Your biggest sex fantasy

[Holdfast]

I wanna make love to the most beautiful woman in the world in front of a mirror while every member of this board stands behinds us and watches and cries while I look at their reflection in the mirror and point and laugh.

You do realise if you're looking at us during the sex, you're really fantasising about screwing US, don't you? I feel... violated.

That post goes so well with your avatar.

She has a way with words.

^
See. Now a full night of hot-steamy lovin with a young Julie Andrews is something I can get behind. ...er literally.

Only if she dresses up as Mary.

My fantasy is to have sex whilst stuck upside-down in a chimney stack.

That's one way to ensure the chick will have a smokin' hot body.

 

[hellsgate]

Hmmm...not a single reaction to my last entry. I must be losing my touch.

 

[Lookingglassman]

I'm back in the Army and running over some terrorist with my tank. Suddenly a beautiful Bedouin arab chick comes running out of her tent with chocolate milkshake with no ice chunks in it in a frosted glass and holds it while I sip it slowly through a straw. She then uses her head towel thing to wipe my lips before she plants a nice wet kiss on them and pledges her undying love. I then climb back on my tank and run over more terrorist!

 

[CorporalClegg]

My fantasy is to have sex whilst stuck upside-down in a chimney stack.

That's one way to ensure the chick will have a smokin' hot body.

You didn't really think that was funny, did you?

 

[Emher]

^^^^^^
Interesting... Any words of advice from the master?

It's all about your "sales pitch." You have to present yourself as interesting, not some dull sex-obsessed Trekker looking to watch chicks make out while you beat it like you owe yourself money.

Not saying you do that, but we've seen plenty of personal ads that come across that way.

PM me or look me up on MSN and I'll see if I can give some pointers.

Aaand this is where I fail. I'm terrible at selling myself (nor taking credit for that matter), and I'm not the most physically appealing dude. Working on the latter, confused as how to quite fix the former.

In any case all this orgy things sounds like great fun...but as I've said earlier I should just get that pesky virginity thing taken care of first.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

My fantasy is to have sex whilst stuck upside-down in a chimney stack.

That's one way to ensure the chick will have a smokin' hot body.

You didn't really think that was funny, did you?

Of course he does. "Chim-chim-cherrie" and all that...

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Your biggest sex fantasy

I'd like to bang Galactus. I'm not gay, but I mean, c'mon, it's Galactus. It's like the Everest of sexual conquests.

 

[David cgc]

I'm glad somebody else read it that way. As soon as I saw "biggest," I immediately thought of Brannon Braga's famous story. But then I realized I needed to top it. So, I guess the biggest (as in size) fantasy I could conceive of would be crawling inside a 50 foot tall woman, while she crawls inside of a five hundred foot tall Brannon Braga, who is in turn crawling inside of a five thousand foot tall woman. And, what the hell, she's up in a fifty thousand foot Braga. It's just women and Bragas, all the way down. That's pretty damn big. Though, oddly, not at all erotic or enjoyable. I guess size really doesn't count for everything.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

Your biggest sex fantasy

I'm not gay, but I mean, c'mon, it's Galactus.

There's always a "but" in there.

 

[RJDiogenes]

And Galactus has a big one.

 

[TheLonelySquire]

I have a Brazilian wife so I'm pretty much covered.

However, from a romantic standpoint we are planning to each take seperate routes to Chicago and meet up in a jazz club (something like Riker and Minuet), dressed to the nines, top notch restaurant, fabulous hotel, etc.

 

[JuanBolio]

I have a Brazilian wife so I'm pretty much covered.

Nice. I love brazilianfacials dot com.

 

[Jax]

I don't think I have one overall fantasy but I guess I have a few things that I might daydream about when am really bored though if I told you them I would have to kill you

 

[Gryffindorian]

A groupie with all my favorite superheroes and toons.

* DC Characters: Nightwing, Flash (Wally West), Green Lantern (Kyle Rayner), Zatanna

* Marvel: Emma Frost, Angel, Iceman

* Streetfigther IV: Cammy, Ken Masters, Fei Long, Vega

 

[Similitude]

Be with a real submissive girl who wants me to be real physical with her. Like extremely physical lol.

 

[TheLonelySquire]

I have a Brazilian wife so I'm pretty much covered.

Nice. I love brazilianfacials dot com.

It's so hard to tell what kind of women you're into these days, what with all the tentacles in the way!

 

[exodus]

I have a Brazilian wife so I'm pretty much covered.

Nice. I love brazilianfacials dot com.

It's so hard to tell what kind of women you're into these days, what with all the tentacles in the way!

Beautiful, freakin' beautiful!!!

 

[exodus]

Well, I can tell you that whatever problems I might have, being an ass isn't one of them. I strive to be as polite and respectful as possible -- especially when dealing with the fairer sex.

So, you're politely & respectfully looking for a partner to gear up to take her to a swingers party to have sex with other men.

 

[Plecostomus]

Well, I can tell you that whatever problems I might have, being an ass isn't one of them. I strive to be as polite and respectful as possible -- especially when dealing with the fairer sex.

So, you're politely & respectfully looking for a partner to gear up to take her to a swingers party to have sex with other men.

The funny part is there are women out there who would be totally down with that.

Good luck finding one, they tend to get claimed rather quickly.

 

[JuanBolio]

I have a Brazilian wife so I'm pretty much covered.

Nice. I love brazilianfacials dot com.

It's so hard to tell what kind of women you're into these days, what with all the tentacles in the way!

I was more interested in the squid, really. I was hungry and I happen to love calamari.