Gilligan isn't Crichton, so the others have to take up the slack of survival, with Gilligan helping out, and as I said before, he sabatoges their efforts every time they're all on the verge of leaving.
A great ending for the show would be for them to realize that Gilligan is the one keeping them there, and devising a plan in secret to leave that does not involve him. They succeed at it, and Gilligan is left there when they are rescued/leave the island in a ship of their own making. Gilligan is left to fend for himself, learns how to do so (he has an advantage, since all of the structures he helped build are already built, so he won't be cold and wet when it rains!) Gilligan survives, and because he has to catch coconuts and fish, he grows and becomes more mature, although he becomes angry with every passing day at the betrayal of his 'friends' (who help out by periodically dropping off 'care packages.') Eventually, they arrange for him to get off of the island-or somebody takes pity on him and rescues him-and he returns to civillization, where he tearfully and angrily confronts each of them as to why they left without him. They tell him that they all had lives to live, and that they didn't want to spend all that time with an arrested development case stuck at the age of ten who treated the island as his own private kingdom with subjects to help him out of his messes. Gilligan realizes that they were right in leaving him there, eventually gets over it, goes back to school (vocational school for adults?) and gets a job driving a taxi, eventually befrending the owner of a diner, becoming BFF's, and being best man at the man's wedding. He does not see his former friends ever again, though-and the feeling is mutual.
Actually, Gilligan's Island was...RY'LEH!!!
All the people who 'left' the island were instead fed to the Old Ones.
Except for Don Rickles, who is in fact one of Nylathrotep's many aliases.
what we need is a darker style Gilligan's Island where they all have to REALLY fend for thier survival, and later we learn that Gilligan has been fucking up all the escape attempts for his own sinister reasons
Gilligan isn't Crichton, so the others have to take up the slack of survival, with Gilligan helping out, and as I said before, he sabatoges their efforts every time they're all on the verge of leaving.
Usually. Gilligan didn't always screw up; sometimes it was the folly of other characters on the island, or some odd quirk of the guest stars, or unforgiving nature, or whatever.
In the Filmation animated series The New Adventures of Gilligan, the formula was essentially reversed -- in most episodes, the rest of the castaways got caught up in some folly such as greed or infighting or whatever that put their rescue or their lives in danger, and Gilligan was the innocent one whose purity saved the others from themselves. I think there was at least one episode of the original series that was like that too.
A great ending for the show would be for them to realize that Gilligan is the one keeping them there, and devising a plan in secret to leave that does not involve him. They succeed at it, and Gilligan is left there when they are rescued/leave the island in a ship of their own making. Gilligan is left to fend for himself, learns how to do so (he has an advantage, since all of the structures he helped build are already built, so he won't be cold and wet when it rains!) Gilligan survives, and because he has to catch coconuts and fish, he grows and becomes more mature, although he becomes angry with every passing day at the betrayal of his 'friends' (who help out by periodically dropping off 'care packages.') Eventually, they arrange for him to get off of the island-or somebody takes pity on him and rescues him-and he returns to civillization, where he tearfully and angrily confronts each of them as to why they left without him. They tell him that they all had lives to live, and that they didn't want to spend all that time with an arrested development case stuck at the age of ten who treated the island as his own private kingdom with subjects to help him out of his messes. Gilligan realizes that they were right in leaving him there, eventually gets over it, goes back to school (vocational school for adults?) and gets a job driving a taxi, eventually befrending the owner of a diner, becoming BFF's, and being best man at the man's wedding. He does not see his former friends ever again, though-and the feeling is mutual.
Uhh... did you forget that it was a comedy? Geez, do you want to see Elmer Fudd skin, roast, and eat Bugs Bunny next?
Dude, I don't care-it was, and really is, a shitty show. Bob Denver was better as Rufus Butterworth on The Good Guys-the comedy was sensilbly based in reality, and Rufus was a fully functioning adult caught up in comedic situations instead of a man-child stuck at 10 years of age. That show should have lasted longer but died due to low ratings-too bad Gilligan's Island couldn't end up the same way.
what we need is a darker style Gilligan's Island where they all have to REALLY fend for thier survival, and later we learn that Gilligan has been fucking up all the escape attempts for his own sinister reasons
In a real Gilligan's Island wouldn''t the rest have immediately killed and eaten the skipper?
After all he was big, meaty, and they hardly needed a charter ship captain anymore.
Then Gilligan and the Professor would've offed the Howell's leaving them with Ginger and Mary Ann all to themselves.
Gilligan is an immature man-child who is emotionally and mentally stuck at 10. None of the ladies would want him, except maybe as a pity date/pity screw. The Professor would get rid of him, and then have the two girls to himself.![]()
Gilligan is an immature man-child who is emotionally and mentally stuck at 10. None of the ladies would want him, except maybe as a pity date/pity screw.
You have to look at the whole cast. Gilligan was simply the most extreme example of the bunch; they were all eccentric, and prone to odd quirks that sometimes worked to scuttle the rescues. Just like with Maxwell Smart : its easy to see that he's a nincompoop, a little bit harder to see that, while functional, 99 and the Chief still transact in that insane world, and are part of its - pardon the expression-chaos. Or even Archie Bunker. We forget that almost all the other characters, while more reasonable-sounding, were caricatures like him.
Gilligan's Island was a great show-- I don't know where people get the idea that something has to be realistic to be good. It was Vaudeville and slapstick, and it was silly. But it was also about a group of very diverse people, the essence of certain types, forced to live and work together; while they constantly got on each other's nerves, they also genuinely liked each other and supported each other.
Yup. I love that sort of thing.But on the show, no matter how much the other characters yelled at Gilligan and criticized him, when the chips were down they all rallied behind him and took care of him and made it clear that they loved him. And that was very moving to me, that sense of acceptance and belonging.
Join the ranks of the Gilligan fans.Okay, I give up, and bow to the superior knowledge of you guys. I accept that Gilligan's Island isn't that bad.![]()
One of us... one of us...
What's scary is, I can cite from memory all the words to 'Neither A Borrower Nor A Lender Be' from GI's Musical Hamlet.
What's scary is, I can cite from memory all the words to 'Neither A Borrower Nor A Lender Be' from GI's Musical Hamlet.
That episode was my introduction to Shakespeare as a child.
"Neither a Borrower nor a Lender Be!
Do not forget! STAY out of Debt!
Think twice and take this good advice from me!
Guard that old solvency! There's just one other thing
You ought to do! To thine own self be TRUE!"
What's scary is, I can cite from memory all the words to 'Neither A Borrower Nor A Lender Be' from GI's Musical Hamlet.
That episode was my introduction to Shakespeare as a child.
"Neither a Borrower nor a Lender Be!
Do not forget! STAY out of Debt!
Think twice and take this good advice from me!
Guard that old solvency! There's just one other thing
You ought to do! To thine own self be TRUE!"
That's true for a lot of people. But then, how many of us were introduced to Wagnerian opera by Bugs Bunny?
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