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Sex offer from student

^heh, i'm the only man in my office, I was told that i'm here as a token (what they DON'T know is that my aunt has a say in who is allowed into the labs, and I have a feeling that after this project is finished, that this firm won't be getting any repeat buisness from them) that I shouldn't even consider advancement, and that if I even looked at anyone funny there would be hell to pay

Why exactly isn't the company you work for handing over every penny it makes to you after you won your discrimination case against them ?
 
Wow. I've often wondered if this kind of stuff goes on. I have to say, I don't know if I'd have had the willpower to turn her down!

Just parse it in terms of what she's really suggesting... "I'll give you one orgasm and herpes in exchange for a good grade." That'll make it much easier to reject.
 
Wow. I've often wondered if this kind of stuff goes on. I have to say, I don't know if I'd have had the willpower to turn her down!

I'd have told her she was getting F Minus and said if she wanted her grade to get to an A+ she'd have to ride me for each grade increase.

F-
F
F+
E-
E
E+
D-
D
D+
C-
C
C+
B-
B
B+
A-
A
A+

Wow! that's 17 times! :drool:
 
^I would hope those 17 times are enjoyable because they're not going to mean a damned thing when teacher gets fired and student gets kicked out.
 
^I would hope those 17 times are enjoyable because they're not going to mean a damned thing when teacher gets fired and student gets kicked out.
Its at the university level. No one is going to get fired or kicked out.
 
^I would hope those 17 times are enjoyable because they're not going to mean a damned thing when teacher gets fired and student gets kicked out.
Its at the university level. No one is going to get fired or kicked out.

A student having sex with a professor is one thing, they're consenting adults.

A student giving sexual favours in return for better grades is another.
 
This thread just reminds me too much of a girl I went to school with who's now married to our PE teacher. They claim not to have been seeing each other before they left school, though...

His wife was still upset though. She made him sleep in the garden.
 
It's funny to see that old joke actually come to life. Unfortunately, if anything like that happened to me now, at my age, my response probably would've been, "Is your mother hot?"

Actually, I knew a couple of guys in graduate school who would've taken advantage of that situation. To them, their discussion sections were "dating pools."

Years ago, during office hours I once had a quite good-looking female student lean across my desk to "show me something in her notes," and instead she gave me really good gratuitous shot of bra-less cleavage. I pretended not to notice and finessed the situtation. But the memory lingers. Ahh, does it linger. (She still ended up with a "C" in the course.)
 
Wow. I've often wondered if this kind of stuff goes on. I have to say, I don't know if I'd have had the willpower to turn her down!

I'd have told her she was getting F Minus and said if she wanted her grade to get to an A+ she'd have to ride me for each grade increase.

F-
F
F+
E-
E
E+
D-
D
D+
C-
C
C+
B-
B
B+
A-
A
A+

Wow! that's 17 times! :drool:
I knew there was a reason we use a different grading system here in the Netherlands. Ours goes from 0 too 100! :cool:
 
Years ago, during office hours I once had a quite good-looking female student lean across my desk to "show me something in her notes," and instead she gave me really good gratuitous shot of bra-less cleavage. I pretended not to notice and finessed the situtation. But the memory lingers. Ahh, does it linger. (She still ended up with a "C" in the course.)

Grade=cup size?

When I was an undergrad, we had a professor who had the reputation of sleeping with female students, usually first year students.

One morning someone put a note on his office door asking him if he enjoyed getting her drunk and raping her in the hot tub last night. This was over 20 years ago and he's still teaching there.
 
A student giving sexual favours in return for better grades is another.

Can't be proved without evidence.

Erm, that's what proving something usually entails, sure.

So what's the problem? what proof is there that you've boned her? you bone her, she gets her grade and everyone is happy. If nobody was around to witness it everythings jusssssssssssssst fine. Just make sure to use a condom and a strong one.
 
Years ago, during office hours I once had a quite good-looking female student lean across my desk to "show me something in her notes," and instead she gave me really good gratuitous shot of bra-less cleavage. I pretended not to notice and finessed the situtation. But the memory lingers. Ahh, does it linger. (She still ended up with a "C" in the course.)

Grade=cup size?

When I was an undergrad, we had a professor who had the reputation of sleeping with female students, usually first year students.

One morning someone put a note on his office door asking him if he enjoyed getting her drunk and raping her in the hot tub last night. This was over 20 years ago and he's still teaching there.

Nah. She'd have gotten a "B" by that criterion. But, a "solid" B. ;)

We had a professor like that where I went to graduate school. This dates how long ago it was, but we used to say the only thing "high fidelity" about him was his stereo system.
 
Sex is the first thing that you thought of? I'd have gone with labor, personally. I understand that big universities have TAs, but an eraser-clapper is always useful.

Could be misconstrued as a titty-fuck request.

Joe, lawyer
 
Years ago, during office hours I once had a quite good-looking female student lean across my desk to "show me something in her notes," and instead she gave me really good gratuitous shot of bra-less cleavage. I pretended not to notice and finessed the situtation. But the memory lingers. Ahh, does it linger. (She still ended up with a "C" in the course.)

I need to change careers. The last cleavage shot I was shown at work was a wonderful D cup belonging to a chap called Barry.
 
I knew there was a reason we use a different grading system here in the Netherlands. Ours goes from 0 too 100! :cool:
We do? I'm used to having a grade system that goes from 0 to 10, and nowadays they only give us a worded grade: enough, more than enough, good and ultimate. Blergh...
 
^I would hope those 17 times are enjoyable because they're not going to mean a damned thing when teacher gets fired and student gets kicked out.
Its at the university level. No one is going to get fired or kicked out.

A student having sex with a professor is one thing, they're consenting adults.

A student giving sexual favours in return for better grades is another.
Indeed. I think that gets filed under the heading "fringe benefits"
 
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