Movie Caption Contest #100: Hall of Fame Game

[Candlelight]

"Don't worry ambassador, the temporal anomaly will close soon and everything will be back to-"
"Did you see the size of the shit that he did on the mat over there??"
"...hopefully sooner than later..."

"Oh and my first officer is right, next time bring more bitches"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"I sure hope we brought enough ecstacy."

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Oh and my first officer is right, next time bring more bitches"

GORKON: The six of you seem quite adequate.

 

[trampledamage]

"Oh and my first officer is right, next time bring more bitches"

GORKON: The six of you seem quite adequate.

GORKON: My daughter however wonders if you have anyone a little... bigger for her.

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Wait a minute; this is the same douchebag that kept telling me there were five lights!'

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"Geordi...I thought you said the new holoprogram selection DIDN'T have gay Klingon-on-human sex in it?"

 

[cooleddie74]

CARL:"How do I's order a veggie burger and soy shake on this contraption, baby?"

 

[Candlelight]

"I can't understand the attraction either but he's become a fan favourite in these caption contests so he pops in from time to time to boost the ratings"

 

[trampledamage]

"I can't understand the attraction either but he's become a fan favourite in these caption contests so he pops in from time to time to boost the ratings"

Fantastic!

 

[Rat Boy]

Gorkon: "You've never experienced Earth, Wind, and Fire unless you've heard them in the original Klingon."

 

[Mistral]

Computer: "How do you feel?"

Spock: "---------"

Computer: "How do you feel?"

Spock: "------"

Computer: "How do you-"

Spock(interrupting): "If you must know, I've got hemorrhoids from the heat and this damn robe is chafing. Vulcans don't wear underwear under these things. Satisfied?"

 

[Mistral]

Gorkon: "You've never experienced Earth, Wind, and Fire unless you've heard them in the original Klingon."

Gorkon: "You've never experienced Cindy Lauper in the original Klingon. You are soooooo lucky!"

 

[Mistral]

Carl Spock: "Girls can't hold their smoke!"

Computer: "Correct!"

 

[Triskelion]

WHICH FILM WON THE OSCAR FOR BEST PICTURE IN LAST YEAR'S STARFLEET ACADEMY AWARDS?
"Three Men and a Krizzlorp."
CORRECT!

Spock: What is so fascinating about those five lights?
Picard: THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!
Kirk: Forgive my crew, Gorkon. They don't get out much. And I'm not even sure who this guy is.
Picard: Oh what a noble piece of work is man -
Crew: Not again!
Gorkon: You haven't appreciated Hamlet until you've heard him in the original Klingon.
Picard: Right. And I'm French. Oh, wait -

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: Now now, Madeline!

Sulu: Not Now -
Kirk: Sorry, already did that one.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Computer: "How many screens do you see?"
Spock: "Three."
Computer: "There are five screens."
Spock: "Logic dictates since I see three, there must be that many."
Computer: "There are five screens."
Spock: "Highly illogical."
Computer: "There are five screens."
Spock: "No."
Computer: "There are five screens."
Spock: "Oh, very well. There are five screens."
Computer: "Correct."

 

[Alrik]

Picard: "The Buffet line must start hEE Ah....no farther."

Kirk: "What a buzz kill."

Gorkon: "Who died and made him Pope of this dump?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Computer: "How do you feel?"
Spock: "Like shit. I did Jello shots off some big-titty broad's neck all goddamned night."
<Behind him, his mother gasps.>

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "I'm sorry, but sticking your head up under the sneeze guard on the salad bar is just nasty."

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "You know I remember a time when you fanny-heads didn't look like fanny-heads"