whats the worst thing you've done while drunk?

[Goliath]

I'd say it was when, after 7 shots of absinthe...

That was your first mistake--drinking absinthe in shots.

What else... I've urinated in public places a few times when there wasn't a toilet around -- fortunately, it was in downtown Hamilton, Ontario, so I'm pretty sure no one would notice. (Okay, you have to be familiar with Hamilton to understand that, but suffice it to say, the downtown area is somewhat sketchy, to put it mildly.)

Hey, come on--some parts of downtown Hamilton aren't all that bad.

But, that said--yeah. I doubt anybody noticed either.

 

[Crusher Disciple]

So far, the worst thing was busting into this place and making a mess of the dance floor while screaming out unintelligible Spanish.

*reminds myself never to go there*

It's fun! They all looked at me like "What the HELL???? Who let this drunk assed white girl in here? NO ME GUSTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Nothing illegal, I'm a very happy drinker until I fall asleep but I know a story about a guy who urinated on a policeman's leg...

I was drunk on wine once when I was 18 on just missed puking on a RCMP's boot. I also 'Hung a Rat" at some chick whomouthed me off one night when I'd overendulged on a "Baby Duck" Gala Keg a few years later.
Hence forth I no longer consume wine.

 

[Cakes488]

I have a few of these stories...that's for sure.

When I was about 25 we all went out for drinks after work. I got wasted. They put me in a cab to go home. Well I'm not sure what happened but I ended up on the subway in Brooklyn. It was late. I took the subway back to Manhattan. I got on the E going the wrong way and I woke up at world trade center. It was really getting late. I finally get to Flushing after forcing myself to stay awake for the ride because I knew I'd just pass out again and end up who know's where. Alright so I'm walking home from the subway...I get in the house and realized OMG it's time for work! I didn't even have time to shower... and there was no way I could be late. I had to turn right around and go back to work. I was still drunk when I got in and I had to pretend that I got home at a normal time and that everything was fine. I still am wondering what the hell happened in that cab? We must of gotten into a fight and he threw me out...I'll just never know but I have wondered.

 

[Angry Angel]

Nothing noteworthy except for the puking during the night. Worst thing I did when I was tipsy was occupying the toilet while my best friend was drunk and needed to puke. He puked across the complete hallway and the toilet door. I just found him to be highly irritating for trying to open the door the whole time while I was taking a leak.

 

[Aurian]

^ LOL

The stupidest thing I have done while drunk: Many many things, but they would have happened sober too. Had to do with the ex.

But one "fun" thing would be when I fell over a tree-stump/shrub/something/whatever and cut up my hand. Still have a faint scar giving me an extra lifeline in my palm.

 

[Darth Duck]

Worst [awful]: When I was 17 and getting drunk for maybe the fifth time I copped a feel of a friends chest and got my face slapped.

Worst [stupid/funny]: When I was 20 I got locked out a hostel room in London wearing only my boxers. I think I passed out in the hallway for a little while before someone could let me in. I swear I had put on my pants (with room key inside) when I went to go pee, but I guess I didn't. But I only drank that much because it was Kareoke night.

 

[LitmusDragon]

Sometimes I sing loudly and off-key, and then I remember I'm in apartment building, and the neighbors can probably hear me.

 

[Tim]

whats the worst thing you've done while drunk?

Register for TrekBBS.

 

[Mallory]

Don't feel bad, I agreed to become a moderator.

 

[Daneel]

I'd say it was when, after 7 shots of absinthe...

That was your first mistake--drinking absinthe in shots.

So on the off-chance I ever touch the stuff again, how should I drink it?

What else... I've urinated in public places a few times when there wasn't a toilet around -- fortunately, it was in downtown Hamilton, Ontario, so I'm pretty sure no one would notice. (Okay, you have to be familiar with Hamilton to understand that, but suffice it to say, the downtown area is somewhat sketchy, to put it mildly.)

Hey, come on--some parts of downtown Hamilton aren't all that bad.

But, that said--yeah. I doubt anybody noticed either.

Hey, don't get me wrong... I do have a certain amount of affection for Hamilton. It is my hometown, after all, and yes, some parts of downtown aren't that bad. But I'd be lying if I said that a good chunk of it wasn't a cesspool.

 

[splodenode]

I'd say it was when, after 7 shots of absinthe...

That was your first mistake--drinking absinthe in shots.

So on the off-chance I ever touch the stuff again, how should I drink it?

chug it straight from the bottle

 

[Squiggy]

Don't feel bad, I agreed to become a moderator.

That explains the subsequent drunkl.

 

[Timby]

Several years ago, when I was living in my first apartment, I got home at 1 or 2 in the morning after a long night of drinking with my friends. Still not tired, and also a bit hungry, I poured myself a drink and started preheating the oven for a frozen pizza. Finished the first drink, got up, put the pizza in the oven, poured a second drink, went back to the living room.

I woke up seven hours later, discovering a smoke-filled apartment and a vulcanized pizza in the oven. That bastard was pure carbon by the time I got to it.

The worst part? It was a Home Run Inn, otherwise known as the best frozen pizza in the country (and worth all $9 per pizza).

 

[Kestra]

Several years ago, when I was living in my first apartment, I got home at 1 or 2 in the morning after a long night of drinking with my friends. Still not tired, and also a bit hungry, I poured myself a drink and started preheating the oven for a frozen pizza. Finished the first drink, got up, put the pizza in the oven, poured a second drink, went back to the living room.

I woke up seven hours later, discovering a smoke-filled apartment and a vulcanized pizza in the oven. That bastard was pure carbon by the time I got to it.

The worst part? It was a Home Run Inn, otherwise known as the best frozen pizza in the country (and worth all $9 per pizza).

My brother-in-law did the exact same thing! I was sharing an apartment with my sis at the time. None of us were married back then. My husband and I didn't go out with them, because we wanted an early night. I remember waking up a few times at night because of the smell, but I must have been really out of it in order to go back to sleep.

I then woke up in the morning to my brother-in-law knocking loudly on our door and asking us if we were still alive. He thought we may have died from the fumes or something! He then informed me that breakfast was in the oven and I went to go take a look. It looked like someone had just spray-painted the entire pizza black. Was pretty cool looking, actually

Also I can't believe that someone besides me likes Home Run Inn pizza! That stuff is delicious.

 

[Timby]

Also I can't believe that someone besides me likes Home Run Inn pizza! That stuff is delicious.

I grew up in Chicago and live in eastern Iowa. Frozen Home Run Inn is the closest thing I can get to food from my childhood.

 

[Kestra]

I grew up in Chicago and live in eastern Iowa. Frozen Home Run Inn is the closest thing I can get to food from my childhood.

Ah that's right, you're a Chicagoan. I keep forgetting this! Explains so much.

 

[Aurian]

^ I have once woken my neighbour up (actually twice) from when he has fallen asleep with food in the oven. It is not fun.

 

[Cakes488]

^ LOL

The stupidest thing I have done while drunk: Many many things, but they would have happened sober too. Had to do with the ex.

But one "fun" thing would be when I fell over a tree-stump/shrub/something/whatever and cut up my hand. Still have a faint scar giving me an extra lifeline in my palm.

I have broken almost every toe due to drunkenness and run in with....curbs. My foot got ran over and I didn't even notice it. I dropped a cigarette on my thigh and someone had to tell me that my leg was burning. I used to really drink a lot! Soooo glad those days are long over huh?

 

[Alpha Romeo]

Never been drunk myself, but I'll share a few from the family:

-- Dad (teen) puking in a Cop's hat, then charged with destruction of city property

-- My grandfather leading the county cops on a 3 county chance, ending in his front yard with him sitting on the hood of his car and offering the cops a beer when they finally pulled in.

-- Skillsaw, my grandfather, construction site, plywood, 6 beers later, fingers in the wrong spot, do the math.

-- And, what is generally considered the capper in the family, my cousin getting caught in school with a gallon of moonshine (yes, real moonshine brewed by my Uncle), getting drunk in the boys bathroom, then pissing on the Principle.

And they wonder why I disowned most of them.

Sounds like fun!! Minus the construction site accident.