whats the worst thing you've done while drunk?
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I don't know how this thread slipped Cakes. I know these Star Trek nerds can get their party on....so I'll share another embarassing story from my roaring 20's.
Went to a Halloween Party thrown by the volunteer firefighters...they rented out a huge hall and it was a big shindig. Got wasted and blacked out! Puked all over the muthafuckin dance floor...I mean it was pretty bad...or so I'm told (lol). I was escorted home by my friends...but escorted really meant left in the back seat of their car while they pit stopped at another friends house for god knows what (I was passed out). Hours later....they take me home ...but I tell them to take me to my sisters house for some reason that is still not known to me. My sister and her family were really freaked out by this banging on their door at 4 in the morning. But I was granted access as I was in pretty bad shape. I stayed on the couch that "night" (it was already morning) and sporadically threw up in the generously sized wastepaper basked that was provided....I do remember this part. The next day was my other sisters wedding shower (brunch) so it was held pretty early. I could not attend...and to top it off yet another sister also got wasted the night before (at another location) and she bailed on my sisters shower as well. It was an ugly day all around.
Now that really wasn't such a bad story...but I do want to hear more...so please would you all make me proud and share things that you'd rather not? Thanks!
Went to a Halloween Party thrown by the volunteer firefighters...they rented out a huge hall and it was a big shindig. Got wasted and blacked out! Puked all over the muthafuckin dance floor...I mean it was pretty bad...or so I'm told (lol). I was escorted home by my friends...but escorted really meant left in the back seat of their car while they pit stopped at another friends house for god knows what (I was passed out). Hours later....they take me home ...but I tell them to take me to my sisters house for some reason that is still not known to me. My sister and her family were really freaked out by this banging on their door at 4 in the morning. But I was granted access as I was in pretty bad shape. I stayed on the couch that "night" (it was already morning) and sporadically threw up in the generously sized wastepaper basked that was provided....I do remember this part. The next day was my other sisters wedding shower (brunch) so it was held pretty early. I could not attend...and to top it off yet another sister also got wasted the night before (at another location) and she bailed on my sisters shower as well. It was an ugly day all around.
Now that really wasn't such a bad story...but I do want to hear more...so please would you all make me proud and share things that you'd rather not? Thanks!
Okay...
Well, I generally don't drink (and didn't even start until I was around 30) and so don't have much in the way of stories about getting drunk. But the last time was on Halloween of 2005 in which a bunch of my wife's friends took it upon themselves to see just how smashed they could get me (my wife was coming to the party late and wasn't going to be drinking, so I didn't have my normal "I'm driving" excuse).
I'm pretty sure they were disappointed in that I don't generally do things that I wouldn't normally do when drunk (at least from my few experiences).
Sorry for the disappointing story, but maybe some pictures from that night will make up for it (and no, my wife isn't in either image).
And I went as Batman that year (by the time of the images above I had taken off the cowl and cape), which was the first time I had dressed up for halloween since 1996 (when I was also Batman, only with a better costume).
So while the story might not be all that embarrassing, the images are.
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