Movie Caption Contest #100: Hall of Fame Game
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Spock: I assume that's a bonus question. Thanks, but I'll pass. I've had fun playing.
Picard: My God Mr. Worf! What happened?
Worf: They brought Carl Spock back in this Caption Contest.
Crusher (chirply): "He's gotten more lines than Worf so far, too!"
Since I just polished off William Leisner's Losing the Peace (Hawaii has the odd tendency of making you go through books like there's no tomorrow)...
Picard: "So, I guess everything's going well with you and Lieutenant Choudhury?"
Worf: "For a Buddhist, she's insane in the sack."
Spock: "Shit, even in Maui Imageshack will drop you like a cheap date."
Edit: Aloha!
Picard: "So, I guess everything's going well with you and Lieutenant Choudhury?"
Worf: "For a Buddhist, she's insane in the sack."
Spock: "Shit, even in Maui Imageshack will drop you like a cheap date."
Edit: Aloha!
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Carl: "Nabeshin."
Computer: "Damn right!"
Kirk: *walking past "You'll die, you'll die, you'll get fat, you'll die."
Picard: "Mr. Worf, what are you doing here?"
Worf: "Captain, I'm not certain. One moment I was banging the hell out of Dax, then somehow I was on the Defiant fighting Borg..."
Picard: "Well, looks like Braga is trying to fuck us over again, man tatical."
Chris Tarrant: "For £100, in Earth's language, what does the word "Cunt" mean? Is it A) Female genatailia, B) Male genatailia, C) Animal genatailia or D) Captain James T. Kirk
Spock: "Captain James T. Kirk."
Computer: "CORRECT!"
Kirk: "Bones, let's get in there!"
Bones: "God damnit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a homo!"
Kirk: "You know, just before you beamed on board we shared a joke between us, we said "don't you think the counsellors head look like a fa... I mean, beautiful... yes."
Soran: "So wait, let me get this straight. I fought you, and won, then you went in to the Nexus, which, nobody will ever want to leave once inside, and instead of going back to any point of time you could have, saving your family, and all your dead comrades in the process, you decided to travel back to the most pointless point in your entire history?."
Picard: "It's called the 'Janeway maneuver'."
Sorry Tiny. I can't let you pass without a head accessory.
Kirk: Listen, how do you get the kink out of those pubes? I can't do a thing with mine.
SPOCK:"What is Backdoor Bitches 19: The Wrath of Bob?"
COMPUTER:"Correct."
McCOY:"Is that a box of Triscuits...over there?"
McCOY: For God's sake Jim, be careful! I'm a doctor not a crash barrier.
McCOY:"Hey, Sulu?
Before you have your way with the poor man...can you fetch my Blackberry over there? Please?"
"Geez Sulu... when I said puppet show I meant pretending to stick my hand up McCoy's back, like this"
"Careful Admiral, this man has swine flu and I'm forcing him to cough into his hat while facing the wall"
"Sulu, I can see what's going on downstairs, you're not fooling anyone"
There were many times over the previous 19 years Kirk and McCoy regretted walking in on Mr. Sulu.
This was the one that broke the targ's back.
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