The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI

[The Exile]

Scotty - 'Who's for Aftershock chasers?'

Or possibly, ater Kirk hacks the Kobyashi Maru, Spock - 'Fucking useless Windows firewall!'

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

(At Kirk's medal ceremony)

*a bomb goes off and Ayel charges in*

Ayel: "I have come for my revenge!"

Kirk: "But- you fell into a pit! Noone survives that except for - ...every villian to ever fall into a pit."

 

[M'Sharak]

Pike: "Alright, Sulu... check your speedometer. Make sure you don't have it in Park or Neutral. Check aft sensors for any other vessels in our path. Ease us out slowly. There you go!"

Computer Voice: Objects in mirror are larger than they appear. Especially the object with the wicked-looking tentacles.

 

[Alpha_Geek]

OK, a serious guess now. As 1701 leaves spacedock at the end of the movie:

Spock Prime: First star to the left, and straight on till morning.

 

[Islander]

It actually was 2 lines:

Nero - "I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you."
Kirk - "Neroooooooooo!"

 

[SalvorHardin]

Kirk and Gaila are in bed together. He unhooks the bra, touches the boobs and cries in anger:

THEY ARE FAAAAAAAKE !

 

[gimpy117]

kirk looks at bloated hands:

"Hey look!, I have sausage fingers!"

 

[gimpy117]

(At Kirk's medal ceremony)

*a bomb goes off and Ayel charges in*

Ayel: "I have come for my revenge!"

Kirk: "But- you fell into a pit! Noone survives that except for - ...every villian to ever fall into a pit."

how bout Darth Maul/ the Emperor? I'm pretty sure they got it.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Next Week, On An All New Exciting Episode....

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Klingon Commander: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ABRAMS CUT US OUT OF THE MOVIE!? Well fuck that we'll have our own Star Trek movie, with blackjack and hookers. On second though forget the Star Trek movie.

 

[Jeri]

Kirk and Gaila are in bed together. He unhooks the bra, touches the boobs and cries in anger:
THEY ARE FAAAAAAAKE !

Oh, right; like that would ever happen.

 

[EnsignRicky]

THAHH... AHH... FAWW... LENS FLAHHS!!!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk and Gaila are in bed together. He unhooks the bra, touches the boobs and cries in anger:

THEY ARE FAAAAAAAKE !

(Sisko motions to Uhura's breasts with his hands.)

Sisko: "THEY'RE REEEEAAAAL!!!"

 

[EnsignRicky]

Kirk and Gaila are in bed together. He unhooks the bra, touches the boobs and cries in anger:

THEY ARE FAAAAAAAKE !

(Sisko motions to Uhura's breasts with his hands.)

Sisko: "THEY'RE REEEEAAAAL!!!"

And they're FANTASTIC.

 

[gimpy117]

Kirk and Gaila are in bed together. He unhooks the bra, touches the boobs and cries in anger:

THEY ARE FAAAAAAAKE !

(Sisko motions to Uhura's breasts with his hands.)

Sisko: "THEY'RE REEEEAAAAL!!!"

And they're FANTASTIC.

and somehow large but perky.

 

[pookha]

there's the beagle.

 

[Chrisisall]

Kirk to Spock on the transporter pad:
"You've just effed-up the first interacial kiss in history... or... not...?"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk (To Scotty): "You've got red on you."

 

[Daneel]

Spock to Kirk: "Oh, and Jim, if some bald guy with a British accent ever asks you to go with him to a place called Veridian III, for fuck's sake, don't go with him."

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Scotty: Your telling me I get fat, have my nephew die because the damn turbolift goes to the bridge instead os sickbay, I get stuck in a transporter for almost 100 years, and I wind up on an Enterprise where I've been replace by a blind guy with a viewmaster stuck on his head!? Screw that save the day yourself I'm going to Risa!