Facts About Captain Robau

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Capt Robau was surrounded by Tholians, and made them spell "Some Robau" with their web before letting them go with mercy.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau uses Tholian Webs for birth control.

 

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Robau keeps tribbles well stocked in the loo, just fer wipin' and Qtips.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Tribbles can't even reproduce around Robau.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau spends most Friday nights at Starbase 11 gettin' his swerve on with all the hottest commodore's secretaries.

 

[erebus]

Why does this thread always go in this direction sooner or later?

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Capt Robau was surrounded by Tholians, and made them spell "Some Robau" with their web before letting them go with mercy.

A lot of Win right there!

 

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Robau said "Mmmm, Gorn- tastes like chicken!" following dinner and a belch.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Robau spends most Friday nights at Starbase 11 gettin' his swerve on with all the hottest commodore's secretaries.

Wait - are the commodores hot, or their secretaries?

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau spends most Friday nights at Starbase 11 gettin' his swerve on with all the hottest commodore's secretaries.

Wait - are the commodores hot, or their secretaries?

Robau can score with BOTH.

He's Robau, dammit.

 

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Robau has such intense self-control that while watching his complete TOS boxset in production order, Robau never flinched during ...And The Children Shall Lead. Not Once.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

I heard that Orion girls were not green, nor Andorian women blue, until Robau got with 'em.

 

[Whatever]

Robau is so baddass that an entire movie trilogy is dedicated to his death stare by Paramount ,The Stare, Stare : The Wrath of Robau and finally a culmination in The Blink ,wich is a postapocaliptic flick.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau restocked the entire ship's galley of the Kelvin with nothing but Indian and Pakistani food. And his crew loved it.

 

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I heard that Orion girls were not green, nor Andorian women blue, until Robau got with 'em.

...actually, Orion girls were blue and Andorian's green until Robau had his way...

 

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Robau restocked the entire ship's galley of the Kelvin with nothing but Indian and Pakistani food. And his crew loved it.

Robau smears curry in his armpits every morning.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Robau smears curry in his armpits every morning.

That's how curry gets it's spice.

 

[Islander]

You should see where garlic sauce comes from...

 

[cooleddie74]

Curry was "invented" by Robau during a time travel incident earlier in his career.

 

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When Robau wants his brain teased, he applies a Denevan neural parasite to himself, then wills it off onto his morning plate when the fun is over. Mmmm, Denevan parasite omelette...

http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Neural_parasite_(23rd_century)