Facts About Captain Robau

[Daneel]

People continue to debate the origins of the universe needlessly, for the answer is obvious: the universe was violently expelled from Captain Robau's ass.

 

[captcalhoun]

Robau made the One Ring. Sauron just likes to claim he did.

 

[Akiraprise]

What does Robau need with a starship?
Nothing. No galactic barrier is capable of holding Robau.

 

[Galen82]

Robau can score anything... Anything.....

 

[Destructor]

In Soviet Russia, Captain Robau drinks YOU.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain James T. Kirk is the reincarnation of Captain Robau.

 

[Nick Ryder]

^ QFT!

Kirk only exists because Robau let him.

 

[Destructor]

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt — Robau!

 

[Nick Ryder]

Robau's don't die, they just get more awesome.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

FOOLS YOU DARE TO LET THIS THREAD FALL TO PAGE 2 AND THEN PAGE 3! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW F@#KED YOU ALL ARE, FOR ROBAU'S WRATH WILL BE BLOODY AND PAINFUL! BEG, BEG FOR ROBAU"S FORGIVENESS!

 

[SalvorHardin]

Robau's 2 minute appearance in the new movie was enough for Trek to gain universal critical acclaim, become mainstream, attract new fans and make a big box office profit.

 

[Similitude]

Where did this Robau stuff start?

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau is the NuBSG God, and he dosen't like to be called god because he's too badass for even that title. Also whenever anyone complains about the "god did it" ending Robau will either kill you where you stand or throw you into the Trekkie fanpit of death.

 

[SalvorHardin]

Robau did not start.
He has been here all along even before the universe was formed, before the beginning of time

 

[SalvorHardin]

Where did this Robau stuff start?

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=75965

 

[Proxima]

Humans check for the bogey man under their bed, Klingon's check for Robau.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Humans check for the bogey man under their bed, Klingon's check for Robau.

Sadly some have found Robau under their beds and he then ripped their heads off.

 

[sunbari1]

Badass my ass! The fool was terminated by Nero in the first 10 minutes of the movie! LOL!! He was like a dear in headlights when Nero ran at him with his lance. What a pussy!!! I wouldn't be surprised if Robau wet himself first. LOL!!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Badass my ass! The fool was terminated by Nero in the first 10 minutes of the movie! LOL!! He was like a dear in headlights when Nero ran at him with his lance. What a pussy!!! I wouldn't be surprised if Robau wet himself first. LOL!!

Robau has just killed you in 1,138 parallel universes as a warning. Do not take it lightly.

 

[Aragorn]

Clark Kent isn't the last son of Krypton because the planet was destroyed. He's the last son because all the Kryptonian women had sex with Robau and after that Kryptonian men just weren't enough for them.