NO WAS HOSE-A AM I LETTING HER ON HERE.
I'm not entirely sure how much control you have over her... in fact, I get the impression that it's your balls that are in a vice grip, not the other way around.
And you know what, I'm sick of how my threads here always turns out.
Actually, since all we do is respond to what you post, the direction your threads take are almost entirely your fault.
You all sound like you WANT stuff to go badly in my life so that you'll have something to laugh at.
Of course. If all was well, then your threads would be boring. If we aren't entertained, then we would have a moral obligation to report you for using TBBS as your own personal blog. So, in theory, your life sucking is keeping you from being shut down.
Like you take shameful joy out of my disfortune. The germans have a word for that (look it up, I can't remember it.)
That's like posing an argument and then telling us to do the fact checking for you. So, based on that comparison, I say that the Germans don't have a word for nothin' and it's your job to prove me wrong.
Guess what, reality check, I don't live my life FOR YOU.
No, you may not live your life for us, but you do post it for us. Including after you get pissed and storm off... Why can't you quit us?
but I'm not going to screw up my life just to amuse people!
Just because you aren't screwing your life up just for our amusement doesn't mean that your life isn't getting screwed up or that we aren't amused. Sometimes it just happens through no action of your own... or in this case, it happens through a lack of inaction.
This is definitely the longest most serious relationship I've ever been in.
If the examples you have provided us with are any indication, that's not much of an accomplishment. Just wait until you find her book with subtle hints about your death...
Her ex has been by to see the kids but my girlfriend is still very much mine and not his.
I give this one week tops. Sure, he's given us two or more boring posts in a row, but he has never given us two happy posts in a row. Lovers lane is about to turn into a 7 car pile up (or a 7 person orgy with
MB, Alicia, Olga, ex, Chuck, Lisa, and a shocking reappearance of Thames!!!! :eek )
Things will stay that way.
Uh-huh. I'm pretty sure that's what you said the last time you fell out of love.
I think my heroic efforts on Valentine's day in particular won me such grace that I won't even have to try again with her for a month.
I think you've bought way too much into the Valentines Day media hype... A valiant Feb 14 effort will cover your ass for a couple days tops.
But I WILL keep trying because that's how much she means to me.
Uh-huh. Yeah. Sure. Ok. You betcha. What ever you say, cheif.
SORRY if that disappoints any of you!
You're forgiven. I have all the faith in the world that you will either give us a satisfying conclusion within the next 880 posts or you will convince the mods to leave you open long enough to give us that conclusion. You wouldn't disappoint your biggest fan, now would you Paul?
