Movie Caption Contest #103: These are a Few of My Favorite Scenes

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Madeline? Maaaadellllinnnnne ..."
Nichols, hissing: "Just do what he says. I need this."

 

[Itisnotlogical]

Nichols: This is the newest version of LCARS. We call it "Vista."
Scotty: Ah. How quaint.
Computer: Error. Film is costing too much money to produce. Will shut down and refuse to work for 3 weeks now.

Kirk: Wait, you thought I said to kill him? No, I meant kill that guy standing 2 inches above everyone else.

Riker: What did you do to him!?
Troi: I told him that Vulcan women weren't as sexy as he thought they'd be.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Scotty: Hello, computer. I'd like to order a pizza. Me name? Homer... Me last name is Sexual...

Nichols: Didn't they do this on the Tracey Ullman Show?

Kirk: HIS HAIR IS THE FAKE! SHOOT IT!!

I DON'T WANT TO BE A COMMEMORATIVE COIN EITHER!!!

 

[Hedbergian]

The Cochrane Drinking Game: a shot every time he starts crying about how he doesn't want to be earth's savior.

 

[Rat Boy]

...It's not some silly Trek XI reference you're thinking of is it?

You want me to photoshop that vaginasaurus chasing Kirk across Delta Vega...

...or old fart Spock in the BG...

Getting warmer.

 

[tehfunz0rz]

Kill him! He's the one who started the Blue Warp Nacelles thread!

 

[Triskelion]

Here's my guess:

Shatner: There's an ice monster on the wing!
JJ Abrams: Some continuity problem here. Thanks, don't call us, we'll call you.
Shatner: Continuity? As opposed to Jurassic Park chasing me into Spock's cave on a Delta Vega from halfway across the galaxy now conveniently in orbit of Vulcan, and he's invoking continuity?
Leonard: Let it go, Bill.

 

[Rat Boy]

No, no. Who else from that movie would Shatner be pointing an angry finger at? Crap, I think I just gave it away.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

No, no. Who else from that movie would Shatner be pointing an angry finger at? Crap, I think I just gave it away.

I can't believe that it's taken so long for the penny to drop for someone with Photoshop and the requisite skills.

Don't make me do this with MS Paint! It won't be pretty I assure you.

 

[DimesDan]

No, no. Who else from that movie would Shatner be pointing an angry finger at? Crap, I think I just gave it away.

I can't believe that it's taken so long for the penny to drop for someone with Photoshop and the requisite skills.

Don't make me do this with MS Paint! It won't be pretty I assure you.

I think I know what you want done Rat Boy and I'll try and make something in the next few hours but I'm still at work now and so in need of a beer so might not be for a while!

 

[Triskelion]

Ok so it's GOT to be this one, right?

Not now, Madeline!

 

[cooleddie74]

"He's no good to me DEAD!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER:"Another damn kidney stone?!

What the hell does he EAT?!?"

 

[Captain Crow]

Right Kirk: He's the one who wrote is name in the snow not me!

Shatner: That's the douche bag who wouldn't let me be in the new Star Trek movie! SHOOT HIM!

Shater Kirk: He's the fake Kirk! Shoot him!

 

[tehfunz0rz]

Shoot him! He's the one that cut me out of the new Star Trek movie!

 

[tehfunz0rz]

^^ Okay, so Captain Crow beat me to it. (I was going for quality over quantity, so it took me a while.) …Oh, what the heck. I can't stay mad at someone with that user name, avatar and signature.

MST3K

 

[Captain Crow]

Great minds think alike.

 

[Rat Boy]

Oh, the run to Monday's going to be fun now.

Scotty: "Hello, Twitter."

Nichols: "Just use Facebook."

Scotty: "Facebook? How quaint."

 

[cooleddie74]

ABRAMS:"HEY! I was just looking for the nearest ice-free men's toilet, assholes!! What did I do?!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Scotty was DAMN certain against all the odds he'd find an eBay buyer for his rare Canadian "error" quarter with a two-headed loon on it.