I want to get drunk and make out with someone

[Bob The Skutter]

Wow, I go to bed, and this thread gets a whole lot angrier.

I had no intention for this to turn into one of the whiny "I can't get a girlfriend" threads. But here's a little backstory for ya just for shits and giggles.

I said it's been 3 years since I last had sex. It has also been 3 years since I met a girl I was even remotely interested in. I took her out one night after work. We had a lot of fun. We ended up in bed together.

Since then, I honestly have not met one girl (who was also single) that I had any interest in pursuing any kind of relationship with. If I do meet a girl that I am interested in, you better believe I'll pursue it. However, I have never once become attracted to a girl immediately upon meeting her. I have to get to know her first before that happens. I can't see a girl and think, "Oh yeah, she's hot, I wanna fuck her." My brain just doesn't work that way.

This thread was spawned more from my nostalgia for college parties than anything. Since my friends and I all moved into our own places, it's become harder to go out and have fun. Plus, in college, we were always the ones who threw parties, so if you were going to hook up with a girl, all you had to do was take her upstairs to your bedroom. Things were simpler.

I can totally understand where you're coming from, I'm the same when it comes to women. Sure I can look at GBOW pics and think she's hot, she's cute, whatever, but I really don't get in to a woman until I know her at least a little.

As for the drunk making out thing... Only ever happen to me twice, and both times were times I'd rather forget, but I can understand nostalgia for times past. I always think I miss going out every weekend to the pubs and clubs and getting drunk and having a dance, but whenever I get the chance to now I don't really like it all that much.

 

[RoJoHen]

Wow, I go to bed, and this thread gets a whole lot angrier.

I had no intention for this to turn into one of the whiny "I can't get a girlfriend" threads. But here's a little backstory for ya just for shits and giggles.

I said it's been 3 years since I last had sex. It has also been 3 years since I met a girl I was even remotely interested in. I took her out one night after work. We had a lot of fun. We ended up in bed together.

Since then, I honestly have not met one girl (who was also single) that I had any interest in pursuing any kind of relationship with. If I do meet a girl that I am interested in, you better believe I'll pursue it. However, I have never once become attracted to a girl immediately upon meeting her. I have to get to know her first before that happens. I can't see a girl and think, "Oh yeah, she's hot, I wanna fuck her." My brain just doesn't work that way.

This thread was spawned more from my nostalgia for college parties than anything. Since my friends and I all moved into our own places, it's become harder to go out and have fun. Plus, in college, we were always the ones who threw parties, so if you were going to hook up with a girl, all you had to do was take her upstairs to your bedroom. Things were simpler.

I can totally understand where you're coming from, I'm the same when it comes to women. Sure I can look at GBOW pics and think she's hot, she's cute, whatever, but I really don't get in to a woman until I know her at least a little.

As for the drunk making out thing... Only ever happen to me twice, and both times were times I'd rather forget, but I can understand nostalgia for times past. I always think I miss going out every weekend to the pubs and clubs and getting drunk and having a dance, but whenever I get the chance to now I don't really like it all that much.

We just always threw really kickass parties.

 

[Starbreaker]

And you never invited me?!

 

[SicOne]

I've seen girls so dirty that even their crabs had chlamydia...

/adding this line to my repertoire.

I'd like to say it's a SicOne Original, but I heard it from some stand-up comic's routine some time ago.

 

[SicOne]

I just wish my sis in law wouldn't walk around in a tight top, tight jeans and a red thong hanging out. Why must God test me in this fashion.

I hear ya. Just the other day, my wife was in the kitchen making breakfast, while I was scoring a quickie from my sister-in-law in the walk-in pantry. She said, "Kiss me!"; I said, "Hell, no...it's bad enough we're doing THIS!".

 

[sidious618]

I just wish my sis in law wouldn't walk around in a tight top, tight jeans and a red thong hanging out. Why must God test me in this fashion.

I hear ya. Just the other day, my wife was in the kitchen making breakfast, while I was scoring a quickie from my sister-in-law in the walk-in pantry. She said, "Kiss me!"; I said, "Hell, no...it's bad enough we're doing THIS!".

Wait... what?!

 

[RoJoHen]

And you never invited me?!

We never invited anyone. Our parties were so awesome that people just knew they were happening. I don't know how we achieved that status, but we somehow became one of the most popular party houses on campus.

 

[ThankQ]

And you never invited me?!

We never invited anyone. Our parties were so awesome that people just knew they were happening. I don't know how we achieved that status, but we somehow became one of the most popular party houses on campus.

DUH! I just figured it out...

Throw some parties!

 

[RoJoHen]

And you never invited me?!

We never invited anyone. Our parties were so awesome that people just knew they were happening. I don't know how we achieved that status, but we somehow became one of the most popular party houses on campus.

DUH! I just figured it out...

Throw some parties!

You have no idea how much I would love to do that, but these days it would only end up being my best friends showing up. Our parties were awesome when we all lived together on campus, and we could get lots of college students to show up. Now we live in separate apartments, which aren't really large enough for throwing parties, and they're nowhere near any college students. Hell, most of my neighbors are middle-aged and have families.

 

[SicOne]

I just wish my sis in law wouldn't walk around in a tight top, tight jeans and a red thong hanging out. Why must God test me in this fashion.

I hear ya. Just the other day, my wife was in the kitchen making breakfast, while I was scoring a quickie from my sister-in-law in the walk-in pantry. She said, "Kiss me!"; I said, "Hell, no...it's bad enough we're doing THIS!".

Wait... what?!

Shhh...don't tell the wife!

 

[RoJoHen]

I hear ya. Just the other day, my wife was in the kitchen making breakfast, while I was scoring a quickie from my sister-in-law in the walk-in pantry. She said, "Kiss me!"; I said, "Hell, no...it's bad enough we're doing THIS!".

Wait... what?!

Shhh...don't tell the wife!

The wife knows.

They always know.

 

[Holdfast]

I just wish my sis in law wouldn't walk around in a tight top, tight jeans and a red thong hanging out. Why must God test me in this fashion.

I hear ya. Just the other day, my wife was in the kitchen making breakfast, while I was scoring a quickie from my sister-in-law in the walk-in pantry. She said, "Kiss me!"; I said, "Hell, no...it's bad enough we're doing THIS!".

 

[RAMA]

Just curious why must people be drunk to do this?

Because if you make out with someone while sober you are held responsible for your actions.

I kind of like that part, nothing like letting them know exactly what you mean.

RAMA