SHATNER:"Does this make my ass look big?"
HUNTER:"No, Bill.
Your ASS makes your ass look big."
TOS Caption Contest #133 - Alternate Universe
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SHATNER:"Does this make my ass look big?"
HUNTER:"No, Bill.
Your ASS makes your ass look big."
Pike: Kirk, I can see right through to your brain. It looks like...Caption Contest #134!
Kirk: There's no such thing as Caption Cont-
Pike: Durrrrrrrrrrr.
PIKE:"Impressed?"
KIRK:"She's not my last date. But she's a nice ship."
SHATNER: I liked your performance in "Goodfellas"
HUNTER: That wasn 't me.
SHATNER: You sure? It looked like you.
HUNTER: Not me.
SHATNER: I dont know. It really looked like you.
HUNTER: It wasnt me! I had been dead for 20 years when that film was made!!!
SHATNER: You sure?
HUNTER: (sighs)
I've had so much Taco Bell I just put a big ass shat in the chair! Olé!
Kirk: Still here, huh?
Pike: We sure as beep are.
Kirk: Outpost says he'll change out the contest tonght.
Pike: I've heard that beeping story before.
Kirk: What's with all the beeps?
Pike: Shut the beeping beep up, Kirk.
Kirk: Does that mean "no"?
Well covered.
McCOY:"Jim, you're eating too many chimichongas and drinkin' too many tequila shots.
And it's not just your GUT that's suffering."
SCOTTY:"Aye.
I...I mean...SI!
The Captain's lost it!!"
SCOTTY:"Aye.
I...I mean...SI!
The Captain's lost it!!"
He needs more non-fat latte's.
McCoy: "When we get back to the waiting room, this hat goes up your ass, fatboy."
KIRK:"Lay in a course for Popeye's Chicken and ChiChi's...but not too fast. High warp makes my gut jiggle."
Kirk: I can't hear you over the awsomeness of my man boobs.
Kirk: Sorry guys we can't afford a bobble head chihuahua so we'll have to make do with my bobbling man boobs.
KIRK:"Odd."
PIKE:"What's that?"
KIRK:"A word used to describe something strange or unusual. A synonym. But that's not important right now!"
Kirk: "Alright boys, it's time to take this entourage to Mexico. Pronto! Sulu, lay in a course..."
Scotty: "Let's stop a wee bit o'er at Scotland first. After that Kelvan polished off mee stash o' precious whisky, I'm needin' a replenishment."
Sulu: "Ah, there's nothing I enjoy more than 'laying in a course.' If you know what I mean (grin)."
"Luke, I am your sister! *pause* Alright, who's writing this crap?!?"
Kirk: "I was a young man when this contest began!"
McCoy: "I was alive!"
Scotty: "Me, too!"
Pike: I can see the join line of your hair piece.
Kirk: Shut up.
Pike: It's not even the same color as your real hair.
Kirk: I said shut up.