Worst. Line. Ever.

[clint g]

We all know Trek has had its share of shitty lines. Which lines take the cake? I nominate Wesley Crusher's "I'm with Starfleet. We don't lie"

 

[Ghel]

"What are you, on some kind of star . . .trek?!?"

 

[Anthony Sabre]

Data's Lifeforms song.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"Can I cook, or can't I?"

 

[Captrek]

“Correction, sir: that’s ‘blown out’” has always annoyed me more than it probably should.

 

[WillsBabe]

BOBW II. Picard says, "Sleep" to indicate that they should put the Borg to sleep. To which Bev says, "Yes, he must be exhausted." Pisses me off every time.

 

[Possum]

"Captain...I'm frightened."

 

[sbk1234]

"Bonk, bonk!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

"Hold your horse, Captain."

 

[Bill Morris]

No cheeze.

 

[Too Much Fun]

You guys are too harsh. I like most of the lines on this page (except Data's song). I hated the baby talk in "Friday's Child" ("oohchie coochie coo"). It just sounds so forced that it makes me cringe every time I hear it, and when Spock says those same awful lines in confusion, for once Spock's confusion at human customs isn't cute, but irritating as well. Troi screaming, "Where are you? I have to find you! To HELP you!" in "Night Terrors" is annoying as hell too.

I liked Crusher's confusion in "Best of Both Worlds"...it made Data's reveal of what the message meant more of an "a-ha!" moment. I guess if you've seen the episode enough times you'd get sick of it, but to me it just sounds like a natural assumption about what Picard meant, and Data's clarification was a nice surprise.

 

[clint g]

Wait, so you really liked "I'm with Starfleet. We don't lie"? Seriously????

 

[Shazam!]

"Well, what about all that atmospheric equipment we're carrying..."

 

[Green Shirt]

"Row, row, row your boat".


Basically, every line in that movie will get a mention eventually.

 

[Too Much Fun]

Wait, so you really liked "I'm with Starfleet. We don't lie"? Seriously????

Actually, I don't even remember that one. Maybe I blocked it out of my memory.

 

[C.E. Evans]

Nothing beats:

DATA (to Worf): Have you noticed your boobs have started to firm up?

 

[Starbreaker]

Wait, so you really liked "I'm with Starfleet. We don't lie"? Seriously????

Actually, I don't even remember that one. Maybe I blocked it out of my memory.

Lucky you!

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Nothing beats:

DATA (to Worf): Have you noticed your boobs have started to firm up?

TORRES: "Get the cheese to Sickbay!"

 

[Finnegan]

"Brain and brain! What is brain?"

 

[Forbin]

"You cannot resist my love, my love."
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