Hi guys. Sorry to have caused a fuss.
Sista…this his least amount of Admin related drama I’ve had today.
I guess it's unusual for people to come on here and be so open and honest and upfront about their lives.
Do…you…not read the other threads in here? That’s all people do. I don’t think you read anything at all…therefore here’s Oh Canada:
O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide, O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
Outstanding.
I think it can shock a lot of people. I don't think anyone's being "fake" to me in this thread and Spiff's concern is misplaced.
Spiff misplaces lots of things. Its his advanced age. Do you know he hasn’t gotten it up since Carter was in office? By “it” I mean “his penis” and by “up” I mean “erection for sexy time.”
I think people are being genuine in their reactions to me and they are just shocked by my frankness.
Again…you must not be reading anything, so now here’s the Australian National Anthem
Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free;
We've golden soil and wealth for toil;
Our home is girt by sea;
Our land abounds in nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare;
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia Fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing,
Advance Australia Fair.
Glorious,
You know, I'm shocked myself sometimes, reading back.
“Sometimes”?
To be honest I'm a little worried about myself and the things that have been going on in my head.
Here we go!
You know, I probably do experience some paranoia. I'll admit that.
Paranoia…crazy…they’re really the same thing.
Sometimes I fear things whcih I have no reason to fear and post about them here just to vent, just to get it out of my head, because I'm scared if I do keep it in my head I'll go crazy nuts bananas.
Crazy Nuts Bananas was a cereal in the late 80s. Now I know this is all fake. You’re a phony!
But a lot of stuff has happened to my in my life, especially in the last two years
…year and a half…
since I met Alicia, but even going back to childhood.
Now you’re going to show us on the doll where he touched you?
Stuff I haven't told you all about, stuff I've told NO ONE BODY about.
FORESHADOWING (Season 5! *crosses fingers)
Stuff which I think has affcted me in serious ways.
Well, it’s either the obvious molestation…or the fact you were raised by an inattentive drunken mother that caused you to be a cousin-fucking, aunt-extorting, doctor-ignoring, statutory rapist.
Not stirred.
I have been advised to speaked to counsellors in the past. All throughout school, in fact.
But like every other bit of advice given to you…
But I avoided it, got out of it, or if I did have to speak to them I'd just make up some bullshit story.
Was it full of plot holes and continuity errors?
But I think I may need to speak to someone.
No!
I'm not saying I'm mentally ill or bipolar or anything like that.
I’ll say it.
But my moods change rapidly.
This would be
the definition of bipolarism.
The swing. Moods arne't supposed to swing like that.
You’re also not supposed to fuck your cousin, but I guess your emotions have the same devil-may-care attitude that you do.
In a “special place”?
Messes me up. I can't think straight sometimes.
As evidenced by your hobo blowjobs.
It's like I'm being tossed around on the inside.
Like a salad? A
tossed salad? (see above comment about hobos)
I can't hardly cope a lot of the time.
I don’t think this line even makes any sense.
I know people here have noticed it too, like my friend Squiggy above
Again with the not reading! As we continue our national anthems of English speaking countries…here’s “God Save the Queen”
God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen:
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save the Queen.
Little known fact. The original version was sung like this.
God attack our Queen,
Send big dogs after her,
That bite her bum:
Let them chase after her,
And rip her knickers off…
Both beautiful.
who pointed out how quickly my attitudes towars my girlfriend have changed,
Multiple times.
and the many many many many people who have sent my private messages asking if I'm okay.
My penis is the size of Manhattan Island and I’m the Queen of Mars.
I appreciate the concern.
I appreciate the planet…and the penis.
It's good that people look out for each other on this board.
Yes. Because we’re all about looking out for each other. In fact, I like to look out in a very personal way…I find out where everyone lives through their Facebook page and I “look out” from the bushes. I also touch myself when I’m doing this, because I care.
I'm gonig to go to the doctor tomorrow. It's a huge step, and I don't even know what I'm going to say to him...
I’m sure it won’t make much sense.
but I know I have to say something.
Meh…just give him a random string of syllables. Not like it matters. I mean if you’re not going to listen to a doctor who tells you to “STAY OFF YOUR FUCKING BROKEN LEG” you’re not going to listen to a doctor who tells you to “think good thoughts and…oh yeah…stop fucking your cousin.”
Before I explode. Or, worse, implode.
Exploding is far worse. An
implosion would keep all the debris and crazy contained while an
explosion would take out many innocent by standards…like Thames…may he rest in peace…in a ditch…because he’s a filthy hobo,
