Caption Contest 27: lights, camera, fAIL

[Triskelion]

Well that was a fine run, and a special thanks to Outpost4 in the TOS forum for taking all the delayed-contest fire

Our contest finds champ cooleddie74 taking top honors again! This time with three wins in a single contest, that takes talent and dedication! Great job cool eddie, you never cease to entertain! Also 4th hanson bro finds himself back in the winner's circle for the second week running, with a meta-caption being echoed in the TOS forum! Good on ya mate! (I had to outsource the praise to an Australian firm).

There's also a double win by Rat Boy, always funny funny stuff RB! He's one of those captioners who would handily win every week if it weren't for the other evil geniuses on this board. People like Photoshoppers Extraordinnaires Nerys Myk, and Skywalker!

Each of our winners will be getting their very own:

Mystery Box!!!

<Ooooh Aaaaah Murmur Murmur Murmur>

And now:
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First Image:

T'POL:"Good job, Commander.

You just broke the Internet."

Trip: "Don't go that way. There's a bald dude with a sword through his chest over there."

Second Image:

Phlox: "You know, you could just hit the panic button and we can follow the beeping back to the shuttlepod instead of wandering around in circles."

Third Image:

"T'Pol to bridge.

Captain...it appears Wordforge AND the Trek BBS have both been spiked with an invasive Klingon subroutine! Epic Fail is spreading like a pathogen across cyberspace!"

Fourth Image:

Archer: "No nicks or cuts?"

Hoshi: "None."

HOSHI:"I'm a talented communications officer and translator, sir...but NO.

I have no clue how to change your ringtone from Faith of the Heart to something else."

Photoshop Award:

T'POL: No, I will not refer to you as the greatest criminal mind of our time.

T'Pol: "What the...?"

Congratulations Winners!


Now open your Mystery Box!

You get:

Hypos of cordrazine and viagara...

a case of Phlox's specimen jars...

and one slightly used dermal regenerator!



And each of our captioners will be taking home:

A pair of old man pants!

...and a year's supply of Rice-a-Roni!
It's the San Francisco Treat!


Our next contest:

We'll pull a Mel Brooks and step out of the frame for a look behind the scenes, as well as a dejected Archer awaiting his Judgment, sulking like Achilles in his tent without a tentpole.

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Now whip out the funny!

 

[Rat Boy]

Trineer: "Why'd I blow all that autograph money on horse races?"

Cameraman: "I'm getting some glare off her abs. Someone mind putting some makeup on her?"

*whole crew rushes over*

Kolos: "Drink. It'll make the shower situation slightly bearable."

 

[cooleddie74]

CONNOR:"Damn.

My stock in AIG just went through the floor.

I'm gonna kill Scott for this."

Knocking out Jolene with a piece of set pottery was the easy part.

Conniving someone into giving her the Cleveland Steamer was the next step.

KOLLOS:"Here.

Two swigs of this, and you won't even CARE the guard is raping you."

 

[cooleddie74]

"The Bills lost ANOTHER Super Bowl?

Pussies."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Trineer: Lousy Dodgers.

Director: Fluffer for Trineer!

Kolos: Sometimes a man can tell his bartender what he'll never tell his lawyer.

 

[Skywalker]

Connor: "Hey, Scott, check it out! There's a message in this box score! It says 'ooooooo'!"
Scott: "Connor, that's a no-hitter."

Connor: "Any chance we could turn the cameras off for a few minutes?"

Kolos: "Want some cocoa? It's got marshmallows."

 

[Triskelion]

Braga did alright with my green umbrella/sports page diva demands. Let's see if he comes through with the red gator boots.

Connor: I'm not gonna touch her! You touch her! Tee hee!

Kolos: The Klingon High Council doesn't care if you have a shy bladder; they want that specimen and they told me to watch you do it.
Archer: Yeah but you don't have to groan when I do it.

 

[Triskelion]

Berman did alright with my green umbrella/sports page diva demands. Let's see if he comes through with the red gator boots.

Connor: I'm not gonna touch her! You touch her! Tee hee!

Kolos: The Klingon High Council doesn't care if you have a shy bladder; they want that specimen and they told me to watch you do it.
Archer: Yeah but you don't have to moan when I do it.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kolos: Do not fret, human. It happens to Klingons all the time.
Archer: Really?
Kolos: Nah. We are strong like targ.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kolos: Do not fret, human. It happens to Klingons all the time.
Archer: Really?

Kolos: "No, we never double post. It offends the sensibilities of Kahless to no end."

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

Also 4th hanson bro finds himself back in the winner's circle for the second week running, with a meta-caption being echoed in the TOS forum! Good on ya mate! (I had to outsource the praise to an Australian firm).

Maybe I should quit while I'm ahead. Thanks for the win again.

Mystery Box

!!!

<Ooooh Aaaaah Murmur Murmur Murmur>

Congratulations Winners!


Now open your Mystery Box!

You get:

Hypos of cordrazine and viagara...

a case of Phlox's specimen jars...

and one slightly used dermal regenerator!



And each of our captioners will be taking home:

A pair of old man pants!

...and a year's supply of Rice-a-Roni!
It's the San Francisco Treat!

But with prizes like these, who can walk away?

Conner (to cameraman): "Helen Noel she ain't."

 

[Triskelion]

sorry folks for the dbl post, what was that?

4th hanson bro, glad you like the prizes!

 

[Mistral]

Archer: "My mommy said I shouldn't take things from strangers."

 

[Mistral]

Trip: "So Madden finally retired. Now if we could just get Favre to pack it in-well, I'll be gosh-darned!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Mixing the roofies with Jolene's potatochips was about to pay off.

 

[cooleddie74]

CONNOR:"Water polo's gettin' popular?

That'll never pan out."

CONNOR:"Talk about a glass RACK! She went down in two seconds flat!"

KOLLOS:"Here.

We Klingons consider backwash and Zima dishonorable. You have nothing to fear."

 

[cooleddie74]

KOLLOS:"I promise...on my sacred honor as a Klingon.

I won't take advantage of your Earther cornhole after you drink this."

 

[Mistral]

Trineer looked on in amusement as the crew fought it out to decide "Who gets to pop the last button?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kolos: Now I shall read bad poetry and you shall hurl things at me.

 

[Shatmandu]

Gort: "Care for a shot of Canceled?"