems in the Mirror Universe.

 

[BriGuy]

Ensigns are best served live.

Give this one to the targs.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Ambassador Kamarag: You haven't been Rick Roll'd until you've had it in the original Klingon.

Ambassador Kamarag: Oh. Oh. I love this song. (effete dancing) Never gonna let you down... never gonna give you up...

(Are You Being Served? plays on the viewscreen in Klingon.)

Lursa: That Mr. Humphries! Reminds me so much of Ambassador Kamarag!
B'Etor: Why doesn't that Mrs. Slocombe snap the neck of that older warrior, Mr. Grainger?!

 

[Shatmandu]

Ambassador Sch'Uck: "He had many changes to his appearance over the years, but we're absolutely sure this is the only known recording of the one, true Kahless."

 

[Candlelight]

"Why does the warrior called Flavor wear a clock around his neck?"

 

[Candlelight]

"So is he Skywarp or is he Bombshell? If he truly is a warrior, would he really be created from an insect??"

 

[Nerys Myk]

"What? You said it was potluck!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Klingon on the Left: First orgasm?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Ambassador Kamarag: Tell me the secrets of rinse cycle or I shall slit the throats of everyone here!

Ambassador Kamarag: Does anyone know how to rid my clothes of static Klingons?