TOS Temporary Caption Contest #9: Couples Therapy

[Isis]

McCoy: Dr. Lester, you really have to keep things straight. When you are in Jim's body, you really can't go running around in a training bra.

 

[Shatmandu]

Starfleet began random steroid testing soon after.

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: Its called a bro!

Made by the 4th Hanson Company?

"What's so tough about this? It's so easy a caveman could do it."

 

[M'Sharak]

" ...now just tell me where he is, and I won't have to perform a little impromptu surgery."
"Am I detecting urgency, Doctor?"
"You bet your pointed ears, it's urgent!" (spins chair) "Now where's Carl?!"

 

[Captain Crow]

When drunk, McCoy had a tendency to hump people's legs.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: I want the truth!

SPOCK: The truth? You can't handle the truth!

 

[dillon3001]

McCoy: Damn it Spock! Quit Rick Rolling me and putting videos of me drunk and falling down with that damn Keyboard Cat on Youtube!

I seriously laughed my ass off on this one.

 

[EEE]

"What's so tough about this? It's so easy a caveman could do it."

You owe me a keyboard. And damages for pain associated with the soda-up-the-nose syndrome.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Again! Again!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: "There's a particle of preanimate matter, caught in the Matrix."
Spock: "I'm afraid I don't follow you Doctor."
McCoy: "Dammit Spock, you've got a piece of plomeek. Caught in your teeth. Satisfied."
Spock: "Why did you not just say so?"
McCoy: "Damned technobabble. What is this, the 24th Century?"

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Spock: "And by replacing the Sybian's batteries with a matter/antimatter reactor, I've managed to increase orgasmic intensity by 35.894%."

Robowhores: "ooOOOOoohhhh!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Carl: "I love you..."

*turns*

"...but I also love blow. Sorry, but with the economy in the shitter, I've got to cut back."

 

[Aurian]

McCoy: PLEASE, Spock! The itchy spot is right in the middle of my back, I can't reach it!

It is funny because it would make me have that same face

 

[M'Sharak]

(spins chair)
"Blast it, Spoc- ... no, I mean I'm not kidding. As Chief Medical Officer of th'Enterprise,
I'm ordering you to lay off the plomeek soup until I stop getting angry complaints from
Environmental Control. They're having a helluva time keeping up with your emissions."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Are we going to sit here all day and watch the Michael Jackson funeral? We do have work to do, you know!"

 

[Alpha_Geek]

Shatner: Look, Roy! Look at my contract! It...plainly... says right... here that MY tunic gets ripped to show MY chest... and I get the girl! Can't you pitiful bit actors get..it..through...your...head?

I'M THE STAR!