I demand pictures of Alicia!
I'm dating an older woman!
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He has a point. There is only one Alicia with asparagus in Latveria, Old Zealand (where madbaggins fucks pastries and excels in common sense and geography).
If only there was some way for him to actually see and proofread what he's typing before he sends it out to the googles!!!
ETA: OMG I just got it!!!!!!1111one
Alicia is Batgirl! We've come full circle!
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Oh, OF COURSE this is real. In fact, I haven't read anything (collectively) this 'realistic' sincethe last time I read a Letters to Penthouse periodical.
After what happened last time?
Archerguy, people have tracked down my facebook on only the smallest of personal info. I have to be VERY careful. I've had people sending me abusive messages ending with "and TrekBBS says hi!" and stuff like that. One even mentioned Squiggy. Another claimed to be from a "sister board" called "troll kingdom" which I had never heard of but has some kind of association here (I think it's T'Bonz's private board or something. There is lots of swearing and anger.)
I DO NOT WANT MY PERSONAL PRIVATE REAL LIFE CROSSING OVER WITH THE INTERENT. And I ESPCIALLY don't want jerks tracking down Alicia and giving her a hard time. I hate jersk. And of course I don't want Alicia knowing I've been talking about her here. She could wrongly view it as a betrayal.
Well, like you said, the genie is out of the bottle now. Everyone knows her name. I just have to hope and pray nothign happens.
Anyway, things have calmed down at home. My girlfriend and I have got into a kind of routine again. It's almost to the point where we really love each other agian, I think. Maybe if we repeat things for another month or so it will finally go back to normal and be real again. I sure as heck hope so. Alicia hasn't really had a chance to come between us again. I still look at her and think about the darkness though. Life is a joke, a facade. Maybe I should treat it as such. Alicia and I could do great things together...
But no, I won't ever give in to her twist love games again. I'll stay away from her even at the cost of my very sanity.
Ah, true love. It's like an Elton John song.
"My Girl and I are in Love Again (I Think)"
Three words: Andorian ice powers.
Every dude wants to be in the middle for these things, but you've got to give everyone a fair chance to be the one coming in between. All three of you should get the chance to be the center of attention... after all, that's the whole point of a threesome. Wait, what do you mean again? Damn it, I'm going to have to wait for the unrated edition on DVD aren't I!?
No way man... love games involving Twister are a great ice-breaker. You'll be coming in between in no time if you give in to some Twist love games. Trust me.
I meant twisted, NOT Twist. 
Dude! He just said he didn't want his personal info out there and you go posting Alicia's picture.
Not. Cool.
You didn't have a link to your Facebook page here anywhere, did you? I'm betting "yes."
As in "Sincerely, Squiggy"... I wonder who would write a message like that? Better hire a private investigator to figure out who this guy is that signs his Facebook messages "Squiggy." It could be anyone!!!
Yeah, that's pretty much right.
Yet you have a Facebook account...
And I'm sure you're friends with her on Facebook...
Jersk? I know that guy. He's a dick. What kind of a name is "Jersk" anyway?
WHAT?! That would be TOTALLY unreasonable of her!!!
Alicia. Is it Alicia? I bet it's Alicia.
Something better happen! Sweeps are comming up!
What did I just say? Sweeps!!! Get to some action!
Would you make up your goddamned mind???!!!
Nothing spices up a failing relationship like monotony.
Give it time. She will.
That sexy, sexy darkness...
You haven't been this entire time?
Terrible, but great. (What the hell is that from? Dammit...)
Aww, come on? Please?
Suuuurrreee you will...
Hmm... *checks the logs* Yep, right there *points to log page* that ship has sailed. Long ago, in fact.
Sorry about this, MadBaggins, but I'm in a bad mood and I'm taking it out on you because I'm jealous of all the attention you get here.
Harry Potter... more or less.
Here's an idea. Stop talking about it over the internet.
Hahahaha
Baggins, I'm inclined to say one of three things happened:
A)You posted something in a thread that let everyone know who you are that I missed, in which case you are right (please god, don't let him be right!)
B)People around here are very, very good at stalking, and somehow managed to track you down through your very vague and very strange tales. Or...
C)You told someone something over PM and it came back to bite you in the ass.
Now, I'm inclined to say it was one of the last two, and probably the last one. The first one is implausible because there is no way that you posting personal information would have gone unnoticed... we were all over Alicia's name like zombies on brains. Based on this, point B seems unlikely because I'm sure someone would have showed up and said, "Hey!!! I found MB!!!" Now, you seem to be wising up and seeing that almost none of us are taking you seriously. However, in the past you were under the assumption that we truely cared. So, the question is: Who did you mistakenly trust?
A)You posted something in a thread that let everyone know who you are that I missed, in which case you are right (please god, don't let him be right!)
B)People around here are very, very good at stalking, and somehow managed to track you down through your very vague and very strange tales. Or...
C)You told someone something over PM and it came back to bite you in the ass.
Now, I'm inclined to say it was one of the last two, and probably the last one. The first one is implausible because there is no way that you posting personal information would have gone unnoticed... we were all over Alicia's name like zombies on brains. Based on this, point B seems unlikely because I'm sure someone would have showed up and said, "Hey!!! I found MB!!!" Now, you seem to be wising up and seeing that almost none of us are taking you seriously. However, in the past you were under the assumption that we truely cared. So, the question is: Who did you mistakenly trust?
FRESH MEAT!!! 
It wasn't me. Why would I mention myself? OMG! I forgot to edit my birthday. Now you'll be able to hide in my closet and rape me! Oh teh noes! If only there was some way I could edit out that personal information before I review everything, hit preview post, and then hit submit reply and totally ignore the "edit post" function. But there isn't so I have to live with my folly.
Yes. All they need is your email. If you're stupid enough to give strangers your email and then worry what they're going to do with it and THEN be afraid what they might learn from your facebook because you're stupid enough to post private information ON THE INTERNET then...well...life is going to be tough for you.
Careful...fearful....whatev. The important thing is that you're cowering in fear.
You do know that only people you've added as a friend can send you messages...right? And you also know that you can click and view the profile of the sender...right?
I'm going save you a lot of trouble. Unless it was this guy:
It wasn't me. Why would I mention myself? OMG! I forgot to edit my birthday. Now you'll be able to hide in my closet and rape me! Oh teh noes! If only there was some way I could edit out that personal information before I review everything, hit preview post, and then hit submit reply and totally ignore the "edit post" function. But there isn't so I have to live with my folly.
There's a lot of swearing and anger here as well. I'm pretty sure that your tales have become legend and are spreading across the 4 corners of the interwebs like herpes on a hooker's lip. Be proud. You're a meme!
Then you definitly should not post Alicia's name again! *(we're going to remember this one for later)
AAWWW! Look what you did! IT'S ALL HAPPENING AGAIN!!!
I typed "jersk" into the googles and congrats! This is the 8th page on the entire internet with that typo. Out of the billions of webpages...you're one of a chosen few to make that typo and then failed to catch it (like your cousin's name).
And you did it again. I think you want Alicia to die.
Since you have repeatedly have stated her first name which...apparently...is all we need to find her, I would view it as a betrayal as well.
Come, come, come and let me out.
Norm! No...wait...
I give it 3 more posts until you're "accidentally" posting your mother's name, address, and phone number.
Whew! What with all the drama of your cousin getting killed by facebook, I'm glad something is going good for ya.
Because if anything can rekindle the fires of romance in a dying relationship...it's routine. Well done.
An important step to love your girlfriend more than the love of love is to not blow guys when she's visiting her dying grandmother from the Triassic.
Nothing says "I love you" like ignoring the problems that caused it in the first place. That's almost as wise as...I dunno...walking on a broken leg.
Golly!
You speak as if it's been months. It's been a week. Give it time. She'll come back into your life and 3.1 seconds later you'll be questioning the nature of the universe because the writers of this show have given up.
See?! Already. DARKNESS MUTHA FUCKER!!!
And leave us without your comedy stylings? Look man, I can only keep this shit up for so long. Without you coming back here every week or so to give us an update I'm nothing! NOTHING!
SPOILER ALERT! Madbaggins and Alicia are going to rape and pillage the countryside like Natural Born Killers but in actuality it'll be like The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.(full of suck)
Seeing as how Trekker already took the Chubby Checkers route, I'm going to pass on this one.
YOU THINK YOU'VE FINALLY FUCKING FIGURED LIFE YOU YOU FINALLY THINK YOU'RE FINALLY ON THE RIGHT PATH AGAIN AFTER NUMEROUS SETBACKS YOU THINK YO'VE GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT AND YOUR'E BACK ON THE RIGHT PATH THEN YOU FUCKING DON'T SEE IT COMING BUT IT COMES, YOU THINK IT WAS ALL A TEST SENT BY GOD EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD PART OF YOU THINKS IT WAS A TEST LIFE WAS A TEST, ALL THE HARDSHIPS, ALL THE MISTAKES YOU MADE, THE SHIT PEOPLE POURED ON YOU EVERY DAY YOU THINK IT WAS ALL JUST A TEST A FUCKING TEST SNET BY GOD OR THE DEVIL OR SOME JERKS LIKE THAT BUT IT'S NOT ALL IT'S NOT AT ALL IT'S ALL FUCKING RANDOM AND UNFAIR AND GOOD PEOPLE DIE AND CHILDREN CRY, IT'S NOT A LEARNING CURVE IT'S JUST HARSH AND THAT'S IT THAT'S ALL IT'LL EVER BE, YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT FIGURED OUT AND THEN YOU FINALLY STOP MAKING MISTAKES GET ON THE RIGHT PATH FINALLY FIND LOVE.................I WAS BACK WITH HER IT WAS GOING TO BE RIGHT I WAS MAKING AN EFFORT IT CAME TO ME IN AN EPIPHANY AND I WAS MAKING THINGS RIGHT AND WE LOVED EACH OTHER AGAIN WE EVEN WATCHED BSG TOGETHER AGAIN AND IT WAS EVEN MORE LOVE BETWEEN US THIS TIME AND CHUCK AND LISA OH GOD CHUCK AND LISA THEY WERE MY OWN I WAS THINKING OF THEM AS MY OWN AND ALICIA WASN'T INTERFERING FOR ONCE SURE SHE MADE COMMENTS BUT ULTIMATELY I'VE LEARNED IWTH ALICIA THAT I JUST HAVE TO STAY AWAY AND NOT FEED HER DON'T GIVE HER AMMO DON'T CUP HER BREASTS BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE I'VE BEEN GOING LONG SHIT LIKE THAT SO IT WAS FINE...THEN IT'S ALL FUCKING ON ITS HEAD AND I WONDER I WONDER WHY IW AS BEING GOOOD WHY I ALWAYS GO BACK TO TRYING TO BE GOOD WHY I TRY WHY TRY IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE EITHER WAY GOOD EVIL IT'S ALL LIFE AND LIFE IS SELFISH SO I MIGHT AS WELL BE SELF FUCK SHIT THE BULLSHIT IT'S NO TOP OF ME CAN'T BREATHE CAN'T ESCAPE THE SUFFOCATION BEARING DONW ON ME AGAIN AND AGAIN JUST WHEN I HAVE IT ALL MY WAY WHEN IT'S RIGHT FOR US ALL HERE COMES A SPANNER IN THE WORKS AGAIN I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO KILL I WNA TTO DLLFKJ
SORRY I'M DRUNK
SORRY I'M DRUNK
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