Caption Contest 26: sehlat got your tongue

[Triskelion]

Hoshi: Captain, he's saying "Fine little girl waits for me, Catch a ship across the sea, Sail that ship about, all alone, Never know if I make it home" and then in this next part he says -

T'Pol: Louie Louie, oh no! Me gotta go! Aye-yi-yi-yi! I said Louie Louie, oh baby! Me gotta go!

Archer: Geez, even T'Pol knows that part, Hoshi.

Ugh. Klingon pop-ups. No, I don't want any ridge enlargements, thank you.

And in your fantasy, T'Pol, we've got to eat our way out of the Marshmellow Dungeon?
I'm starving, Trip. And FYI, in the 22nd century it's pronounced marshmallon.

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"YOU make the call, Hoshi. I always get butterflies."

HOSHI:"I can't believe it. Captain of the first Warp Five starship...hero of the Xindi mission...and you can't place a simple prank phone call to a Chinese restaurant.

Pathetic."

T'POL:"Hu Flung Pu?

I just don't get it."

"T'Pol to Commander Tucker.

The Klingon LOLtargs are back."

TRIP:"This is your mind?

Wow. Guess you're even more dull than I thought. We're through."

 

[Triskelion]

^ LOLtargs
So that inspired me:

 

[cooleddie74]

HOSHI:"Well, sir...if you don't already know how to upload files into your iPod Nano, I can't help you. I'm a communications officer and translator...NOT tech support."

"Odd.

The user's manual says the monitor isn't supposed to malfunction and become useless until the SECOND week."

T'POL:"Where are we?"

TRIP:"It's all white...featureless...dull...and there's an odd smell like fish.

I'm guessing...Norway?"

 

[Rat Boy]

It wasn't the Klingon writing she minded, it was the fact that it showed that her shares of General Motors were falling like the show's ratings.

 

[Nerys Myk]

T'Pol discovers a Klingon slashfic site.

 

[cooleddie74]

T'Pol was never a fan of the stupid-looking graemlins and smilies Trip programmed into the ship's online message board.

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"ASK FOR DIRECTIONS, you said.


If we ever manage to get back to Enterprise? NEVER speak to me again."

 

[Skywalker]

Archer: "Hey, Hoshi, I can post in the T.H.U.G. thread on my iPhone, right?"
T'Pol: "The what thread?"
Hoshi: "Oops."

T'Pol: "Doctor, perhaps you could explain this 'T.H.U.G.' phenomenon to me."
Phlox: "Sorry, Sub-Commander, but I'm just as much in the dark as you are."
T'Pol: "I suppose I'll just have to find out on my own."

T'Pol: "What the...?"

Trip: "Uh, where am I?"
T'Pol: "You didn't really think you could hide from me aboard Columbia, did you?"
Trip: "Uh oh..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

TRIP: Looks like its gonna take a longer time getting from here to there that we thought.

 

[cooleddie74]

HOSHI:"I'm a talented communications officer and translator, sir...but NO.

I have no clue how to change your ringtone from Faith of the Heart to something else."

PHLOX:"I'm still hungry, Ensign.

Have you ever had the boiled flesh of space kittens?"

T'POL:"T'Pol to Captain.

Sir, the Trek BBS just jumped the shark. It aimed for Epic All-Time Win...but just officially became The All-Trip Tucker Autograph Page."

TRIP:"Damn.

When I told Malcolm and Travis to repaint the cargo bay in a lighter color I didn't think they'd take it THIS literally."

 

[Triskelion]

T'Pol: Eggshell? Or Ivory?
Trip: Crap.

Trip: T'Pol it's your mind. You don't need green screen. And what's with the aliasing?
T'Pol: You want the free package, this is what you get.

 

[cooleddie74]

"No flash holography, T'Pol.

Please.

I think even YOUR retinas would melt or implode into a singularity!"

 

[Alrik]

Phlox: "What ever you do, Subcommander, do not walk into the light."

Trip: "He told ya not to walk into the light. Ya' know, with ears like that, I thought yer listining skills would be better."

 

[cooleddie74]

PHLOX:"I hope you brought your change purse with you, Ensign.

The air trams stopped running at 1800 hours, I'm dead broke and we're going to have to take a hovertaxi back to Starfleet."

TRIP:"So this is the fan reaction to our finale?

WOW. I...I never knew...

Why is it so damn COLD in here?!"

 

[cooleddie74]

T'Pol didn't understand at first, but with her Vulcan learning and logic skills she rapidly mastered DONKEY KONG.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TRIP: Is that a Wampa?

 

[Shatmandu]

Tucker: "I don't care: I have got to take a shit <walks ten feet away, removes overalls, pinches loaf>."

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"Not a single picture or potted plant?

DAMN. This sunnuvabitch is broke."

 

[cooleddie74]

"T'Pol to Archer.

I've finished installing Windows 2160. There might be a slight...delay...in download time for a day or two, though."