And on May 9th he'll go out for an egg creme. Maybe a latte. Nothing fancy.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Plecostomus
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Captain Robau LOVES A Flock of Seagulls and does NOT approve of your attitude.
Captain Robau doesn't drink that weak ass pissing water called V-8. When Robau wants a V-8 he rips one out of a passing sports car and eats it while IT IS STILL RUNNING.
Robau's number is 867-5309. He's been known to give out 99 luftballoons on dates. You can blind Robau with science.
At least his phone number has zero in the proper spot.
The international access code is 0.
Captain Robau LOVES A Flock of Seagulls and does NOT approve of your attitude.
Don't you worry. Captain Robau is cool with it. After all, he had a similar hairdo when he was still in his teens...
http://lamoretta.typepad.com/.a/6a00e5520c9867883301127914e29728a4-800wi
Captain Robau approves of the new forum title.
Plecostomus
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This is Captain Robau's favorite day of the year. As I speak he is engaged in wholesale slaughter of tens of thousands of fools all over the globe.
As opposed to the 1500-2400 that he normally wacks per day.
As opposed to the 1500-2400 that he normally wacks per day.
J.J. Abrams' Captain Robau
100% less hair and 75% more badass than Rick Berman's Captain Robau
100% less hair and 75% more badass than Rick Berman's Captain Robau
Emperor Palpatine is Captain Robau's poolboy.
Captain Robau owns every Beatles album ever made on implanted cranial chip.
Plecostomus
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Captain Robau expects you to stop reading this thread and START POSTING MORE DAMN IT.
Plecostomus
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The end of the new movie involves a scene where Captain Robau barges into the Vulcan system aboard the newly commissioned Fanwanker-class Ultra-Ultra-Dreadnought USS Killfuck Soulsplitter and proceeds to totally thrash Romulan ass using every gimmic ever seen mentioned or used in Trek Lore. This ship is so bad-ass it fires full-sized copies of the Scimitar out of its torpedo-tubes and it's shields consist of a regenerating dense could of fully operational 1" long Defiants from Deep Space Nine.
The USS Kelvin is what he putters around in during the week and when it is raining out. The USS Killfuck Soulsplitter is his weekend ride.
The USS Kelvin is what he putters around in during the week and when it is raining out. The USS Killfuck Soulsplitter is his weekend ride.
Robaued - to get a bitch slap so epic that it splits every atom in your body and in anything your body has contact with causing you and he surrounding 10 mile to instantly nuclearly explode.
Plecostomus
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Robau finds your use of the term "nuclearly explode" offensive and hereby sentences you to scrub the surface of a nearby black hole with a toothbrush.
Get to it. *clap*
Get to it. *clap*
Robau is hungry like the Wolf. The Wolf wishes it was hungry like Robau...
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