Caption Contest 25: lurking, smirking, captain kirking

[cooleddie74]

"I never had the heart to tell Admiral Forrest that his wife's new baby? The one born JUST before we first launched?


Mine."

 

[Nerys Myk]

JAZZLVR: Yeah, my job totally sux, The pple I work with R idiots and smell bad. Plus this hillbilly keeps hitting on me.

NGINR: T'pol????

 

[cooleddie74]

"Trip's bottle of scotch hits the spot.

I haven't had a buzz this awesome since I was 15 and my dad accidentally stuck the weed whacker in my butt."

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL ON THE TREK BBS:"You guys should seriously think about making Cooleddie your ceremonial leader. He's the one who brings that place together."

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

T'POL ON THE TREK BBS:"You guys should seriously think about making Cooleddie your ceremonial leader. He's the one who brings that place together."

T'Pol: And they say Vulcans have no sense of humor.

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL ON THE TREK BBS:"You guys should seriously think about making Cooleddie your ceremonial leader. He's the one who brings that place together."

T'Pol: And they say Vulcans have no sense of humor.

Zing!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Did I ever tell you about the time Trip and I woke up naked and drunk in Admiral Forrest's basement? He had this basket he lowered to us in a pit...and there was a bottle of lotion in it..."

 

[Triskelion]

Decon-cam, here we go.

 

[Rat Boy]

Carl the security guard: "Is that crazy Jack Bauer gone yet?"

 

[Alrik]

Archer: "I can almost smell it. Another Caption Contest must be getting close."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"What is this 'permaban', Emh?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Kentucky bourbon makes me gassy.

REAL gassy.

In fact...I suggest you and Trip leave the captain's mess and go to the catwalk in one of the nacelles for about two hours."

 

[cooleddie74]

Security at SUPERCUTS:


Tighter than you'd think

 

[Shatmandu]

Tucker: "Hey Frankenstein, you seen a big-tittied Vulcan broad around here anywhere?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Archer: "I can almost smell it. Another Caption Contest must be getting close."

Archer (cont'd): Oh, wait... that's just... T'Pol close your legs for godsake!

 

[Mistral]

"The Trek BBSers think this caption contest is going to end soon." *chuckles*
"I'll probably make admiral before it does! In the mean time, I've got nothing better to do than knock a few back. Life is good!"

 

[Mistral]

T'Pol: "Do not think you can hide from your responsibilities behind that shrubbery! You will end the caption contest now!"

Trip: "But, but, but I have no control over when it ends! It could go on forever-there's nothing I can do about it!"

T'Pol: "How sad for you."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Spoiler: the movie

ARCHER: Hey Scotty, You seen my dog?

Spoiler: yep, more movie

SCOTTY: Your dog?? (I'm bloody screwed)

 

[cooleddie74]

Spoiler: MOVIE. sigh* doesn't anyone read pinned threads anymore?

"Where'd Porthos go?"

Spoiler: cooleddie, don't make me come over there.

115 YEARS LATER

"Anyone hungry for deep-fried dog I found in a bloody time vortex?"

 

[T'Boggan]

T'pol "More..or I assure you I will say Ni! again"