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My wife reads this forum...

She sits there at home without logging in following along.

How the hell am I going to cover the fact I have affairs running with 18 different members now? I mean god damn it I came here to get away from her but she's been STALKING ME the whole time.

godfuckingdamnit...

18 Huh:wtf:

I'm disgusted by you, I thought I was the only one ;). Ooops 'Hi Plecs wife:shifty:'.
:lol:
 
She sits there at home without logging in following along.

How the hell am I going to cover the fact I have affairs running with 18 different members now? I mean god damn it I came here to get away from her but she's been STALKING ME the whole time.

godfuckingdamnit...

18 Huh:wtf:

I'm disgusted by you, I thought I was the only one ;). Ooops 'Hi Plecs wife:shifty:'.
:lol:

Since you won't take the cover off your boiler I had to find satisfaction elsewhere... You ain't the only one cooking with gas, babe. :cool:
 
I imagine they explained that sybians do not qualify as "practical" machinery, as well?

Aside from being a bunch of prudes, 2/3rds of them are bitter divorced men.

She not only encourages me to pursue my trade... but she takes an active part in running my side business and knows her way around shop equipment.

That right there pissed off a good number of posters. :rolleyes:
Does she have a sister? A good woman like that is a helluva find.
You don't need her sister - I hear Mrs Plecostomus is a "grouper". ;):cool:
 
Aside from being a bunch of prudes, 2/3rds of them are bitter divorced men.

She not only encourages me to pursue my trade... but she takes an active part in running my side business and knows her way around shop equipment.

That right there pissed off a good number of posters. :rolleyes:
Does she have a sister? A good woman like that is a helluva find.
You don't need her sister - I hear Mrs Plecostomus is a "grouper". ;):cool:

Heh heh heh, I'm SO getting killed for this one. :guffaw: DEAD MAN POST'N! :lol:
 
Have you any idea how many technical discussions I've had to sit through with your husband over the years? Make him stop with the technobabble!
 
Have you any idea how many technical discussions I've had to sit through with your husband over the years? Make him stop with the technobabble!

Would you rather sit down with her and discuss the financial markets and insurance-industry related nonsense with her? 'cause that can be arranged real easy over MSN.

Believe me, the technobabble I spout is based in the reality of science and math and engineering... whereas she cross-leverages value-added paradigms across all market segments.

And from what I gather she's damn good at it. :D
 
Hi Mrs Pleco!

Luckily for me, mr trampledamage thinks internet forums are just places you go if you have a technical question that needs an answer. He doesn't get the "chatting to people" part :techman:
 
Make her feel better...tell her she's the girl of your breams.

And maybe she'll yell out "Oh COD! Oh COD! Oh COD!" when the time is right. :devil:
 
everybody just clam down! enough with the fish puns!
people have died from eating improperly prepared fugu . . . if it cod salmon to them it could haddock to you!
 
We only have the one computer at home so we can't both be on at the same time. I suppose I could log off and let her join but I suspect it'd be more... funny if we were both on at the same time. :p
 
^ Thanks to wi-fi and a lap top, it can be physically managed, whether the other half can be persuaded to join my silly escapes of an evening is another matter...
 
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