"Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line!

[ChristopherPike]

Admiral Leonard: "What about your crew?

Your Comm Officer's in Brazil... you haven't selected a Medical Officer yet..."

 

[Catalyst]

ARCHER: Three days, that's all I need.

 

[apenpaap]

Soval: *sigh* "Admiral?"

 

[ChristopherPike]

Forrest: (giving Archer an approving glance)

"We've been waiting for almost a century Ambassador.

Now seems as good a time as any to get started."

 

[apenpaap]

Soval: "Listen to me, you're making a misTAKE!!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER: When your logic fails you raise your voice?

You've been on Earth too long.

 

[apenpaap]

(The Vulcans leave the room, Soval with an angry face, T'pol with an amused face)

Admiral Forrest: "I had a feeling their approach wouldn't sit too well with you. Don't screw this up."

(Music plays)

(Archer gestures for Phlox)

(Shot of Enterprise in spacedock)

 

[TEH BABA]

Hoshi: That's the last time I am screwing t'pol for a promotion.

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

BABA, if you can't play nice, kindly have a seat on the sidelines.



*And now, back to the show!*


Meanwhile, on Enterprise...

Travis and Malcolm are warily observing the transporter.

Travis: "I heard this platform's been approved for bio-transport."

 

[apenpaap]

Malcolm: "I presume you mean fruits and vegetables."

 

[cooleddie74]

Hoshi: That's the last time I am screwing t'pol for a promotion.

Ahhhhh, Baba.

Is theyure anyting he CANT' do?

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

^^ Hey, you there in the peanut gallery, keep it down up there! We're puttin' on a show here!



Now where were we?...


TRAVIS: "I mean armory officers and helmsmen."

 

[apenpaap]

Malcolm: "I don't think I'm quite ready to have my molecules compressed into a datastream."

 

[ChristopherPike]

^^ Hey, you there in the peanut gallery, keep it down up there! We're puttin' on a show here!

Yeah... Don't make HR go all Christian Bale on your ass.




Mayweather: "They claim it's safe."

 

[cooleddie74]

REED: Do they indeed.

Well I sure hope the Captain doesn't expect us to use it!

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

^^ Hey, you there in the peanut gallery, keep it down up there! We're puttin' on a show here!

Yeah... Don't make HR go all Christian Bale on your ass.

Now that'd make one scary sig.



Travis: "Don't worry. From what I'm told, he wouldn't even put his dog through this thing."

(Prophetic, wasn't he? )

 

[apenpaap]

Reed: "Urgh. This is ridiculous. I ask for plasma coils, and they send me a case of vowel sealant. There's no chance I can have these weapons ready in three days."

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

"valve" sealant

Mayweather: we're just taking a sick man back to his home world. Why do we need weapons?

 

[apenpaap]

Malcolm: "Did you read the profile report on these Klingons?
Apparently they sharpen their teeth before they go into battle."

Travis: ...

Malcolm: "No doubt Mr. Tucker will assure me my equipment will be here tomorrow. "Keep yer shirt on, loo-tenant""

 

[ChristopherPike]

Mayweather: "Is it me, or does the artificial gravity seem a bit heavy?"