Cupid Escrow Service - aka Holdfast Matchmaking Inc.

[Mr. Laser Beam]

OMGWTFBBQ...I actually saw my name on that list...how the hell do I get that lucky? (This is the first time I have ever been the receiver of a crush)

Oh well, whoever it is, thank you, even though I will probably never know your name.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Brings a whole new meaning to the expression "only if you were the last guy on earth"....

Nah, I just have to be the last guy on TrekBBS.

That's only because all the other guys are actually with the hot women.

So where does that leave you?

 

[Gryffindorian]

A sympathy vote? Well, consider yourself lucky.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

A sympathy vote? Well, consider yourself lucky.

That would suck. I hope that's not how I (or anyone else) got on the list. Makes the whole thing meaningless.

 

[Cakes488]

We can't always get what we want. I wish someone would love me for my looks rather than my mind. It's quite exhausting coming up with bon mots all the time....

1) Go out with a dumb bitch and ditch the bon mots.
2) Butcher the English language -- see my posts for examples.
3) Misspell...people will automatically think you're dumb -- see my posts for examples.




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It's pronounced "sidious".

Oh, touche, my friend, touche!

Thank you, I'll be here all week.


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No, seriously. I'm here. All week. Someone want to visit? Anyone?


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Please?

Is there a two drink minimum?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

But I guess if you read my posts...there isn't much to love.

Lies! Lies, I tell you! There's plenty to love.

 

[RAMA]

We can't always get what we want. I wish someone would love me for my looks rather than my mind. It's quite exhausting coming up with bon mots all the time....

1) Go out with a dumb bitch and ditch the bon mots.
2) Butcher the English language -- see my posts for examples.
3) Misspell...people will automatically think you're dumb -- see my posts for examples.




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Oh, touche, my friend, touche!

Thank you, I'll be here all week.


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No, seriously. I'm here. All week. Someone want to visit? Anyone?


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Please?

Is there a two drink minimum?

I'll put you on the list if you stop campaigning already!

RAMA

 

[Cakes488]

But I guess if you read my posts...there isn't much to love.

Lies! Lies, I tell you! There's plenty to love.

So if these are lies...that means I'm telling them about myself. I'm more screwed up then I thought! I would put a smiley here if it were at my disposal. I think I'll take the guffaw one thank you.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

But I guess if you read my posts...there isn't much to love.

Lies! Lies, I tell you! There's plenty to love.

So if these are lies...that means I'm telling them about myself. I'm more screwed up then I thought!

No, no, no! You just need to watch how the rest of us react to you. Then you will know how lovable you are!

 

[RAMA]

I'm still waiting for the pics of her scantily clad. Then my finger might get itchy.

RAMA

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

That sounds ... interesting ...

 

[Cakes488]

Lies! Lies, I tell you! There's plenty to love.

So if these are lies...that means I'm telling them about myself. I'm more screwed up then I thought!

No, no, no! You just need to watch how the rest of us react to you. Then you will know how lovable you are!

I want to thank you for the vote of confidence but I'm only messing around. I really do enjoy self depricating humor because I have and endless supply of material.

We can't always get what we want. I wish someone would love me for my looks rather than my mind. It's quite exhausting coming up with bon mots all the time....

1) Go out with a dumb bitch and ditch the bon mots.
2) Butcher the English language -- see my posts for examples.
3) Misspell...people will automatically think you're dumb -- see my posts for examples.




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Thank you, I'll be here all week.


...

No, seriously. I'm here. All week. Someone want to visit? Anyone?


...

Please?

Is there a two drink minimum?

I'll put you on the list if you stop campaigning already!

RAMA

I offered to pay you and then you throw this in my face? DEAL'S OFF! I'll just create another account and do it that way if need be. If I do that...I'll literally be crushing on myself....now that sounds interesting!

 

[Ruaidhri]

That sounds ... interesting ...

He said FINGER.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

So if these are lies...that means I'm telling them about myself. I'm more screwed up then I thought!

No, no, no! You just need to watch how the rest of us react to you. Then you will know how lovable you are!

I want to thank you for the vote of confidence but I'm only messing around. I really do enjoy self depricating humor because I have and endless supply of material.

Then I'm an easy target, 'cuz I am notorious for missing the jokes and taking everything people say literally.

 

[Ruaidhri]

No, no, no! You just need to watch how the rest of us react to you. Then you will know how lovable you are!

I want to thank you for the vote of confidence but I'm only messing around. I really do enjoy self depricating humor because I have and endless supply of material.

Then I'm an easy target, 'cuz I am notorious for missing the jokes and taking everything people say literally.

Just shows how sincere you are, brother.

 

[RAMA]

I offered to pay you and then you throw this in my face? DEAL'S OFF! I'll just create another account and do it that way if need be. If I do that...I'll literally be crushing on myself....now that sounds interesting!

Now that's a ST plot if I ever heard one.

RAMA

 

[Cakes488]

That sounds ... interesting ...

He said FINGER.

I'm sorry but that still sounds interesting.

No, no, no! You just need to watch how the rest of us react to you. Then you will know how lovable you are!

I want to thank you for the vote of confidence but I'm only messing around. I really do enjoy self depricating humor because I have and endless supply of material.

Then I'm an easy target, 'cuz I am notorious for missing the jokes and taking everything people say literally.

A lot can get lost through the internet very easy to misinterpret....plus you may not even think it's funny ...plus I'm a wacko...but in a good way

I offered to pay you and then you throw this in my face? DEAL'S OFF! I'll just create another account and do it that way if need be. If I do that...I'll literally be crushing on myself....now that sounds interesting!

Now that's a ST plot if I ever heard one.

RAMA

So let's write the script ! You of course, will be my assistant.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Nah, I just have to be the last guy on TrekBBS.

That's only because all the other guys are actually with the hot women.

So where does that leave you?

I'm everywhere.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

That sounds ... interesting ...

He said FINGER.

That sounds even MORE interesting!

 

[RJDiogenes]

A sympathy vote? Well, consider yourself lucky.

That would suck. I hope that's not how I (or anyone else) got on the list. Makes the whole thing meaningless.

I'll settle for sympathy. It shows kindness.