TNG Caption This #155 - "Twist and Shout"

[cooleddie74]

MILES:"If you're about to say I have to be the Best Man...I'm beaming my ass out into space."

 

[Shatmandu]

O'Brien: "That's what you get when you have a Pakled photoshop you."

 

[Rat Boy]

O'Brien: "Boy am I glad I'm not an officer. I wouldn't be caught dead in the new dress uniforms."

 

[jep]

O'Brien: "Happy birthday, Barclay!"

Barclay: "I'm sorry, I don't celebrate my birthday anymore... not since that incident at my birthday party years ago when I got drunk and... and... was abused by a Klingon."

O'Brien: "You're kidding me."

Barclay: "No, I'm not. Did you know that Klingons don't just have those ridges on their foreheads? [Shiver]. The pain... oh the pain."

 

[Captain Crow]

O'brien, singing into his invisable Mr. Microphone:
Here he-she is.
Beautiful and radiant as all the stars above.
Here he-she is.
With wonderful turtle headed, dark chocolatey goodness.
Here he-she is.
The most beautiful beauty of them all.
Your Galactic Gorgeous Galaxy 2388 winner.
Miss Mister Worf.

 

[Triskelion]

Shall I beam Keiko up now Chief?
No, tell her the diagnostic burned out the coil.

 

[cooleddie74]

MILES:"Well. On the bright side I know what to tell Jadzia when I finally transfer over to DS9."

 

[jep]

"Oops."



.

 

[cooleddie74]

Space Cocaine is a helluva drug.

 

[jep]

O'Brien: "Ahem.... Reg, I think Wesley was yanking your chain... there's no such thing as transporter fishing."

Barclay: "I.... see."

 

[NathanielM]

MILES O'Brien tries to supress laughter when he noted that Reg had a booger hanging out of his nose.

Reg: <imitating the Wizard of Oz Cowardly Lion> Putem up... Putem uuup.

 

[Captain Crow]

Barclay overcame his holoaddiction only to become addicted to blow up dolls.

 

[JB2005]

And when the solar wind changed, Reg found it wasn't a myth and he really was stuck in that awkward position...

 

[cooleddie74]

Miles couldn't help it.

Watching Reg try to operate a transporter was like giving a hydrospanner to a blind monkey.

"Hold it...hold it...HOLLLLLLLLLLLLD IT...


(*farts loudly*)



Damn. Now what excuse am I gonna give Deanna about my quarters?"

 

[Alrik]

Barclay: "What's the party for?"

O'Brien: "Orders just came through for your transfer to the Hood."

Barclay: "Ouch."

 

[Alrik]

Barclay: "Chief, tell me those aren't what I think they are."

O'Brien: "What? They're two Budweiser Classics."

 

[Alrik]

Barclay: "Oh dear lord. No more cabbage for me."

 

[Rat Boy]

Ceiling Cat: "Oh come on, get on with it! You're boring the hell out of me."

 

[cooleddie74]

Braclay did...indeed...spazz like an Egyptian.

 

[cooleddie74]

MILES:"We done here?

The fourth quarter's about to start...and we still need to hide the weed from Keiko."