Zion Ravescene: The Reboot!

[Plecostomus]

Zion is having some issues with his life... I've decided the only way to deal with it is to totally reboot him.

First of all, we'll need more lens flare. Lots more. I'm putting Holdfast in charge of wardrobe and I'll handle the CGI backgrounds.

That leaves the actors. We need someone totally new and different to play Zion yet remain faithful to the original, and we need to recast his friends and family.

Open to suggestions here... Who do you suggest?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

The sentiment is appreciated.

 

[An Officer]

We like him just the way he is, thanks.

Whatever makes him happier though, is cool.

 

[Aragorn]

Recasting Zion will be the most difficult, so I'll save that for last. But I've already recast his friends with Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Connelly, Angelina Jolie, Anne Hathaway, Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Aniston, Megan Fox, Yvonne Strahovski, Alyssa Milano, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Olivia Wilde, Kristen Bell and Grace Park, so we'll see how that goes first.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

^^ You forgot Monica Bellucci, Anna Friel and the cast of LOST.

 

[Holdfast]

^^ You forgot Monica Bellucci, Anna Friel and the cast of LOST.

You'll be lucky to get Central Casting.

 

[An Officer]

Monica Bellucci

Have you seen her in, Malena?

*Loosens collar a little*

And great film-making in it's own right.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Monica Bellucci

Have you seen her in, Malena?

I've seen her in Asterix and Obelix: Mission Cleopatra.

 

[Daneel]

Why not go the BSG route and recast Zion as a female?

 

[An Officer]

I've seen her in Asterix and Obelix: Mission Cleopatra.

Oh, that about covers it then.

 

[Plecostomus]

Why not go the BSG route and recast Zion as a female?

Hmm, there is a possibility I haven't considered!

 

[RJDiogenes]

Of course, for nuZion to be properly dark and edgy for the nuGeneration, nuTrekBBS must be blown to smithereens and nuEveryone must die.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Of course, for nuZion to be properly dark and edgy for the nuGeneration, nuTrekBBS must be blown to smithereens and nuEveryone must die.

I heartily endorse and/or approve of this idea and/or suggestion.

 

[An Officer]

"Of all the Doctors who we have met and have examined us here in Misc, Zion was the most *Gulp* in-human..." *Star Trek naval farewell whistle*

 

[Plecostomus]

Of course, for nuZion to be properly dark and edgy for the nuGeneration, nuTrekBBS must be blown to smithereens and nuEveryone must die.

...I'll get the Slim-Jims.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Okay then... Introducing the new improved Zion Ravescene...

Terminator Zion ~ Arnie's going to need a job soon
Floopy Zion ~ Hugh Grant, but avoid parked cars
Camp Zion ~ Bruno, outfits may be slightly uncomfortable
Long John Zion ~ Johnny Depp, great accessories
Zany Zion ~ Jim Carrey, may become unbearable quite quickly
Godfather Zion ~ Al Pacino, just don't ask him a favour
Neo Zion ~ Keanu, perfect! Dark, moody and knows his way around Zion (that came out sounding slightly wrong )

 

[Aragorn]

Zion Ravescene can stay... he can be Zion Ravescene Prime traveling back from the future to an altered timeline. And because of that, Young Zion Ravescene is now dating Peach Wookie.

 

[DBR]

If you;ll notice on my resume, I have certification in both First-aid and WHIMS, and I can do a very convincing British accent:

Mo' shrimp on tha broiler, eh, Governa'?

 

[Plecostomus]

If you;ll notice on my resume, I have certification in both First-aid and WHIMS, and I can do a very convincing British accent:

Mo' shrimp on tha broiler, eh, Governa'?

So far you're the best applicant we've gotten.

Sign here.

 

[pookha]

he is going to need an arch villian if you are recasting him or at least a nemesis.