The Opening Shot.....

[Procutus]

Well, if M:I-III is any indication, I'm thinking that Abrams is going the non-linear route, which means we'll probably get the Kelvin sequence first, then we'll end up finding out what led to that.

I'd like to see it start in the 24th century and go from there, but I'm not really expecting it.


What worries me the most is that my childhood is going to get butt-raped by J.J. and I'm going to enjoy it!

 

[Hartzilla2007]

I think the film should start with Badass Captain Robau killing 2 million Klingon warriors with his bare hands.

Bare hands? Not badass enough. Captain Robau should just glare at the Klingons and they all instantly die.

Do not question how Captain Robau kills 2 million people or YOU will get death glared.

 

[QuasarVM]

It needs a big trailing off into space opening crawl in a yellow font...

...oh wait...

That's been done.

 

[cooleddie74]

"EPISODE XI

THE REBOOT STRIKES HARD


It is a dark time for canon..."

 

[Hartzilla2007]

There should be an explosion for no reason what so ever, oh and exploding heads you need exploding heads.

 

[Samurai8472]

"EPISODE XI

THE REBOOT STRIKES HARD


It is a dark time for canon..."

STAR TREK

EPISODE XI

ATTACK OF THE NARADA

Turmoil has engulfed the alpha quadrant. The evil Romulan Nero obsessed with capturing young Kirk has embarked in his private ship. The Federation has dispatched the Kelvin to deal with the looming romulan threat. Little does Kirk know Nero has begun construction of a space drill.....



Aw hell we all the movie will start with "Queen's" Flash Gordon theme replacing all references to Flash to Kirk

BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM..........KIRK! AHHHH SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE!

 

[Strider]

Cue TOS theme as opening credits roll over various shots of the original Enterprise. Suddenly, the music cuts out! and JJ ABRAMS appears. He proceeds to tackle our beloved old girl and turns to the camera with a wicked gleam in his eye. "And there's nothing any of you can do about it". He violates our Enterprise, OUR ENTERPRISE! right there before our helpless eyes. Roll film.

 

[Mr. B]

Some gratuitous action sequence with one or more explosions.

 

[LutherSloan]

Cue TOS theme as opening credits roll over various shots of the original Enterprise. Suddenly, the music cuts out! and JJ ABRAMS appears. He proceeds to tackle our beloved old girl and turns to the camera with a wicked gleam in his eye. "And there's nothing any of you can do about it". He violates our Enterprise, OUR ENTERPRISE! right there before our helpless eyes. Roll film.

Look, please keep your dark nightmares to yourself. Thanks.

 

[Rii]

The opening sequence should depict a pre-dawn shuttle launch, with Starfleet crew operating around the shuttle accomplishing various pre-launch tasks. As the shuttle lifts off the music transitions to Kenny Loggins' "Danger Zone".

 

[Aragorn]

The opening shot will be shot in IMAX with these guys breaking into Starfleet HQ wearing Robau masks.

 

[Kirk1980]

The opening sequence should depict a pre-dawn shuttle launch, with Starfleet crew operating around the shuttle accomplishing various pre-launch tasks. As the shuttle lifts off the music transitions to Kenny Loggins' "Danger Zone".

HIGHWAY TO THE....NEUTRAL ZONE!

*jams

 

[trevanian]

Abrams lip-synching to Quark's speech in LITTLE GREEN MEN about not having to worry about the old timeline, they can make things better in all sorts of ways now. (I watched that show tonight, it just made me laughing hearing Quark say it given the circumstances.)

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

The opening shot will be shot in IMAX with these guys breaking into Starfleet HQ wearing Robau masks.

And sombreros.

 

[QuasarVM]

"EPISODE XI

THE REBOOT STRIKES HARD


It is a dark time for canon..."

 

[cooleddie74]

Millions of Trekkers...angered over the Abramsization
of the franchise...have created their own time machine
in order to travel back to 2005 and prevent the current state
of the franchise from happening in the first place. T'Bonz and
cooleddie74 race to Paramount Studios in Burbank with the plans
that will spell ultimate WIN for all Trekkers everywhere...

 

[Plumster]

Millions of Trekkers...angered over the Abramsization
of the franchise...have created their own time machine
in order to travel back to 2005 and prevent the current state
of the franchise from happening in the first place. T'Bonz and
cooleddie74 race to Paramount Studios in Burbank with the plans
that will spell ultimate WIN for all Trekkers everywhere...

How about they get left there?

 

[cooleddie74]

Millions of Trekkers...angered over the Abramsization
of the franchise...have created their own time machine
in order to travel back to 2005 and prevent the current state
of the franchise from happening in the first place. T'Bonz and
cooleddie74 race to Paramount Studios in Burbank with the plans
that will spell ultimate WIN for all Trekkers everywhere...

How about they get left there?

That's Episode XII: REVENGE OF THE DORK.

 

[Kemaiku]

Millions of Trekkers...angered over the Abramsization
of the franchise...have created their own time machine
in order to travel back to 2005 and prevent the current state
of the franchise from happening in the first place. T'Bonz and
cooleddie74 race to Paramount Studios in Burbank with the plans
that will spell ultimate WIN for all Trekkers everywhere...

How about they get left there?

Well theres the irony. The very same quantum mechanics that mean the new movie is a divergent timeline due to Nero's meddling will also result in them disappearing from our universe into a new divergent timeline where they're successful. Just won't be our universe, so yeah they kinda do just go away.

 

[Plumster]

Millions of Trekkers...angered over the Abramsization
of the franchise...have created their own time machine
in order to travel back to 2005 and prevent the current state
of the franchise from happening in the first place. T'Bonz and
cooleddie74 race to Paramount Studios in Burbank with the plans
that will spell ultimate WIN for all Trekkers everywhere...

How about they get left there?

Well theres the irony. The very same quantum mechanics that mean the new movie is a divergent timeline due to Nero's meddling will also result in them disappearing from our universe into a new divergent timeline where they're successful. Just won't be our universe, so yeah they kinda do just go away.