Captain Robau has THREE scoops of raisins.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau is so badass that no one can be named after him or their entire body will implode.
When Captain Robau goes down stairs, he does it alone (not in pairs) and definitely does not make a slinkety sound.
Captain Robau could make Manny Ramirez shave his own head.
And anyone who complains about it will feel his wrath.
When Robau says "I'll be right back" and goes off by himself, he always returns. Well, except for one time...
All the warriors in Sto-Vo-Kor were so afraid of Robau they all fled in terror and now it's called Ro-Bau-Kor
Robau drinks Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters.
He likes starting out light. Eventually, he moves onto mixed matter/anti matter straight from the warp core.
With a lemon twist.
He likes starting out light. Eventually, he moves onto mixed matter/anti matter straight from the warp core.
With a lemon twist.
Captain Robu reinvented the ball point technology lost during the eugenics wars; Thus ending the long standing tradition of Starfleet cadets dipping little girl's pigtails in inkwells. An important event in Trek history that better damn well be depicted in this movie.
Captain Robau doesn't enjoy being a captain. He corners the market on it.
Plecostomus
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Captain Robau expects 150 more posts before the sun sets.
the sun set an hour ago.
THE SUN IS ONLY ALLOWED TO SET WHEN CAPTAIN ROBAU SAYS SO!
Captain Robau will never give you up or let you down...but if you RickRoll him you're dead.
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one at Captain Robau, and blame it on them. Their whole country will be vapourized. There is the offhand chance that his rage will be great enough to destroy the whole planet, however.
THIS IS NOT YOUR FATHER'S STAR TREK
It's Captain Robu's
It's Captain Robu's
To Captain Robau, "diplomacy" means saying something soothing as you squeeze the trigger.
Plecostomus
Commodore
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