TOS Caption Contest #133 - Alternate Universe

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk: "You think Outpost4 is okay?"
Pike: "Yes. He's just busy. Don't be a worrywart, you big pansy."
Kirk, agitated: "Stick it up your ass."
Pike, amused: "Fuck you."
Kirk, pissed: "At least I don't end up with my dong burnt off and my head sticking out of a rolling toaster."
Pike, no longer amused: "Isn't even really me in that chair, man. How dare you?"
Kirk: "I 'dare' like this ... <steps away, then uses Bridge rail to give Pike a Flying Kirk Butt Punch>"

Then he falls off the bridge rail, which lands on him.

PIke: I'll bet that was fun!!!!! (laughs)

 

[Gary7]

Pike: "You can cheat death, Jim. But you can't cheat old age..."

 

[Gary7]

Shatner: "Surprise!! Bet you never thought you'd see me again. Thought I'd stay dead, eh? Ha! Kirk lives!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Ayleborne: The riff raff allowed to ascend to "godhood" these days, tragic.

Claymare: Physical bodies. How quaint.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "We're still here, huh?"
Pike: "Yep."
Kirk: "Man."
Pike: "Sucks, huh?"
Kirk: "Yeah. I'm anxious to get back to the contest character waiting room."
Pike: "Oh, yeah? Got plans?"
Kirk: "Grignak is loaning me his futon, so I can get me some of that Vina. Hump or not, I'm going to see how many holes the Talosians gave her."
<Pike blinks and then, fuming, leaves.>

 

[Nerys Myk]

PIKE: "Meh, I was gonna choose Colt anyway."

 

[M'Sharak]

Kirk: What do your instruments say, Mr. Jones?
Ensign Jones: They say we're manufactured. To that we all agree, so make
your choice and we'll rejoice in never being free.

Mitchell: Got an urge...
Scotty: Got a surge!
McCoy: And it's out of control...

 

[Gepard]

These TOS caption contests may be the greatest things ever committed to cyberspace. The sheer insane creativity is unreal.

I mean that.

 

[Gary7]

^^ It's been a blast helping make some of them happen and to see what others come up with. A number of folks here have a great sense of humor, too (wish I could be as witty!). In an odd way, they make me appreciate the series even more.

 

[Triskelion]

 

[Rat Boy]

Ayelborne: "I say, is there actually anything left of the original picture here?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Leave the gun.

Take the electronic beeping wheelchair."

 

[cooleddie74]

AYELBORNE:"Good job, Trefayne.

Another gay stag party. When will you LEARN about these corporeals?"

 

[Shatmandu]

^^ It's been a blast helping make some of them happen and to see what others come up with. A number of folks here have a great sense of humor, too (wish I could be as witty!). In an odd way, they make me appreciate the series even more.

I agree with you and Gep: these are a hoot. I especially like it when one person builds on what another has done.

The only issue I have with the contests is, when I'm watching an episode and it comes to a shot that we've used and abused, my brain runs through the captions and I lose track of the show.

Spock touching the chin of the Tribble-tittied girl in Shore Leave, for instance. The episode was over before I stopped giggling over that one.

Joe, gets odd looks

 

[Shatmandu]

In lieu of a changeover, here's a picture of my kids from just last night:

Darth Sister: "If this is a consular ship...where is the Ambassador?"

 

[Gary7]

In lieu of a changeover, here's a picture of my kids from just last night:

Darth Sister: "If this is a consular ship...where is the Ambassador

Cute!

Darth Sister: "Never underestimate the power of the force, little brother. Now hand over those cookies!"

 

[Gary7]

McCoy: "Well... I suppose it was bound to happen sooner or later."

Scotty: "I'll be off to get the tacos and sangria."

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatmandu Jr.: "Great, more Star Wars in the Star Trek caption contests."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Can we get better duty shirts around here, Chris?

Sand color makes my gut look bigger than it needs to be."

 

[Gary7]

Shatner: "How can you stand these velor shirts under all those blazing hot stage lights?"
Hunter: "If you think polyester is going to be any better, think again."