Best Lines - Janeway

I was just over in TNG reading some of Worf's best lines (I am *not* a merry man) and I couldn't find a similar thread here. So I thought I'd start with this forum's tag line:

"There's coffee in that nebula."

and follow it up with

"Mr. Chakotay, your stick."

"Do it."

Other loved Janeway-isms?

 

"GET OFF MY SHIP!!!"


Oh, and:

"Dismissed......that's a Starfleet term - it means 'get out!'"

 

"At ease, Ensign, before you sprain something."

 

"Delete the wife"

 

"When diplomacy fails...there's only one alternative. Violence. Force must be applied without apology"

(living witness)

 

One that always cracks me up - not just because what was said, but also the facial expressions and the tones of the voices.

Janeway: "... But for the moment, find yourself with a good view because, just like Jonah and the whale, you're going in."

Neelix: "Is that final?"

 

Damnit! There's so many, but right now I can't think of a single one. I should make a file and save them when I think of them.

 

"There are three things to remember about being a Starship Captain. Keep your shirt tucked in, go down with the ship, and never abandon a member of your crew."

 

"Good work, Commander. In the future if I have any questions about mating behaviour, I'll know where to go."

 

^ hee hee!

 

"You know, I'm really easy to get along with most of the time. But I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats, and I don't like you, Culluh."

Brit

 

JANEWAY: Once, a long time ago, I called this replicator a glorified toaster. It never forgave me.

 

Ensign weird is part of the job.

 

"Coffee, black."

 

Okay, best line ever is from the episode that tracks the "replicated" crew from the hell planet, and they're all dying and until the very last second we all think they're the actual crew:

"No, we can't turn back, not while our humanity's intact."

It doesn't seem funny, but if you HEAR her say it she sounds totally shitfaced LOL and she even braces herself with a desk.

 

All casual, in Deadlock while the self-destruct is counting down:

"I'm Captain Kathryn Janeway, welcome to the bridge"

 

"It feels like we're being pecked to death by ducks."

^Always makes me giggle. ^_^ And of course...

"I don't know how to tell you this - but the wedding's off!"

 

To Neelix: "Dismissed. That's Starfleet for get out".
To Kim: "Sir is acceptable in a crunch, but I prefer captain."

 

Is it marm is acceptable in a crunch, but I prefer captain

 

"With all due respect, unless you've got something a little bigger in your torpedo tubes I'm not turning around, but I'm certainly willing to discuss this issue with you." Year of Hell part I.