My wife reads this forum...

[An Officer]

^ I'm not sure anyone wants to claim a drunk posting-poster, anyhow...

 

[FrontLine]

She Txt'd me at lunch time: "you asshole. i'm joining"

We are doomed. All. Of. Us.

Beh, handle her the way I did mine on here and you'll be fine.

I imagine they explained that sybians do not qualify as "practical" machinery, as well?

Oh the hell they dont

 

[TheWifeOfBrian]

She Txt'd me at lunch time: "you asshole. i'm joining"

We are doomed. All. Of. Us.

Beh, handle her the way I did mine on here and you'll be fine.

And how was that exactly?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

everybody just clam down! enough with the fish puns!
people have died from eating improperly prepared fugu . . . if it cod salmon to them it could haddock to you!

I'm sure Plec's wife wouldn't do that to him. Not just for the halibut, anyway.

Well I have to log off for a bit, I have a feeling she's gonna whale on me as soon as I walk into the door.

Walk INTO the door? Dude, you need kelp.

 

[Misfit Toy]

She Txt'd me at lunch time: "you asshole. i'm joining"

We are doomed. All. Of. Us.

Beh, handle her the way I did mine on here and you'll be fine.

And how was that exactly?

^He told us about her great rack.

 

[TheWifeOfBrian]

She sits there at home without logging in following along.

How the hell am I going to cover the fact I have affairs running with 18 different members now? I mean god damn it I came here to get away from her but she's been STALKING ME the whole time.

godfuckingdamnit...

18 Huh

I'm disgusted by you, I thought I was the only one . Ooops 'Hi Plecs wife'.

Since you won't take the cover off your boiler I had to find satisfaction elsewhere... You ain't the only one cooking with gas, babe.

Sadly given his love of boilers and power plants this really is his idea of "getting steamy."

 

[An Officer]

^ EDIT: This is probably why most posters are thankful their spouses don't post.

And how was that exactly?

Not THAT quote, and THAT handle, are the way to make an entrance...

 

[trampledamage]

18 Huh

I'm disgusted by you, I thought I was the only one . Ooops 'Hi Plecs wife'.

Since you won't take the cover off your boiler I had to find satisfaction elsewhere... You ain't the only one cooking with gas, babe.

Sadly given his love of boilers and power plants this really is his idea of "getting steamy."

Mrs Pleco! Pleased to meet you

 

[An Officer]

He told us about her great rack.

Subtlety is the way forward when asking for pictures...

 

[TheWifeOfBrian]

He told us about her great rack.

Subtlety is the way forward when asking for pictures...

Lets get one thing clear: I don't do pictures. At all. Period. So don't ask. I had a very bad experience posting pictures online years ago back when the Internet was wild and untamed s o o o I don't allow ANY images to circulate.

...that and he keeps making "wide angle lens" jokes and gawking at my hips. Fucker.

 

[An Officer]

Yeah. Fuck him, alright...

 

[TheWifeOfBrian]

Yeah. Fuck him, alright...

Not right now, the news is on.

 

[JAG]

Nice to meet you! I hope you realize that while your name is TheWifeofBrian,you will probably always be MrsPleco!

 

[An Officer]

Not right now, the news is on.

That's how we can tell you must be some kind of genuine trekker to be passing stuff up for the news, etc...

 

[Zulu Romeo]

She Txt'd me at lunch time: "you asshole. i'm joining"

We are doomed. All. Of. Us.

And she's here. This place is going to get a whole lot more interesting.

Welcome, TheWifeOfBrian! I've heard so much about you from Plec. Mostly good things.

 

[TheWifeOfBrian]

Not right now, the news is on.

That's how we can tell you must be some kind of genuine trekker to be passing stuff up for the news, etc...

There are only occasions where we skip the *nudge-wink* and actually watch the TV: Seinfeld reruns, The Simpsons or the TV News.

Given that we've seen all the Trek there is to see at the moment, we tend to put an episode on and promptly forget what we were supposed to be watching.

 

[TheWifeOfBrian]

And she's here. This place is going to get a whole lot more interesting.

Welcome, TheWifeOfBrian! I've heard so much about you from Plec. Mostly good things.

...and you must be that creepy British dude with the dancing-eggbeater-girl fixation!

 

[Guartho]

all the Trek there is to see at the moment, we tend to put an episode on and promptly forget what we were supposed to be watching.

Sounds hot... you must not have kids.

If you do have kids... how do you do it?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

And she's here. This place is going to get a whole lot more interesting.

Welcome, TheWifeOfBrian! I've heard so much about you from Plec. Mostly good things.

...and you must be that creepy British dude with the dancing-eggbeater-girl fixation!

You're welcome.

But not nearly creepy enough.

 

[An Officer]

If you do have kids... how do you do it?

Divide the time by body parts?

...but surely NOT to Archer? That would be all kinds of wrong.