Favorite "Family Guy"jokes?

[Mr Light]

Speaking of Brian and Meg kissing... Brian to Lois "and then she made me eat her hair-pie" *WHAM*!

 

[TheBrew]

This week's episode with the Horse Sperm in the fridge. Stewie's reaction had me rolling.

 

[od0_ital]

Watchin' a rerun on [Adult Swim] tonight and I saw one of my favorites. Peter is cussin' about Lois's aunt comin' to visit, and Lois gets mad at Peter for his language. He says that sometimes its okay.

Cut to Peter in court, takin' the oath. The baliff asks, "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?"

"I do...you bastard."

Cracks me up, every time.

 

[TheSeeker]

This week's episode with the Horse Sperm in the fridge. Stewie's reaction had me rolling.

Yeah, that one was just wrong!

 

[Tiberius Jim]

Yosemite Sam and the "tightest, penis-compressinest, sperm-killinest, testicle-grippinest jeans" he ever tried on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG6PqWDaVbQ

Stewie persistently trying to get Lois' attention: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNkp4QF3we8

And of course, all of the various Star Trek scenes, especially Sulu's appearances.

 

[Thor Damar]

"I'm not following the story arc here"

"SHUT UP!"

 

[RoJoHen]

2. Stewie and Brian visit the kid with the upside down face, and Brian accidentally mentions it, prompting a really slow head tilt from stewie ... difficult to explain, hilarious to watch.

I could not believe how much I laughed the very first time I saw this. It was fucking brilliant.

My friend and his sister love Family Guy way too much, and everytime I see together (once every couple months or so) they're obsessed with a new random Family Guy quote.

For the longest time they would both just yell "Butt scratcher!" back and forth to each other.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Owwwwww, Ssssssss!

Owwwwww, Ssssssss!

Owwwwww, Ssssssss!

Owwwwww, Ssssssss!

 

[exodus]

Butt Scratcher!

Butt Scratcher!

 

[Alidar Jarok]

Death playing the game of Life: "You know, I should find this ironic, but, really, I'm just bored as hell"

 

[tharpdevenport]

The seriously unfunny and needs to fucking stop award is the cutting to Conroy Twitty or what ever the fuck his name is. Don't like his music, this is the third episoe they've done it, and in this episode they had him singing -- a live action clip -- and it went on for over one fucking minute.

30 seconds is I was giving serious thought to turning the channel

 

[Skywalker]

I think the Conway Twitty cutaways are amusing, but yeah, that one went way too long.

 

[Alidar Jarok]

I was considering starting a thread for this. As soon as I saw the Beaver set up the joke for the rest of the episode, I turned it off. Someone better tell me the rest of this episode was hilarious, because it certainly wasn't when I was watching.

 

[tharpdevenport]

^^^ No, it was bad throughout. I should have taken you idea and turned it off.

 

[Myko]

"Holy crap, it's Chris!" and "What the deuce!?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byPSfzfVkvE

 

[Rygel XIX]

Some of my favs:

-Peter's Christmas album, "I have three gifts for you - they're-up-in-my-bum!" (sung to the tune of the drummer boy)
-someone mentioned this one before - the "Cool whip" segment - now, just to bug my wife, every whord that starts with W, I say it like that
-When Peter is consoling Cleveland - ".....Rock Lobster....yeah, you'll be all right."

Man, I miss the glory years of this show...

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

The episode where Quagmire sleeps with Cleveland's wife may be my favorite...

 

[Sephiroth]

despite last nights episode being the worst in FG history, the brian scaring himself awake with his own farts thing was funny

 

[Capn Flukie]

despite last nights episode being the worst in FG history, the brian scaring himself awake with his own farts thing was funny

I agree.

What a craptastic episode. Hopefully, they were just doing 'a purge'.

 

[Gaius Baltar]

Probably the episode where peter decided to form his own version of the team. Loved the intro.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvxU_7rt1hE