For some reason, this brings to mind Captain Robau as Major Payne! (My mind works in mysterious ways... when it works...)Obama: Captain, I imagine you're wondering why I called you, a fictitious dead guy, to the Oval Office.
Robau: I can only assume that a crisis has arisen too big for anyone else to handle.![]()
It's actually a steal from Gilbert Shelton's "Smiling Sergeant Death."
