Your biggest sex fantasy
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My biggest fantasy is that I have Jennifer Love Hewitt, Mariah Carey, and Salma Hayek completely nude in my living room. They break out the oil and start rubbing it all over themselves. Then they start kissing and fondling each other. Then they break out into a full on daisy chain. Then the door rings and it is some guy with a monkey.
Crusher Disciple?
Someone had to say it.
Someone had to say it.
I must be too ordinary. I don't think I have any fantasies.
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My biggest sex fantasy?
I'd like to go down on the Statue of Liberty!
I'd like to go down on the Statue of Liberty!
^ So you've always carried a torch for her, then? 
To have a schoolgirl with glasses smoke a big cigar while giving me a blowjob, and letting me cum on her face.
I would say mother/son incest, but I'm not at all attracted to my mom. I like the idea of it, but I'd need a different mother to actually live it out and get anything from it.
I would say mother/son incest, but I'm not at all attracted to my mom. I like the idea of it, but I'd need a different mother to actually live it out and get anything from it.
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Indeed good sir, indeed.
. I do believe that Plecostomus may be within our fraternity as well. Anything else would probably mean my arrest on a variety of charges or wanting to gouge my eyeballs out afterwards. So I think Im set.
Yes, you can. You just need one kick ass partner or spouse. Or just run of the mill fantasies for some.Surely you can't have lived them all out?
Oh I think it might be a case of the rumor mill not being too far from the truth.One could draw some conclusions from this...*fires up rumor mill*
I'd like to try swinging/swapping... or just a good old-fashioned orgy. You know, something in a group -- the more the merrier. 
Alas, being single, this is pretty much an impossible dream at the moment. I'd need to find a lady who is open-minded about matters of sexuality, and (forgive me if this seems to be a generalization) I've found they are few and far between.
I've been trying to find someone who might share my interests on some on-line dating sites, and there do appear to be a few people, but I never seem to have any luck in communicating with them. Perhaps that's not so surprising, however -- I'm sure women like that are very popular on those sites (or just a scammer, but I think I've gotten reasonably good at telling the real ones from the fake ones).
I haven't given up yet though -- the search continues!
Alas, being single, this is pretty much an impossible dream at the moment. I'd need to find a lady who is open-minded about matters of sexuality, and (forgive me if this seems to be a generalization) I've found they are few and far between.
I've been trying to find someone who might share my interests on some on-line dating sites, and there do appear to be a few people, but I never seem to have any luck in communicating with them. Perhaps that's not so surprising, however -- I'm sure women like that are very popular on those sites (or just a scammer, but I think I've gotten reasonably good at telling the real ones from the fake ones).
I haven't given up yet though -- the search continues!
Shave your pubes first, nothing spoils the mood like genitals on fire.
Oh, my fantasy girl knows how to handle long, hot cylinders with style and grace.
It starts off when the sexy Librarian takes off her clothes to reveal a Supergirl costume....
TSQ.
oh, come ON, we all knew i was going to say that!
srsly, it's either one of two girls i work with, a girl who works in the bookies, the girl across the road or a girl from college. or sometimes, combinations
oh, come ON, we all knew i was going to say that!
srsly, it's either one of two girls i work with, a girl who works in the bookies, the girl across the road or a girl from college. or sometimes, combinations
I don't really have a consistent fantasy, actually. Different things may cross my mind at different times, but no one thing on any regular basis.
Once upon a time, it may have been about a certain starship captain, but I would suppose that's pretty common around here.
Once upon a time, it may have been about a certain starship captain, but I would suppose that's pretty common around here.
The answers to all your questions is "Yes".
One could draw some conclusions from this...
No saddle, 12V battery with jumper cables, or spurs? Pfffftttt. Amateur.
I wouldn't really care what they got up to long as none of them attempt to act or sing, or in Carey's case, talk.
You're mean.
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I'd have to say that getting invited back to a couple's hotel room while I'm innocently eating dinner one night. Four to five months later, she shows up SEVERELY pregnant in the same restaurant & extremely in-the-mood.
Or version 2, I end-up an amateur porn star on camcorder with a very open-minded, buxom 40-something (currently lactating) female.
(One that loves to be pregnant despite the fact her hubby doesn't want another kid, but the guy's a hardcore misogynist, so she doesn't pay him a lot of attention.)
There's *no* birth control implants/condoms/pill/three-month shot/diaphragm used. In the shower, on the floor, over the furniture.
Or version 2, I end-up an amateur porn star on camcorder with a very open-minded, buxom 40-something (currently lactating) female.
(One that loves to be pregnant despite the fact her hubby doesn't want another kid, but the guy's a hardcore misogynist, so she doesn't pay him a lot of attention.)
There's *no* birth control implants/condoms/pill/three-month shot/diaphragm used. In the shower, on the floor, over the furniture.
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