So Is Jeff Goldblum Dead Or What?!?

[Tulin]

I was at a training seminar all day today and just got home but people were buzzing there that it was a hat trick - MJ, FF and Jeff Goldblum, as well. New was he dies in an accident in New Zealand.

Haven't been able to find anything yet so maybe it was typical internet bullsht.

 

[JonathonWally]

It's bullshit. There's a thread in MISC about it.

 

[Roger Wilco]

He was on Colbert Report just on tuesday I think.

 

[JonathonWally]

He was on Colbert Report just on tuesday I think.

Yes, but for me, New Zealand is 14 hours in the future, so it's still possible!

 

[Hermiod]

I was at a training seminar all day today and just got home but people were buzzing there that it was a hat trick - MJ, FF and Jeff Goldblum, as well. New was he dies in an accident in New Zealand.

Haven't been able to find anything yet so maybe it was typical internet bullsht.

It's a bunch of crap. See my thread on Misc.

 

[backstept]

this stunt has been pulled before . . . most notable in 1999
Goldblum lives

 

[USS Triumphant]

Goldblum is fine. Ed McMahon was the first of this set of three.

 

[Christopher]

It's actually four; the death of Vancouver character actress Lorena Gale (best known as High Priestess Elosha on the modern Battlestar Galactica) was reported yesterday as well.

And no doubt plenty of other non-famous people died yesterday too, and those are no less important.

 

[bigdaddy]

It's actually four; the death of Vancouver character actress Lorena Gale (best known as High Priestess Elosha on the modern Battlestar Galactica) was reported yesterday as well.

And no doubt plenty of other non-famous people died yesterday too, and those are no less important.

I'm sorry, but famous deaths come in threes. She wasn't famous.

But like you said I'm sure 100 million people died this month, and we only talk about a few of them.

 

[Caligula]

Goldblum is no more dead than is Rick Moranis who, in my personal favorite bogus celebrity obit, was allegedly supposed to have died from getting hit by a train. Please....

 

[TGTheodore]

I'm sorry, but famous deaths come in threes. She wasn't famous.

Famous deaths are continuous. People just want to GROUP them in threes.

Also, what's the time frame to qualify for this "phenomenon"? Three within a week? Two weeks? 11 days?

And why doesn't David Carradine count? Was his death "too far away" from the others?

Sheesh.

--Ted

 

[barnaclelapse]

I always heard that it had to be within a week, but I never really cared much for the whole concept. It struck me as kind of stupid.

I'm sure Jeff is relieved to be alive.

 

[tomalak301]

Do people have something against Goldblum? I mean the Hoax itself was stupid, but the fact that it was Goldblum is just so random.

 

[TGTheodore]

Do people have something against Goldblum? I mean the Hoax itself was stupid, but the fact that it was Goldblum is just so random.

To the e-sheep it apparently seems "more likely" to be true when it's a somewhat known actor but not a superstar.

Like Abe Vigoda or Jerry Mathers.

--Ted

 

[tomalak301]

Do people have something against Goldblum? I mean the Hoax itself was stupid, but the fact that it was Goldblum is just so random.

To the e-sheep it apparently seems "more likely" to be true when it's a somewhat known actor but not a superstar.

Like Abe Vigoda or Jerry Mathers.

--Ted

Yet there was another rumor yesterday saying that Harrison Ford had past away. Of course that was a hoax as well, but he is a bonafide superstar.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Do people have something against Goldblum? I mean the Hoax itself was stupid, but the fact that it was Goldblum is just so random.

To the e-sheep it apparently seems "more likely" to be true when it's a somewhat known actor but not a superstar.

Like Abe Vigoda or Jerry Mathers.

--Ted

http://www.abevigoda.com/

Abe Vigoda is still alive.

 

[RobertScorpio]

Do people have something against Goldblum? I mean the Hoax itself was stupid, but the fact that it was Goldblum is just so random.

To the e-sheep it apparently seems "more likely" to be true when it's a somewhat known actor but not a superstar.

Like Abe Vigoda or Jerry Mathers.

--Ted

Oh so true..How many times has Fish died???

Rob

 

[Daneel]

Not only is Goldblum alive, but he's apparently dating 21-year old actress Tania Raymonde (who has appeared on Lost, amongst other things).

 

[RobertScorpio]

Not only is Goldblum alive, but he's apparently dating 21-year old actress Tania Raymonde (who has appeared on Lost, amongst other things).

Kind of looks like him in a weird way too..!!

She's a hottie so good for him!!!

Rob

 

[TGTheodore]

Do people have something against Goldblum? I mean the Hoax itself was stupid, but the fact that it was Goldblum is just so random.

To the e-sheep it apparently seems "more likely" to be true when it's a somewhat known actor but not a superstar.

Like Abe Vigoda or Jerry Mathers.

--Ted

http://www.abevigoda.com/

Abe Vigoda is still alive.

Er ... yeah. That was my point.

--Ted