Zion Ravescene: The Reboot!
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Hmm, are we ripping off nu Mission: Impossible or nu Star Trek?
I thought this was the Lost In Space reboot with Gary Oldman?Hmm, are we ripping off nu Mission: Impossible or nu Star Trek?
I'll be his evil(er) twin.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Ok sign here, here and here... and report to the computer-enhanced nudity lab tell them Brian sent you as part of Project Zion.
You can just call me Noiz from now on.
Plecostomus
Commodore
I just got the report back from the computer-enhanced nudity lab... apparently we're going to need a more powerful computer.
Sorry, that honour already belongs to J. Allen.
I'm his evil(er) twin as well. Hell, I'm all youse guys evil(er) twins.
Plecostomus
Commodore
That's alot of evil, can you handle all that on the salary we offered you?
I'm so evil I'll do it for just the jollies.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Fantastic. We may have an opening in our North Korea division shortly, would you care to relocate? Position comes with full military support as well as a long-established personality worship cult.
Nah, I have that here. What about women?
Plecostomus
Commodore
We're running a special on well-endowed Greek-American chicks at the moment. Since you have no soul anymore we'll have to ask for your sense of rhythm as a down payment.
Hmm, no rhythm, how about funk? Folks say I'm pretty funky.
*sniffs*
*sniffs*
Plecostomus
Commodore
No soul... and no rhythm. You are evil sir!
We can do without the funk *sprays u with Lysol* though. How about you crush the life out of that bag of kittens and boil those orphans in butter and we'll set you up.
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Boiling is so 1800's, I use the Foreman Grill now.
Hmmm. So far this reboot has got me pressing F8 for BIOS setup repeatedly before asking me for the system disk. 
I demand equal screen time! 
*locks Shameless in the Angry Dome, thereby making him MORE angry, setting up a nasty feedback loop until he explodes*
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