Cupid Escrow Service - aka Holdfast Matchmaking Inc.

[Thespeckledkiwi]

Nah, the horrible mommy job is filled by me

You'll do fine Ash

 

[AdAstra]

18 pages to read!!


But yay, I'm on the list. Since the first one. Thanks, semi-anonymous poster(s). Let's see if we match.

 

[jamestyler]

People should never be shamed of themselves because there will always be people around them who love them for who they are and that is way more important than being on a list in a forum.

Yeah, that's pretty much how it is with me. Most people can't stand me because I'm too intense, and I'm a very complex person and most people can't be bothered to take the time to figure me out. So, fuck 'em. Those that do take the time to think about who I am and why I do the things I do think I'm fucking awesome (or are really afraid of me) and those people are in return awesome (or pussies in the later case, I'm not scary at all... sometimes.)

I think. I have no idea what I'm talking about.

That sounds familiar... though typically people meet me through work or at a work-related event so I'm always in character - which is far from being a very nice person. Which is disturbing when a little following buy me presents for birthdays, my girl being born etc. I even got 'happy divorce' pancakes.

But those who get beyond the persona get to see he real me. Which... is a bit different and a lot more geeky (though still blunt and offensive if you take me more seriously than I do myself). When I try and explain this it sounds as if it's a privelage to get to know me, which I severly doubt....

 

[blablover5]

I can coordinate any e-weddings free of charge. Blab could be in charge of decorations and RoJoHen should be bartending.

Slip 'n' slide wedding!

So who's the first bride and groom? Or groom & groom?

Oh and anyone who isn't on the list get's a cute puppy.

 

[Ruaidhri]

Oh and anyone who isn't on the list get's a cute puppy.

In that case, can I get OFF the list?

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

Funny you should ask, I've literally just been doing some number crunching and was coming here to post them. Won't name names, but in general terms:

GIRL MOST FANCIED BY GUYS - tied lead between 2, with 5 nominations apiece. Several others on 4 and 3 each.
GUY MOST FANCIED BY GIRLS - tied lead between 2, with 2 nominations apiece.
GUY MOST FANCIED BY GUYS - leader has 2 nominations
GIRL MOST FANCIED BY GIRLS - tied lead between 2, but at only 1 nomination apiece

NUMBER OF GUYS SENDING IN CRUSHES: 19
NUMBER OF GIRLS SENDING IN CRUSHES: 7

What do we have to do to get you to reveal the list? It's not like we will know who nominated us, anyways.

 

[Holdfast]

ANOTHER MATCH!!!

Escrow will be completed in a few minutes. I can also confirm that this is our first same-sex escrow completion, proof positive that my colour-coded spreadsheet is tastefully decorated.



LIST, SEXY SATURDAY EDITION!

Girls

An Officer
Ashu
Aurian
Bears Discover Fire
Braindeer
Cali
CommanderRaytas
Crusher Disciple
DAK
DangerMouse
flamingliberal
IceHoneyRose
indranee
Jadzia
Jenee
K'ehleyr
Kestra
kimc
Kirks_tights
kitkat
mimic
Nerys Ghemor
Niorah
PeachWookie
PKTrekGirl
ria75
Rosalind
Temis the Vorta
The Wife of Brian
thestrangequark
T'Bonz
Trippy

Guys

apenpaap
AdAstra
AstroSmurf
benny
BlazerBoy
Capt_Piett
cardinal biggles
Daneel
Danoz
deafpoet
ElimParra
georgy
Holdfast (blame Kestra's underhanded villainy)
Hugo Rune
J. Allen
JonathanWally
gwud
LavianoTS386
Locutus of Bored
Lupine
Omnius
Philo
Plecostomus
Praetor
RJDiogenes
Ruaidhri
Squiggyfm
Starbreaker
Venardhi
Zion Ravescene




If a Misc Mod could add a link to this post in the OP, all lovers everywhere will sing you a serenade next time you stand on your boudoir's balcony and look wistfully up at the moon.

Funny you should ask, I've literally just been doing some number crunching and was coming here to post them. Won't name names, but in general terms:

GIRL MOST FANCIED BY GUYS - tied lead between 2, with 5 nominations apiece. Several others on 4 and 3 each.
GUY MOST FANCIED BY GIRLS - tied lead between 2, with 2 nominations apiece.
GUY MOST FANCIED BY GUYS - leader has 2 nominations
GIRL MOST FANCIED BY GIRLS - tied lead between 2, but at only 1 nomination apiece

NUMBER OF GUYS SENDING IN CRUSHES: 19
NUMBER OF GIRLS SENDING IN CRUSHES: 7

What do we have to do to get you to reveal the list? It's not like we will know who nominated us, anyways.

Hmm, I suppose that's true; it would still be confidential.

Once the numbers increase more and clear leaders emerge, I might post the "most fancied" names for each category; what do people think about that?

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

I thought you would say no, I was about to button my shirt back up.



I think it would be interesting to see the results.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Once the numbers increase more and clear leaders emerge, I might post the "most fancied" names for each category; what do people think about that?

Well, at least I can finally find out if it's just a single one-off crush who has targeted me, or if I'm some bizarre crush-assimilating collective.

 

[Omnius]

Someone has a crush on me? sweet
it'd be a first

 

[AstroSmurf]

^ I don't have a crush on you but I have always thought you were completely adorable. Does that count?

And I am going to lie and say that I don't want to know who has what on the lists. I am not curious. I am not in need of a little ego boost. I am above that.

 

[Holdfast]

I thought you would say no, I was about to button my shirt back up.

I'll find another time & reason for you to unbutton your shirt for me, never fear.

Once the numbers increase more and clear leaders emerge, I might post the "most fancied" names for each category; what do people think about that?

Well, at least I can finally find out if it's just a single one-off crush who has targeted me, or if I'm some bizarre crush-assimilating collective.

To be accurate, you'd only find out if it's a bizarre crush-assimilating collective, not whether it was a one-off crush. I'll only comtemplate revealing the "winner" in each category, not the crush-numbers of those further down in terms of nominations but not right at the top.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I thought you would say no, I was about to button my shirt back up.

I'll find another time & reason for you to unbutton your shirt for me, never fear.

In my line of work, that sort of thing is compulsory.

 

[RJDiogenes]

If a Misc Mod could add a link to this post in the OP, all lovers everywhere will sing you a serenade next time you stand on your boudoir's balcony and look wistfully up at the moon.

My turn to help out. I listen now for serenading.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

If a Misc Mod could add a link to this post in the OP, all lovers everywhere will sing you a serenade next time you stand on your boudoir's balcony and look wistfully up at the moon.

My turn to help out. I listen now for serenading.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Nice. Now I wait for the Women Who Run With The Wolves.

 

[Gryffindorian]

Same-sex match? Oohweee! This i'd like to see.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

What do you wear to a gay wedding, anyway?

 

[RJDiogenes]

Tuxes. Or gowns.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Hmm ... wearing white might be a bit of a stretch. Plus, i look horrible in white.