Future Starfleet Officer...

[OrionSlaveGirl]

or at least that's what his/her first t-shirt will say.

I am anxiously awaiting the return of TheSeeker to Canada so I can tell him that he's going to be a dad! Any tips for him from Trekkie dads out there?

 

[Capn Flukie]

Shoot him a PM?

Congrats to you both!

 

[DarkHelmet]

Wow - congrats!!

How/why are you in Canada without him?

ETA: We're psyched - my wife and I are having our 2nd kid, a baby girl, in three weeks!

 

[Vulcan Princess]

Congratulations!

 

[hellsgate]

Oh great....one more breeder that'll start demanding special treatment as they haven't figured out that whatever transit driver they encounter isn't going to offload their entire payload of passengers at the peak of morning rush hour to make room for their baby-carriage and an entire SUV's worth of toiletries...because ~everyone~ shoehorns their ass on the bus about five blocks before the Breeders' stop.

Or giving me shitty looks if I get to a seat first on the rush hour home at night, after eight hours on my feet and dealing with a cranky boss.

Deal with it. Take a cab & save us both the additional headache.

And wondering why everyone's giving them the stinkeye in restaurants as the kid's teething and screaming like its got a red-hot fireplace poker up its ass.

 

[trampledamage]

Igmoring hellsgate's poetic congratulations there...


Wonderful news! Congratulations - I hope everything goes well

mr trampledamage and I are both Trekkies, currently little miss trampledamage's bedtime storybook from Daddy is a story about the moon landing

 

[Kestra]

Yeah, that was really uncalled for. Congratulations to OSG and TheSeeker! Excited for you!

 

[TheSeeker]

Or giving me shitty looks ...

Everyone is giving you shitty looks because you are a fucking asshole. Way to try and ruin our good news. And I have no problem taking a warning for that statement.

To everyone else, thanks! I just found out a few hours ago! My wife came back ahead of me to start renovations on our house in case anyone was wondering.

 

[trampledamage]

To everyone else, thanks! I just found out a few hours ago! My wife came back ahead of me to start renovations on our house in case anyone was wondering.

And what news to come home to!

Congratulations again, to both of you. I'm sure TheSeeker Jr or OrionSlaveGirl Jr will make you both very happy.

Speaking for myself as a mum, kids are awesome!

 

[Gary Mitchell]

Congratulations to you guys and DarkHelmet! I need to get started on my family.

 

[Captain Ice]

Oh great....one more breeder that'll start demanding special treatment as they haven't figured out that whatever transit driver they encounter isn't going to offload their entire payload of passengers at the peak of morning rush hour to make room for their baby-carriage and an entire SUV's worth of toiletries...because ~everyone~ shoehorns their ass on the bus about five blocks before the Breeders' stop.

Or giving me shitty looks if I get to a seat first on the rush hour home at night, after eight hours on my feet and dealing with a cranky boss.

Deal with it. Take a cab & save us both the additional headache.

And wondering why everyone's giving them the stinkeye in restaurants as the kid's teething and screaming like its got a red-hot fireplace poker up its ass.

What the hell?

Dude, this is a thread to celebrate, not rant about people who have kids. Infraction issued for trolling

Or giving me shitty looks ...

Everyone is giving you shitty looks because you are a fucking asshole. Way to try and ruin our good news. And I have no problem taking a warning for that statement.

To everyone else, thanks! I just found out a few hours ago! My wife came back ahead of me to start renovations on our house in case anyone was wondering.

And while I can see where you are coming from, I hope you understand that you have not left me any choice here. Infraction issued for flaming.

Commentary to PM in both cases.

OrionSlaveGirl, TheSeeker, congratulations to the both of you. Many you have nothing but wonderful experiences with the pregnancy and your first child. Children make you look at life in a whole new light.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I recommend that the child should get their own sombrero at the earliest opportunity.

 

[Amaris]

Congratulations to OrionSlaveGirl and TheSeeker on the babymaking accomplishment. May you be further blessed!


J.

 

[Tiberius Jim]

Congrats! I was just thinking, if it's a boy, when he's old enough to post here, his s/n could be TheOrionSlaveGirlSeeker.

 

[jamestyler]

Congratulations to both Always good news.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Congratulations to the both of you!

 

[John Clark]

Congratulations to both of you

 

[SPOCKED]

OSG & Seeker, I just want to add my sincerest congratulations on this wonderful news.

 

[Alpha Romeo]

Oh great....one more breeder that'll start demanding special treatment as they haven't figured out that whatever transit driver they encounter isn't going to offload their entire payload of passengers at the peak of morning rush hour to make room for their baby-carriage and an entire SUV's worth of toiletries...because ~everyone~ shoehorns their ass on the bus about five blocks before the Breeders' stop.

Or giving me shitty looks if I get to a seat first on the rush hour home at night, after eight hours on my feet and dealing with a cranky boss.

Deal with it. Take a cab & save us both the additional headache.

And wondering why everyone's giving them the stinkeye in restaurants as the kid's teething and screaming like its got a red-hot fireplace poker up its ass.

Classy...

 

[An Officer]

Congratulations! Very happy news indeed. You must be so excited. Wishing good health to parents and baby.

Your home will feel completely different, in a wonderful way, with a baby in it.

I do wish my relatives or friends would have a baby for me to babysit of an afternoon... I miss having a kid to bounce on my knee...