Movie Caption Contest #100: Hall of Fame Game

[Triskelion]

Spock: Keyboard cat.
Computer: Correct!

 

[Rat Boy]

Time to bust out an old favorite:

Kirk: "Scotty, how many of these things did you buy from him?"

Scotty: "But suh...they only cost a nickel!"

 

[trampledamage]

Scotty and Sulu found it hard to keep a straight face as McCoy put a "Kick Me" sign on Kirk's back.

Beverley tried to remain detached and professional, but with Worf standing so close to her and those dreamy dark eyes, and so manly...

Which Star Trek Captain are you? Answer these questions to find out!

Fascinating.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "It's getting to be a pain in the ass to update Facebook, MySpace, and Twitter all at once."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Spock always had the unfortunate tendency to fall asleep standing up while inside any torpedo bay.

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Is that oil on your uniform?"

Worf: "No, my helmsman upchucked on me."

 

[cooleddie74]

Spock's reeducation process was going along swimmingly...until he found The Trek BBS.

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF:"Permission to drop a buttload of DS9 references, sir?"

PICARD:"Denied."

BEVERLY:"Told ya."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Bifurcated."
Computer: "Correct!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Computer: "How difficult is it to achieve time travel?"

Spock: "Getting a BJ from Uhura is harder than time travel. And that's saying something."

Computer: "Correct!"

 

[Candlelight]

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"So...who wants to volunteer for the all-new and improved Redshirt Landing Party Program?

Any takers? There's free pie!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "I understand his important place in Klingon society, but please do not shout 'BREATH OF KAHLESS!' before you break wind."

Worf: "Beverly said 'croissant' like a douchebag again, sir."
Picard: "Administer the beating."

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF:"Is the Defiant still intact, sir?

Because Captain Sisko will have my ASS if I ruin another one of his ships without any insurance coverage."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Cooleddie74...early 21st century architect of BBS perversion."

COMPUTER:"Correct."

 

[Candlelight]

WORF:"Is the Defiant still intact, sir?

Because Captain Sisko will have my ASS if I ruin another one of his ships without any insurance coverage."

"It's OK Mr Worf, I've sent Deanna to pilot it in"

"Fuck"

 

[Candlelight]

"The Hall of Famers should all vote for each other this week."
"CORRECT"

 

[Candlelight]

Beverley suddenly noticed how much Worf's head did look like her fanny.

 

[Mistral]

Worf: "Bathroom clean-up duty? Are you serious?"

Crusher: "Ha-ha!"

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF:"Is the Defiant still intact, sir?

Because Captain Sisko will have my ASS if I ruin another one of his ships without any insurance coverage."

"It's OK Mr Worf, I've sent Deanna to pilot it in"

"Fuck"

BEVERLY:"I can volunteer as a character witness at your court martial, Commander. Just ask."