She Txt'd me at lunch time: "you asshole. i'm joining"
We are doomed. All. Of. Us.
What's this "we"? Do you have a mouse in your pocket?
My wife reads this forum...
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What's this "we"? Do you have a mouse in your pocket?
Never EVER tell your spouse where you air your dirty laundry online. It's supposed to be your sanctum sanctorum
Pleco, you poor sucker
The only thing worse would be meeting your future spouse at a place like this.
I can honestly say there's no way either of you could do better in the better half department.
Plecostomus
Commodore
She Txt'd me at lunch time: "you asshole. i'm joining"
We are doomed. All. Of. Us.
What's this "we"? Do you have a mouse in your pocket?
The last time she joined a forum I was posting on we both got perm-banned.
Apparently there is a "no nudity" rule or something at the Practical Machinist forum.
An Officer: Oh, wicked, wicked Pleco. Oh, he is a naughty person and he must pay the penalty, and here in TrekBBS, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon: you must tie him down on a bed and spank him.Such fun! I love to see a good public scolding.
Everyone: A spanking! A spanking!
An Officer: You must spank him well, and after you have spanked him, you may deal with him as you like, and then, spank me.
John Picard: And spank me.
Triumphant: And me.
Mallory: And me.
Frontline: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
Everyone: A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!
Plecostomus
Commodore
An Officer: Oh, wicked, wicked Pleco. Oh, he is a naughty person and he must pay the penalty, and here in TrekBBS, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon: you must tie him down on a bed and spank him.Such fun! I love to see a good public scolding.
Everyone: A spanking! A spanking!
*sigh* I'll have to pick up the assless chaps from the dry-cleaners on the way home.
Practical Machinist forum. What an apt name for a bunch of uptight twitsShe Txt'd me at lunch time: "you asshole. i'm joining"
We are doomed. All. Of. Us.
What's this "we"? Do you have a mouse in your pocket?
The last time she joined a forum I was posting on we both got perm-banned.
Apparently there is a "no nudity" rule or something at the Practical Machinist forum.
I imagine they explained that sybians do not qualify as "practical" machinery, as well?Apparently there is a "no nudity" rule or something at the Practical Machinist forum.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Practical Machinist forum. What an apt name for a bunch of uptight twits
The last time she joined a forum I was posting on we both got perm-banned.
Apparently there is a "no nudity" rule or something at the Practical Machinist forum.
I gather by your comments you've posted there? What an... apt description.
Plecostomus
Commodore
I imagine they explained that sybians do not qualify as "practical" machinery, as well?Apparently there is a "no nudity" rule or something at the Practical Machinist forum.
Aside from being a bunch of prudes, 2/3rds of them are bitter divorced men.
She not only encourages me to pursue my trade... but she takes an active part in running my side business and knows her way around shop equipment.
That right there pissed off a good number of posters.
Well, that's awesome that she's supportive.Aside from being a bunch of prudes, 2/3rds of them are bitter divorced men.
She not only encourages me to pursue my trade... but she takes an active part in running my side business and knows her way around shop equipment.
That right there pissed off a good number of posters.
But doesn't she mind you making custom sybians? And, does she take the measurements, or do you?
Plecostomus
Commodore
Ahem. Here goes:
I worked in a blow-molding factory YEARS ago. First you injection-mold a shape that looks astonishingly phallic, then you heat that back up and "inflate" it into a bottle-shaped mold.
Someone... (ahem) grabbed one off the line, put a motor arrangement and switch inside it and presented it to his wife as a gag-gift.
She still has it.
I worked in a blow-molding factory YEARS ago. First you injection-mold a shape that looks astonishingly phallic, then you heat that back up and "inflate" it into a bottle-shaped mold.
Someone... (ahem) grabbed one off the line, put a motor arrangement and switch inside it and presented it to his wife as a gag-gift.
She still has it.
Does she have a sister? A good woman like that is a helluva find.I imagine they explained that sybians do not qualify as "practical" machinery, as well?Apparently there is a "no nudity" rule or something at the Practical Machinist forum.
Aside from being a bunch of prudes, 2/3rds of them are bitter divorced men.
She not only encourages me to pursue my trade... but she takes an active part in running my side business and knows her way around shop equipment.
That right there pissed off a good number of posters.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Does she have a sister? A good woman like that is a helluva find.
Aside from being a bunch of prudes, 2/3rds of them are bitter divorced men.
She not only encourages me to pursue my trade... but she takes an active part in running my side business and knows her way around shop equipment.
That right there pissed off a good number of posters.
Yes. Her sister works at the Family Diner and is happily married to her truck-driver-dood husband.
Now we know why you posted in QSF to ask about changing your name.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Actually that had to do with a joke I was planning but had second thoughts about.
Plecostomus
Commodore
True story, one of the managers was showing a female client around and was explaining our workflow and how the schedule was arranged by "injection jobs", "blow jobs", "extrusion jobs" "hand-capping jobs" and "secondary jobs."
Needless to say... we didn't get that contract.
No hand jobs? *runs like hell*
True story, one of the managers was showing a female client around and was explaining our workflow and how the schedule was arranged by "injection jobs", "blow jobs", "extrusion jobs" "hand-capping jobs" and "secondary jobs."
Needless to say... we didn't get that contract.
Plecostomus
Commodore
No hand jobs? *runs like hell*"Blow-molding". ::giggle::
I thought I was kidding about the sybians. Well, hell!
True story, one of the managers was showing a female client around and was explaining our workflow and how the schedule was arranged by "injection jobs", "blow jobs", "extrusion jobs" "hand-capping jobs" and "secondary jobs."
Needless to say... we didn't get that contract.
Read it again.
Falls under the category of "manual operations"
No hand jobs? *runs like hell*True story, one of the managers was showing a female client around and was explaining our workflow and how the schedule was arranged by "injection jobs", "blow jobs", "extrusion jobs" "hand-capping jobs" and "secondary jobs."
Needless to say... we didn't get that contract.
Read it again.
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