"Unknown Life-Form" found in sewer system

[Emher]

TEEETSUUUUOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[Gary Mitchell]

looks like a fucking big turd.

A pulsating tentacled turd.

 

[RJDiogenes]

It's the 1950s and we're at the Drive-In watching Attack Of The Bryozoans From Phobos.

 

[SPOCKED]

looks like a fucking big turd.

A pulsating tentacled turd.

I think it's archival footage of Al Gore's first internet experiment.. before the finished product we all enjoy today.

 

[Mallory]

So, just what are people eating in that part of North Carolina?

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

Awwww, nobody liked my caption on Page 3?

 

[Australis]

So, footage of a primitive lifeform.

And some Bryozoa too.

Jesus. When the aliens do arrive, if they meet rednecks first, we're doomed.

 

[Sephiroth]

ya know, I hate to be the one to say this, but, when you boldly go where no man has gone before, you should expect to find new lifeforms and new civilizations

 

[Daneel]

That second video illustrates why we're doomed as a species.

It's sad when you're in a video with a primitive life form, and it's hard to tell which species is the intelligent one.

It's almost like a bad scifi film

The red necks kill the babies of the creature then the mother alien kills them.

Quick! Someone sell this story to Hollywood, pronto!

So a bunch of rednecks find these things in a lake, and their first instinct is to see what happens when they shoot them? Shocking. Almost as shocking as making sure their kids are around for the "fun".

Well, it's interesting stuff... I just hope they don't eventually evolve and turn into this.

 

[Jadzia]

ya know, I hate to be the one to say this, but, when you boldly go where no man has gone before, you should expect to find new lifeforms and new civilizations

I see here that Kirk could have saved himself a lot of trouble. Why bother with a starship when all he needed was a pair of waders and a torch?

 

[RJDiogenes]

Awwww, nobody liked my caption on Page 3?

I did, but I don't think many other people know Harlan Ellison these days.

 

[Australis]

^ Yeah, I knew it too, but couldn't think of a witty comment to add.

 

[sidious618]

If the X-Files were still on they'd get a solid episode out of this. Maybe it'd be a sequal to the Flukeman one.

 

[Samurai8472]

If the X-Files were still on they'd get a solid episode out of this. Maybe it'd be a sequal to the Flukeman one.

Now it's "Fringe"

J.J must be thinking about ideas for season 2 right now

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

Awwww, nobody liked my caption on Page 3?

I did, but I don't think many other people know Harlan Ellison these days.

Weird...seemed to me that just a few months ago, there were a hell of a lot of legal debates (again) involving him.

 

[melancholymecha]

OMG! that is just weird...I keep expecting some creature to burst out of the blobs.
Its amazing that things as weird as this can exist right on our own planet!

 

[Aurian]

Seriously freaked.. IT was so gross...

*shudders*

 

[Roshi]

TEEETSUUUUOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[Emher]

Finally someone gets it!

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Another person thinks they are tubifex worms

http://deepseanews.com/2009/06/creatures-from-the-sewer/

Either way, keep it the hell away from me.