Favorite "Family Guy"jokes?

[Jayson]

Not counting anything from "Blue Harvest"because that is to easy. My favorite bitswould have to be:

1 Stewie beating up Brian because he owes him money.

2 Pacman trying to be cheered up by those ghost things because Miss Packman has left him.

3 Peter trying toss out thedead frog.

4Stewie and Brian pretending to be gay to get out of the army incuding the bit about two dead guys guarding a tent.

5Briand and Stewie trying to figure out how atoliet works.


Jason

 

[Sephiroth]

It's peanut butter jelly time

 

[Mr Light]

The Ipititac (sp?) scene where they're all vomiting left me breathless with laughter the first time I saw it I think what's funny about the scene is not that they're vomiting, but that they're scared and horrified and just want it to stop but it keeps coming, like when Stewie is rocking his knees back and forth "I don't wanna... I don't wanna..."

 

[species5618]

Anything involving any characters treating Meg as the family's punching bag.

Stewie's (badly) hidden love for Brian.

The acidic banter between Tom Tucker and Diane Simmons.

Basically anything offensive and tasteless, which let's face it, is what FG does best.

 

[PK95]

My all time favorite is the note-for-note scene of Stewie doing Rupert's funeral from "Star Trek II The Wrath of Khan". I cracked up so hard about how perfect it was. I also love the "Take On Me" video with Chris.

 

[Barbados Slim]

The AIDS barbershop quartet song.

The chicken fights.

The bird is the word.

Death kills his boring date.

Brian barking at P. Diddy because he's black and feeling bad about it. "Woof! Woof! Woof! Oh, I'm sorry man I don't know what's gotten Woof! Woof! Woof!".

 

[Small White Car]

The Ipititac (sp?) scene where they're all vomiting left me breathless with laughter...

I really can't explain why...but me too! God, that was horrible, but I couldn't stop laughing.

I liked one of the road-trip shows where Stewie is trying to guess his phone number to call home:

Stewie: 111-1111. Mother? Damn! *click*
111-1112. Mother? Damn! *click*
111-1113. Mother? Damn! *click*

 

[CommodoreKong]

My all time favorite is the note-for-note scene of Stewie doing Rupert's funeral from "Star Trek II The Wrath of Khan". I cracked up so hard about how perfect it was.

Yeah that's my favorite Family Guy joke.

 

[LitmusDragon]

I like the one where Stewie is asking Brian about his novel.

 

[FordSVT]

"Ahhhh! It's everywhere! It's in my raccoon wounds!"

I can watch that scene over and over again.

 

[Brikar99]

Peter's fights with the giant chicken.

 

[Mr Light]

While the chicken fights aren't particularly funny, they are some of my favorite scenes just because they're this amazing over the top ultra budget action movie.

 

[Capt_Piett]

The ipecac bit was funny; I agree with Mr Light. It wasn't the actual scene itself, but how it was executed.

Oh, too many to list....suffice it to say, Family Guy is funnier more often than it's not.

"Mustache fart"

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Stewie locking his baby sitter's boyfriend in Brian's Toyota Prius and forgetting about him.

"Oh yeah, he's dead."

The Ipititac (sp?) scene where they're all vomiting left me breathless with laughter...

I really can't explain why...but me too! God, that was horrible, but I couldn't stop laughing.

I laughed so hard that hurt. I was actually crying.

 

[TheArsenal]

This one right at the point Zod arrives.

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

This

 

[Candlelight]

Brian seeing another dog in a car travelling next to him.

"Hey dog, dog, dog, dog, hey dog, dog, hey you dog, dog, dog, dog, dog... FUCK YOU"

*car drives off*

 

[DanTheGrey]

The exchange between Brian and Peter when TV is knocked out that ends with Brian's famous "Hey barkeep! Who's leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here?"

"Ignore it, like we do the squid!"

The "red carpet" scene with Lois and Peter and of course Quagmire's reaction

"To the HindenPeter" and Joe's reaction when it crashes into his back yard.

 

[species5618]

"To the HindenPeter" and Joe's reaction when it crashes into his back yard.

Joe: "How can you afford these things?"

I was wondering the same thing right before Joe asked the question.

 

[TheGodBen]

Yeah, I love the Petercopter and the HindenPeter. This also had me laughing for far longer than I should have been.

But nothing can beat the original chicken fight for me. I kept on rewinding my video of it to watch it over and over.